Is Your Joke Still Funny?

Chapter 6

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee all characters belong to Ryan Murphy; I don't own any songs either.

Summary: "I've treated everything like a big joke and I'm sorry." "That means nothing to me." "Go kill yourself it would make everyone happy!" "Fine." "Sebastian, I was joking when I said that." "Is your joke still funny?" "No-" she was cut off by Hunter. "Seb, what are they doing here?"

Warning: Language and Homophobia

A/N: It's the moment you've all been waiting for!

~Recap~

And for once in my life I felt like everything was in the right order, but Karma just has to be a bitch.
~Sebastian's Pov~

It had been a month since the warblers lost at regionals, but I have to say we've had more fun ever since we lost. I had just gotten done with my advanced French class when Thad started yelling at me.

"Hey Sebastian!" Thad yelled from the end of the hall. He jogged over to me.

"What's up Thad?" I asked. He gave me a smile.

"Did you hear?" he bounced up and down slightly. I sighed at his energy.

"Thad, if I knew you wouldn't be asking me," I said.

"We're getting a new kid!" he exclaimed. The smirk that was on my face fell slightly.

"When is he coming?" I asked. Thad opened his mouth, but was cut off by the intercom.

"Sebastian Smythe, please come to the office," the intercom crackled. I sighed and started walking towards the office. When I got into the office I saw a boy with brown hair and beautiful green eyes.

"Hello Sebastian, meet your new roommate. You two will get the day off to help Hunter move in," Principal Charmical said. I smirked at the boy. He stood up and gathered his things.

"Follow me," I said. Walking to the dorm rooms I showed Hunter our dorm.

"This is our dorm, I'll get you the spare key," I moved towards my desk and pulled out the other key to this room. I gave it to him.

"Hunter Clarington," he held out his hand, I shook it.

"Sebastian Smythe," I let go of his hand.

"You're gay aren't you," he asked. The smirk, that was plastered on my face, fell.

"Let me guess you're not even remotely bi-curious," I said. He nodded at me. I sighed before walking over to my side of the room. I sat at my desk and opened my laptop.

"Aren't you going to help me?" Hunter's arrogant voice flooded across the room.

"I wasn't planning on it," I deadpanned.

"Principal Charmical said that you would help so I expect you to get off your lazy, gay ass and help," he growled. My eyes widened at the insult, but I quickly shook it off.

"Charming," I said. He gave me a disgusted look over his shoulder.

"On second thought I don't want you to help. I wouldn't want to get gay all over my things," he stared at me. I shook my head before storming out of the room. I walked all the way to the warbler's hall and sat in our main practice area. 'How could he? How could that bastard get under my skin? I am Sebastian Smythe I don't let insults like this get under my skin, but why does it hurt so much when he says those things?' I thought to myself. I shook off my thoughts before pulling out my iPod and putting my headphones in. 'Beat it' by Michael Jackson came on. I began to dance in time to the music. I heard the door close; I figured it was Wes or someone like that. The song changed to 'Bye Bye Bye' by NSINC. I began to work on my flips. I did a back tuck. I popped my wrist before doing a backhand-spring. My headphones flew out of my ears. I took my iPod out of my pocket and put it on the Idock we had in the room.

"If you plan on ignoring me then just tell me so I don't have to watch you fail at a back tuck," Hunter's voice came from the door. I lifted my eyes to meet his.

"If you think that a back tuck is easy then let me see you do it," I sneered. He gave me a smirk and walked in front of me.

"You might want to move," he said. I sidestepped and sat on the arm of one of the couches. He did a perfect back tuck; he turned towards me a smirk plastered on his face.

"That's how it's done," he said. I got up from the armrest.

"I really don't like you," I said bluntly. He smirked even wider

"Good because I don't like your gay ass either," with that said he turned on his heel and walked out of the room. I glared at the empty spot where Hunter used to be standing.

"Bastard," I mumbled. I turned off the music and walked back towards my room. I looked down at my phone and saw that it was around lunch time. I glanced at the staircase in front of me pondering whether I should invite Hunter to lunch with me or not. I sighed loudly before trudging up the stairs. I finally got to our dorm and opened the door. Hunter had his back turned to me; he was hanging up some of his blazers.

"What do you want Smythe?" he growled.

"I wanted to invite you to come have lunch with a couple of my friends and myself," I said. He turned towards me.

"Sure I guess, but if they are like you I can't make promises that I'll stay," he said. I sighed before gesturing towards the door. He followed me to the cafeteria. I sat down at our usual table. Jeff came over and sat on my left, Hunter was on my right.

"Jeff, meet the newest addition to Dalton academy, Hunter Clarington," I gestured to Hunter.

"It's nice to meet you I'm Jeff Sterling," he smiled at Hunter.

"The pleasure's all mine, Hunter Clarington," Hunter smiled at Jeff. Thad, Nick, Wes, and David came over and sat across from us.

"Hey, Sebastian where have you been?" Nick asked.

"Helping my new roommate, Hunter, move in," I retorted with a fake smile.

"Oh, hi there I feel bad that I haven't introduced myself. My name is Nick Duval," Nick smiled brightly at Hunter. He smirked at him.

"It's nice to meet you, I'm Hunter Clarington."

"Well I'm Wes Montgomery; to my left is Thad Harwood, and to my right is David Thompson," Wes smiled at Hunter. He smiled right back at him.

"It's a pleasure to meet you all," he said. I glanced at Hunter; he hadn't been that nice to me at all. The boys asked Hunter questions while I sat in silence. My phone vibrated; I checked it before glancing all around the room. Jeff must have noticed because he pulled me away from the table.

"What's going on with you Seb? You usually aren't that quiet," He asked. I shrugged.

"Sebastian," he growled, "Don't you dare lie to me." I sighed before answering.

"I just got a text message from the new directions," I said. Jeff gave me a sad look.

"What did it say?" he asked. I didn't get time to answer because Nick walked up to us.

"What are you two talking about?" he asked. I glanced at Jeff really quickly.

"I was asking about school assignments," I lied quickly. Nick must have noticed my uneasiness.

"Seb, don't lie," he said. I looked away from him.

"I wasn't," I said. Nick gave me a hard glance.

"Sebastian Smythe, what did the text say," he said firmly. I turned on my heel and walked away from Nick and Jeff. Once I made it out of the lunch room I sprinted to my dorm room. I slammed the door shut once I got in the dorm. Flinging myself onto my bed I suddenly heard footsteps from outside the room. I figured it was Nick and Jeff so I just laid there not moving an inch. The lock clicked, the door slammed open, and Hunter sauntered in the room. He walked up next to my bed.

"Get up Smythe, Nick and Jeff want to talk to you," he growled. I lifted my head up from the pillow.

"Tell them we'll talk later," I said letting my head fall back into the pillow. He grunted in response. I heard the door open before two bodies jumped onto me.

"Thanks Hunter!" I heard Jeff say from on top of me.

"Jeffery," I growled. Jeff squeaked and got off of me. Nick started humming from his perch on my legs.

"Nicky?" I asked sweetly. He hummed in response. I began to kick my legs.

"Get off!" I yelled. Nick chuckled and got off my legs. I sat up.

"Can we not talk about the text?" I asked. Jeff and Nick gave me a look.

"No, we have to talk about it!" Nick exclaimed. I glared at him.

"Please?" Jeff asked. He gave me the best puppy dog look he could. I gave in reluctantly.

"It was from Santana she wanted to meet with me after school at the lima bean," I said quietly.

"WHAT?" Nick and Jeff yelled in unison. I sighed at them.

"Yes, she wanted to meet me probably to tell me to kill myself again," I murmured quietly. Jeff and Nick gave me a hug. I choked down the sobs that wanted to escape. The bell rang loudly. Jeff and Nick pulled away from me.

"Are you going to be ok until warblers?" Nick asked. I nodded quietly. The two of the reluctantly stood up and walked back to their class. I sighed heavily, could this day get any worse.

"Hey Smythe," Hunter said as he walked in. And my day just got worse, yippy fucking doo.

"Clarington," I greeted with a dip of my head. He grunted a response at me.

"Well I better get going," I stood from my bed and walked towards the door. He turned towards me.

"Later," he said shortly. I stepped outside our dorm room and walked to the warbler's hall.

~Time Skip~
After a long warbler practice I trotted back to my dorm. I opened the door, walked over to my bed, and fell face first onto it.

"Smythe, why are you back so late?" Hunter asked. I groaned before flipping onto my back.

"Warblers," I answered shortly. He snorted.

"Is that what you call gay club here?" he asked.

"No, it's the glee club," I replied hotly. Hunter started laughing.

"You're in glee club? That's rich, I didn't think they would let gay into their club," he laughed. I turned towards him.

"What the hell is your problem? Do I offend you for being gay?" I screamed. Hunter didn't say a word; he only gaped at me.

"Why do you keep treating me like this? Is being gay bad or something?" I yelled. Hunter opened his mouth to speak, but I cut him off.

"Whatever don't talk to me I'm going to bed," I turned away from him. I heard him sigh before utter silence.

~Hunter's Pov~

Ever since I stepped foot into Dalton I have been mean to the one person I find attractive at this school. I felt regret the moment the words left my mouth. I wanted to apologize badly, but I didn't want to ruin my reputation. If my parents ever found out my little secret they would disown me in a heartbeat.

"Sebastian," I said quietly. All I got in response was a loud snore in response. Shifting slightly I looked over at Sebastian. I laid down in my bed before I let sleep engulf me.

Sorry about the long wait… I have my reasons which you probably don't want to hear.

~XxX Warbler's Girl XxX