An: I don't know if I enjoy Jadekat, or if I really fucking love it
Disclaimer: BRO GET OUT OF MY ROOM
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You look around your room for something to wear, you were fine yesterday, but yesterday you didn't have a date with Harley, Gamzee was sitting on your bed offering advice on your various outfits that you were trying on.
"NaH mAn ToO bLuE" He says, watching you throw off something that resembled Egberts God Tier outfit.
"DAMMIT GAMZEE WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I WEAR?" You yell, sitting on the floor not sure.
"I'veee got juuust the thing you neeed mah friiend" Rose slurred out coming in and throwing a red dress on you.
"ROSE I AM NOT WEARING A DRESS" You yell trying to make her take it back.
"I speeet alll day makin dat fur you, and you won't wear it" She says, sniffing and starting to cry. "WHY DO YUO HATE ME SOOOOO MUC?"
"FINE I'LL WEAR IT STOP CRYING" You yell, putting the dress on.
"YAAAAY" She yells pulling a mirror over so you can see it, you have to admit, your hips look damn in this dress.
"MoThErFuCkInG pErFeCtIoN" Gamzee says giving it a thumbs up.
You look at yourself in the mirror, sigh, feel a small part of you die on the inside and go to meet Jade for the date... You hate Lalonde sometimes, maybe because she's related to Strider.
"Karkat, I'm so glad you..." Jade started to say trailing off as she saw your dress.
"Lalonde made it for me, and then guilted me into wearing it" You say, making the pose Rose showed you before you left. "Do, do you like it?"
Jade fell over from laughing too much, she was rolling on the floor, you had to stop her from going down the stairs, you were a little scared she'd have heart attack.
After she had stopped laughing so much, she grabbed you hand and pulled you off towards one of the many rooms in the meteor.
"You look... Adorable in it" She said, with a smile and laughter in her eyes. "It really shows off your hips."
"I'm aware, is this were you tell me you only want me for my hips?" You say sarcastically.
"Maybe" She says sticking her tongue out at you and laughing some more.
"Meooooooow" You say, trying to see how much more you can make her laugh, also to compliment her outfit, you assume Rose also got to her. "How come Lalonde gives you the suit and me the dress?"
"She knows it shows your hips off better, I don't to great of a figure, or maybe she got us mixed up cause she was all drunk" She says with a smile playing with her tie. "I kinda like it though."
You look her up and down again, you admit she looks better in the suit than you probably would, you don't mind the dress too much, unless you see Strider, then you'll have to gouge his eyes out. You're sure Terezi can teach how to be blind just fine.
"So, what do you have planned for out... Is it called a Date or mate?" You ask, confused on the human lingo again.
"Well, if we go off you being a cat, and me being a doggy, either really, but this a date, and you'll see when we get there, now shoosh and close your eyes, no peeking" She says, leading you by your hand as you close your eyes.
You're glad you aren't wearing those dumb shoes Lalonde had with her for you, it would make these stairs impossible to go down, and you definitely didn't want to ask Jade to carry you anywhere.
After some more walking she stops you and tells you to wait as she runs around doing some thing.
"Okay, you can open your eyes now" She says as you start opening them.
You see a table with candles and two meals on them.
"Dave made the dinner for us, to make up for his odd behavior" She says pulling the lids off the meals.
You both stared at the two piles of dog and cat food.
"I really hate Strider" You say walking over and kicking the table aside.
"Sorry, I should have checked before setting it up" She says. "Um... I didn't really have anything else planned."
"Well, follow me then" You say grabbing her hand and leading her through the meteor to your room. "It's time you learn about the wonders of Romcoms."
Four movies later.
"So, he loves her, but she's madly in hate with the other guy, who is in love with the first one, but also there's a fourth person, who has romantic feelings for all of them" She says, as the characters in the movie are talking.
"Wow, you're pretty good at the movie thing" You say surprised by her quick understanding of Romcoms.
"There's a lot of things you don't know about me" She says sticking her tongue out at you.
"Oh, like what?" You ask, only for her to pin you on the couch.
"I like kitty cats" She says before kissing you.
At first you were really surprised at her suddenness, and the kiss in general, since you've only ever kissed dead friends before. But you couldn't let Harley out do you.
You start kissing her back, roughly since you don't really know what your doing, neither does she, but neither of you mind the roughness.
You keep kissing for a little bit before she pulls back and smiles at you.
"I'm amazed, we got to kiss without Dave interrupting for once" She says, smiling down at you.
"Yeah" You say, still a little dazed from the kiss. "Um... My dress is riding up."
"Oh, I'm sorry" She says getting off you blushing as you fix the dress.
"It's fine" You say sitting up. "That was... Nice."
"Just nice?" She says, with another smile, there's still a blush on her face.
"Well, I dunno, it was a lot better than kissing a dead body" You say with a little laugh.
"Good, I'm glad I'm a better kisser than a dead body" She says laying down and, what was it called again, dammit, you need to write this down, cuddling, yeah, she started cuddling with you.
You both decided to just lay there like that content just being together like that, it was nice.
You forget about all the other problems you have, it's like they don't even matter as you two just lie there together, at peace.
"Karkat" She says quietly. "Do you like me?"
"That's a dumb question, of course I do, would I wear dress for you if I didn't?" You say.
She laughs a little and smiles again.
"Well, I dunno, you could be in hate with me, I did learn how troll romance works like ten minutes ago" She says getting closer to you.
"Well, I have no idea how human romance works, but I assume you don't hate me" You say smiling at her.
"Nope, I fucking hate the shit out of you" She says looking dead serious.
"Oh..." You say a little put off before she kisses you again.
"I'm joking you idiot" She says with another laugh.
"I knew that" You say defending yourself.
"Suuuuuuuure you did" She says snuggling up against, or was snuggling the human word for defication, hm, you need to look into this.
After another stretch a few minutes she kisses you again and says goodnight before falling asleep on you. You smile at her and whisper goodnight back and move her to the bed to sleep, you'd sleep with her, but the beds are really fucking small.
