Disclaimer:

Me: So, let's get this Disclaimer goin'!
Twin: What do we start with now? Usually it just comes to us….
Me: Let's eavesdrop on the characters:

Emmett:*standing next to Jasper* Now, Edward, since you have a girlfriend, you must remember one thing…..
Edward: *standing with Bella* oh really? What's that?
Emmett: Bros before hoes!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jasper: Uhhh……Emmett…..you should……
Edward: Emmett…..did you……JUST CALL BELLA A HOE?!?!!!?!?!!!?!!!
Emmett: Ah damn…
Jasper: I hate you….
*Edward chases after Jasper and Emmett*
Bella: Uhhh….Edward? He was kidding…..right? RIGHT???

Me: ok….anyways……we don't own Twilight or the characters!

Chapter 8: Baseball Beatings

We walked into the middle of the clearing. An uneasy feeling swept over me; the last time I was here was when we had a not-so-nice encounter with James, Laurent, and Victoria.

Victoria.

I wonder what she was doing nowadays.

I was cut off of my thoughts as Mitchell yelled, "Bella, heads up!!" as he threw a flaming baseball at me. I quickly grabbed my fireproof glove—yes, I did carry one when we played sports for Mitchells sake—out of my back pocket and slipped it on just in time to catch the flaming baseball and throw it back to Mitchell.

Edward grinned at me. "Let's play ball!!" Alice yelled. Mitchell's team—aka the guys—were on the outfield. Esme was playing with the girls, while Carlisle was Empire so the teams would be even. "So, Bella……what are you going to do for ME if WE win??" Edward whispered in my ear from behind. I knew he was trying to dazzle me. After I was sure my face was set into a nice, firm state, I turned my chin up to look into his eyes—and promptly forgot what I was going to say. Stupid, dazzling vampire.

"BELLA!!!" Alice screamed directly in my ear, launching me 10 feet in the air.

"ALICEE!!" I yelled back at her, as I went to stand over by everyone else.
"BONNIE! NO USING YOUR POWERS ON PEOPLE!!" Shane yelled. "Damn" we heard her mutter, and everyone on the field burst into laughter. Alice's eyes glazed over as she stepped up to the plate to bat. She snickered as she was pulled back into the present, and I looked over to see Edward frowning. Edward turned to Emmett, "Emmett, pay attention!!"
"I am!!"
"Well, pay MORE attention!!"
"I'm already paying ENOUGH attention! What's up YOUR ass?!?"
"Alice's vision—" but he was cut off as Alice hit the ball, sending it flying into the forest. It had flown in Emmett's direction. And they were still arguing.

"EMMETT! GO!"
"I AM! I AM! I AM!"
"THEN WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING YET?!!?"
"BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO YOU!!"

And, they were STILL arguing as Alice made a home run. All of us high-fived her, but I picked her up and twirled her around. Yes, that is the first time I have ever done something like that—now that I'm a vampire.

All of the guys were frowning at Emmett. Especially Mitchell. And………I was laughing hysterically. I forgot to mention, that sometimes when my emotions get out of control, my form/and or color changes. Sometimes.

So, when I fell to the ground, laughing hysterically, the entire color of my body was changing rapidly. I first changed to blue, then it flashed, and I changed green, then purple, then blue, then red, orange, black, white, yellow. And eventually invisible. I heard everyone laughing, and could see Edward looked a little worried at me. Shane walked over and explained to Edward, and then Edward joined in on the laughing. Eventually I managed to straighten myself out as Rosalie walked over to the plate, and steadied the bat that she was now grasping.

Mitchell pitched, sending it flying through the air. Rosalie didn't swing. He pitched again, and she swung, sending it flying into the forest in Shane's direction. Shane ran after it as she raced around the bases. But, Jasper was sending waves of fear out, and Shane grew stronger as he threw the baseball to third. The ball flew through the air in blinding speed, even for a vampire. The ball flew into Jasper's glove just before Rosalie reached third. "YOU'RE OUT!" Carlisle yelled from the sidelines. Rosalie glared at Jasper as she stalked back to the lines.

Then I was up.

I walked up to the base, swinging the bat in circles as I heard Alice, bonnie, and Rosalie cheering me on. "Piece of cake." Mitchell muttered. I smirked. He threw the ball, and the calculations ran through my mind on how to hit the ball just right—and I hit it, sending it flying right into Mitchell's stomach.

"AHHHGG" he moaned as he fell over onto the ground. I walked over to him, and leaned over so I could smirk in his face, "Piece of cake." I agreed, and then returned to the base, and everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, was roaring with laughter. Ok, well, not Mitchell.

"Do you really want to call a prank war, Bella??" he asked as he stood.
"sure, why not?" I said sarcastically. I raised the bat again, and Mitchell pitched the ball.

I hit the ball farther than both Alice's and Rosalie's hits. And it was in Edward's direction. Crap. I knew EXACTLY how fast he was. Without hesitation, I started running around the bases. But he had already received the ball, but didn't through it. He was chasing me with it—and he was, of course, faster. I was running to third when he was really gaining on me. I turned invisible.

I ran past third when they started yelling at me to change back. Edward had never stopped running towards me. I changed back as I was racing towards the home base, Edward hot on my heels. At the exact same time I reached the base, Edward scooped me up in his arms. And twirled around in circles as he kissed me. I heard Emmett and Mitchell yell "Ughhh" and then Emmett yelled, "GET A ROOM!!"

Edward put me down and we waited for Carlisle's assessment on whether I was out or not. "Safe" he said, and I burst out laughing.

Edward snorted as he walked back over to the field. When my team played out field, Mitchell batted first. I was shouting insults at him, which surely distracted him. "Mitchell, so how 'bout that blonde chick in P.E. today? She was ALLLLL over YOU!" he grunted in response as he missed the first pitch. "STRIKE 1!" Carlisle called.

"Awww, come on, Mitch! You gotta settle down SOMETIME, right??" he missed again.
"STRIKE 2!" Carlisle called. Alice was also a great pitcher.

But then he turned my game around on me. "Hey, Bella, how 'bout Nick Newton?? He sure as HELL had the hots for you!! Since that little announcement at lunch, I bet he takes it as his free pass!!" he yelled, then swung, and hit the ball. I frowned. I turned invisible as I ran to get the ball, but not before tripping Mitchell first. I ran over next to him and stuck my foot out, causing him to fall flat on his face. "BELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled as everyone roared with laughter. I zoomed out the forest. Where was that ball? Oh, there it is! I grabbed it and decided to just run it. I ran back into the clearing, straight towards Mitchell. I laughed as I tackled him from behind, sending us both to the ground.

"Bellaaaa!" he moaned as he got up from the ground. "OUT!" Carlisle called. I laughed as I skipped back to my base.

"Dude, you got pumbled by a GIRL!!" Emmett howled. I frowned. "And not just ANY girl………BELLA!!!" Emmett and Jasper howled with laughter. Ok, that made me MAD. I walked over to Emmett and came face to face with him.

"WHAT!" I demanded, just waiting for him to say something. "Say. That. One. More. Time." I said slowly, venom leaking into my voice. Shane and Mitchell backed away.

"Dude—you shouldn't have said that—" Shane said.
"Yea—big mistake—" Mitchell added.

Emmett and Jasper exchanged looks, and then burst into laughter. This set me off. I punched Jasper in the stomach, and kneed Emmett in the groin. They fell to the ground in pain. I turned on my heel away from the snickering Shane and Mitchell, and the shocked Edward, to face Alice, Rosalie, and Bonnie, who were laughing hysterically. I skipped back to my base.

"OK Bella, it's ON!!" Jasper and Emmett yelled after they got up.

I smiled. "Let the Prank war begin"

A/N: Yea, so……yea. I don't know what to say lawlzz. Next chapter will be Car race. Sorry I didn't post earlier, but I LITERALLY haven't slept in 3 days…..and I was falling asleep in geometry. Ok, so I did that before……let's just say I was falling asleep sitting UP! And in every class. Sorry this one is short. There is also a new chapter up of "Oops, he did it again!" so check it out. I may add another one soon.