THE STUFF YOU MISSED:

1. Stan and Kyle's phone conversation.

"Hello?"

"Kyle...It's Stan."

Kyle held the phone away from his ear and stared at it. He was unable to believe what he was hearing, but the caller ID proved that this was indeed his ex-super-best-friend.

"Stan?" He asked, still incredulous, putting the phone back to his ear.

"Yeah, it's me. Listen..." Stan breathed heavily at his end of the phone. He just wanted to blurt that he loved the boy and let that be it, but he knew the situation called for a serious talk, and so he tried his best. "I know I was a dick to just assume..."

"No, it was definately what it looked like. But I can explain!" Kyle was quick to assure. "Me and Kenny had a little thing. It's over now, I'm telling you...It never meant anything. That kiss you saw was one of two. I swear."

Stan nodded to himself. He knew Kyle spoke the truth.

"Listen, Stan..." Kyle continued, and Stan sat up a little straighter, because is sounded as if Kyle were about to say something really imprtant. "I love you. Hell, I'm in love with you. I have been since forever. I used to dream about you, and I'd get freaked out to shit. But I eventually got the message. I thought about you all the time, and I never thought you'd feel the same..."

Both Stan and Kyle paused to remember the first time they kissed, about a month ago. They had been at Starks Pond, skating. No-one else was around, and Kyle had fallen in the snow on his way off the ice. Stan had laughed and helped him up. Stan had known he was too close to Kyle, but instead of backing up, he went closer, and their lips touched.

Neither had acknowledged their kisses up until that very recent day when Eric had showed up.

"Anyway, when it turned out you did I was...y'know, happy." Kyle went on. "And I'll never be happy again until you can tell me I'm forgiven and you and me can try again."

"Kyle?" Stan asked.

"Yeah?" Kyle sounded nervous.

"Why did you just tell my life story with 'I's in it?" Stan laughed. The laugh turned into hysterics, and Kyle joined in.

"Oh, by the way..." Stan added after their fit, wiping a tear from his eye. "You're forgiven. And you and me? We can sooooo try again!"

The boys stumbled over whoops and more apologies, 'forget about it's.

"I love you Stan."

"I love you too Kyle. I'll come over and see you tomorrow."

"'Kay, bye...I love you."

Stan laughed. "I love you too. Now get some sleep."

"Totally possible." Kyle laughed, and hung up.

2. Mysterion's last mission

Mysterion lept lightly in through the window, and shut it gently behind him. Eric snorted and awoke.

Seeing the dark figure in his room, Eric jumped up to reveal his old costume. Which, yes, he did sleep in sometimes.

"So...We meet again, Mysterion."

"It seems so...Coon."

"What is it that you want?"

Mysterion cast his eyes over The Coon sadly.

"I'm afraid I have bad news."

"And it is...?"

"Toolshed and The Human Kite have fallen in love."

"Meh, new it." The Coon threw himself back into his bed. "Wake me up when you have some real news.

"Remember Professor Chaos?"

The Coon sat up suspiciously. "I thought he quit his ways?"

"Possibly...But it seems a human boy has fallen in love with him."

Understanding flashed in The Coon's eyes. "The name?"

"Kenneth." Mysterion opened the window. "Kenneth McCormick."

The Coon closed the window after him, then lay down in bed. He appreciated the heads-up. He just wished it were a joke.

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Aww! Eric isn't happy! Obviously, I'll have to do something about that...
I will probably post the epilogue later, this needs to end :P