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Robin walked into a secret chamber under Titan Hall that only he knew about. Robin walked over to a computer and typed in his password. Robin glanced over at his experiments, one was a humanoid figure that was genetically engineered to real rapidly.

"Rrahg!' moaned a skeleton creature.

"Oh good you alive, do you know who I am?" asked Robin.

"Master!" wheezes the skeleton.

Robin merely laughed.

Elsewhere Dark Titans.

Nightshade was working out the final pieces of the plan with Mimic Me who would suggest stuff.

"That doesn't make sense, Jump City's building are all spaced out, Shatter Star will have no where to run" said Mimic Me.

"What are you serious?" asked Nightshade.

Mimic Me pushed the laptop towards him which showed a current view of Jump City. Nightshade looked them over not liking what he was seeing.

"Great what else is going to mess with us?" asked Nightshade.

Ding Dong.

"Was that a doorbell?" asked Mimic Me.

"We have a front door?" asked Nightshade.

Ding Dong.

"Er hold on please" said Nightshade.

Mimic Me and Nightshade started looking for the door. They felt the walls until found an air source. Nightshade ripped the door open to find both th Tammaran royal guard and a couple Justice league members.

"We are here by orders of Prince Shatterstar" said a guard.

"Um Batman wanted to know if you guys had Superman and if we could see him" said Flash.

"Ok Mimic Me entertain the Tamarans while I take Flash and Wonder Women to see Superman" said Nightshade.

"Yes we shell wait, Superman knows who is responsible for the killing of Lady Stargrazer" said Galfore.

"It was Robin we plan on killing him as painfully as Possible" said Mimic Me.

"Well that killed my joy" said Flash.

"Of course, that little rat" said Galfore.

Nightshade led Flash and Wonder Women to the infirmary where Sakura in human form checked Superman's vitals. Sakura was in human as it was much easier for her to move around in the infirmary. She adjusted a drip tube with a glowing yellow liquid. Superman's heart monitor beeped steadily.

"What is that yellow stuff?" asked Flash.

"Liquid sunlight" said Sakura.

"How in Hades did you get liquid sunlight?" asked Wonder Women.

"No idea, it was already here, the others must have collected it before they fell" said Sakura.

"So your a doctor Gorgon?" asked Wonder Women.

"I forgot you were the the reincarnation of Athena" said Sakura.

"How long have you known?" asked Wonder Women.

"Since we collected Superman, I had forgotten gods only die temporarily before becoming someone new" said Sakura.

Flash poked the bag of liquid sun but stopped even before Sakura even thought about warning him.

"Does Batman have a connection?" asked Sakura.

"Yes, Flash is here to set up the computer, Batman has some questions" said Wonder Women.

Nightshade left the infirmary and headed to Shatterstars room. He knocked on the door.

"Get decent, your Uncle Galfore is here!" shouted Nightshade.

Nightshade walked into the living room where Mimic Me was trying to entertain their guests.

...and that is how the cookie crumbles" said Mimic Me.

"You bore me" said Galfore.

"Are you a lesbian?" asked a female guard.

"Can we sit in awkward silence ?" asked another guard.

"No I am not a lesbian!" said Mimic Me.

"They'll be out soon, so why are you here?" asked Nightshade.

"To take the one called Kitten" said Galfore.

"What why?" asked Nightshade.

"Because I'm pregnant" said Kitten.

"Whore" said Mimic Me.

"Closet" said Kitten.

"I am not a lesbian!" shouted Mimic Me.

'Why didn't you use protection?" asked Nightshade.

"Well due to the proximity of the moon I was extremely horny and depressed that Tomi was willing to die to make sure we killed Robin, so I jumped him in the hallway" said Kitten.

"When I met Kitten I had decided that if I did get her pregnant that for once I would do the right thing, but when the mission came up I knew that my people would do better in raising their future king or queen then I would" said Shatterstar.

"Condoms, there are condoms in every fucking room" said Mimic Me.

"Carpet" said Shatterstar.

"I'm not a lesbian!" screamed Mimic Me.

"Well did you pack already?" asked Nightshade.

"Yes, I already said good by to Sakura as well" said Kitten.

Nightshade and Kitten hugged. Then just because it was funny and Sakura had a camera watching, Kitten kissed Mimic Me on the lips. Mimic me started screaming again.