"I am not wearing that dress, un!" Deidara threw a dress at Sasori who caught it.

"And why not, brat?"

Deidara just glared at the redhead. "Because I wore it last week, un!"

Sasori rolled his eyes and began looking for another dress. It had been two weeks since Deidara moved in with Sasori and right now the blond was going through a mood swing. Not to mention he was showing.

"How 'bout this one?" Sasori held a light blue dress that had ruffles at the end.

Deidara sat on the bed and shook his head. "No, that one's too small, un."

Sasori looked at the dress then at Deidara. "It looks fine, brat." Sasori looked at Deidara again and noticed a hand on the small baby bump and Sasori understood why the blond was having a hard time with finding dresses and probably why he was upset.

Out of nowhere Deidara broke into tears and cried into his hands. Sasori sighed and sat next to the blond before wrapping his arm around his shoulder. " Hey, why are you crying?" once it slipped out of Sasori's mouth he wished it hadn't; Deidara looked up from his hands and at Sasori, anger filling his eyes.

"Why am I crying? Why am I crying, un!" he stood up and started screaming at the redhead. "I'm pregnant and, I don't know, , I'm kind of having a hard time dealing with it and you're asking me 'why I'm crying', un!"

Sasori stood up towering over the blond by nearly half a foot. He put his hands up in a calming gesture. "Calm down."

Very, very bad idea. The next thing Sasori knew he was being beat by a hard leather shoe and it hurt like hell! "You're telling me to calm down, un! How do you even know what I'm going through?" about a minute later the blond broke into tears again and glomped Sasori. "I'm sorry, Danna, I didn't mean it, don't hate me!" Sasori just looked at the blond who he thought was going to kill him with a shoe.

"Umm, it's okay." he stood the blond up and smiled at him and Deidara just sniffled and looked up at his Danna. "C'mon, we have to get some more food for you and the baby." he put a hand on his lover's stomach, making Deidara blush and look down; he put his hand on top of Sasori's.

"Okay, un." he said with a small smile.

Deidara had finally decided on a dress to wear and he and Sasori were off to the market. But once they left the house it started raining. "I'll get an umbrella." Deidara nodded and got his worn out shawl. Sasori soon came out with a black umbrella that was big enough for the both of them.

They both headed into the rain and walked to the market as quickly as possible. "What do you want to get?" Sasori asked as the browsed the various options for fruit.

Deidara frowned and looked up at Sasori. "How come you spend so much money on me, un? It makes me feel like a spoiled brat."

Sasori smiled at the blond's blush. "You are a brat, but far from spoiled. And I have the money. When you work at a black and silver smiths you can get wealthy pretty quickly."

Again just some blushes. Deidara pointed to fruit he had seen, but never gotten to try. "What are those, un?"

Sasori smiled and leaned in close to the curious blond. "Strawberries."

Deidara tilted his head. "They look nothing like straws, un." Sasori chuckled. "What about those, un?"

"Boysenberries."

"Poisonberries, un?!" Sasori laughed loudly.

"No, boysenberries, as in boys."

Deidara looked at Sasori and smiled a little embarrassed. "Oh, sorry, un. Can we get some..." Deidara looked around and pointed back at the red fruit.

"Strawberries." Deidara smiled and nodded. They paid for some and Deidara was amazed at how they tasted.

"They don't taste like straw either, un!" Sasori smiled and took a berry from the bag.

"How come you've never had strawberries?"

Deidara looked down and frowned. "I grew up on the streets and one time I tried to steel an apple and that got me five lashes, since I was only five, un. When I was eight, people thought I was a girl so they pitied me and I usually got stale bread, un." Sasori frowned, but then smiled.

"Well, you don't have to scavenge for food anymore." Deidara smiled and nodded. They continued to shop around for food, but stopped when an acquaintance of Deidara had stopped them.

"Oh, Hi, Hinata, un." Sasori stopped about ten feet from them and looked at the two friends as they started talking. "Wow, y-y-you got fired f-from two of your jobs?" Deidara nodded. "Where do you work now?"

"I work at the old bar across town, un."

Hinata's eyes widened. "Kiba said said that you don't g-get paid much there."

Deidara gave a small smile. "No, the pay isn't good, but it's something, un." Sasori sighed and walked up to the blond.

"W-who's th-th-this?" Hinata stammered and blushed as she asked Deidara, who just smiled.

"I don't believe we've met before. I'm Deidara's husband. Sasori Akasuna." he shook the shy girl's hand making her bright red, but Deidara was bright red with anger, but it looked like a blush since he was smiling.

"D-dei, you n-n-never told m-me y-y-you we-were m-married." Deidara just smiled and looked at Sasori with a gleam in his eyes that said 'You're dead'.

"Oh I haven't, un? Well we got married in a different village, it's almost in another country, un."

Hinata looked at his hand. "Well, y-you a-a-aren't w-wearing your r-ring."

"Oh, no I'm not, I accidently left it at home, un. Oh speaking of home, Sasori and I should be getting home. Bye Hinata."Deidara took Sasori's hand and led him down the street. They stopped and Deidara glared up at the redhead. "What was that for, un? Why did you tell her we were married?"

Sasori sighed. "Well, people are going to notice that you're pregnant sooner or later and I thought in this society that if you're not married and are pregnant that the child is considered a bastard, so we were going to have to say it sooner or later."

"Still, you could've let me know ahead of time, un."

"Well right now seems like a good time." Sasori took a diamond ring out of his pocket and slipped it on the blond's left ring finger.

Deidara looked at the ring then Sasori."You're giving me the ring now, un?" Deidara looked at the ring again and then back at Sasori. "How much did this cost, un?"

Sasori shrugged. "It doesn't really matter."

Deidara frowned and put his hand down. "I don't want to go shopping right now, un." the blond just stalked off towards the house with Sasori following him. Once Deidara got inside the house he went straight to the bedroom and climbed under the covers; Sasori following in suit. "Are you still upset?" Deidara rolled his eyes.

"No, I'm just sulking because I didn't get to try some Poisonberries, un."

"Boysenberries."

Deidara sighed and snuggled into the redhead's warm chest. "Whatever, un. I just want to sleep~" not ten seconds later he fell asleep and Sasori followed him about five minutes later. Strange thing was that it was only one o'clock.

Ugh, I couldn't write this chapter whatsoever!

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