Author's Note: Same as usual, check the poll, leave a review. But over 1,000 views already? That's awesome. Some mild language in this one, maybe some of you will get the references in the first part of this chapter. Hint: Think Mario Party. There's a Tetris reference in there too. And as bad as a plot device as it is, I needed a way to have the other characters talk. I'm sorry if I offended anyone with Donkey Kong's lines, I swear to God that I'm not a racist. And I'm getting a hell of a lot of requests. From this point on any requests will be on Day 2.
Rocky Wrench thought it was a normal day at the Engine Room, the only board that sold mechanical parts. He wiped off the desk when a strange figure bust through the door. He was wearing black tights with two yellow buttons above the waist. He wore grey gloves, grey boots, a green handkerchief and a green cap with a black circle on it, which inside the black circle was a backwards L in green. He also wore a mask, with white eyes. He had a distinctive mustache, which reminded the owner of the heroes of the Mushroom Kingdom. He pulled out some blueprints and slammed them onto Rocky's desk.
"Do you see this machine?" the man said in an Italian accent.
"I-I guess so, sir..." Rocky replied.
"I want a team of people on it right now."
"Sir, you can't just..."
"Look, if I wanted you to talk smack to the Green Thunder himself, I'd ask you to. Now, Brobot Type A should be able to fly, fire negative energy, summon undead spirits and- most importantly- stay together when people attack it! It needs to take care of any resource in the entire Mushroom Kingdom." The man stared at Rocky, and the eyes turned from white to green. His hands released swirling energy around them as he knocked over several displays of metallic parts. "Do it. NOW." The Monty Mole mechanic went straight away into building the cockpit. The figure began to laugh as he then looked at his watch and smiled. "Back to civilian life, I guess!"
Link put away his ocarina as Ness gave Mario back his guitar. They all sat down as Fox called up the boss.
"I understand, but Luigi's still not here. Yeah, I understand he's a bit of a coward, but... look, he didn't leave when any other villain came in... what, another one? God, this takes forever! Look, I understand that there's tension in here between many others... Kirby and Pac-Man, Link and Ghirahim, Ness and Porky, and everyone with Conker. Can we maybe... fine. Send him in. Oh, got another call... Hello? Dude! Where are you? Come back! See you soon. Bye."
"Luigi's coming back?" Link played with his hat.
"Yep. He just got a call from E. Gadd or something about a malfunction in tech." Fox answered. In walked Luigi, who was wearing grey gloves.
"Hey bro! What's with the gloves?" Mario asked.
"Wha- oh, nothing, bro! Don't-a-worry!" Luigi quickly speeded through the sentence. He sat down and said something under his breath. Samus entered holding some strange devices in her hands, which looked like collars with radios attached to them.
"Hey, I need Yoshi, DK, Pikachu and Jigglypuff up here right now. Galactic Federation translators, a gift from an old friend. They should allow them to talk." Samus put the collar around Pikachu.
"Hi! I'm Pikachu! I just met you and I love you! Are you my mommy? Do you have some Rare Candy? Hey, I can talk! Talky talky talky talky taling about talking-"
"OK then, here you go Jigglypuff." She put it around Jigglypuff's waist.
"Whatever. I'm going back into the corner and finishing Super Mario Land." the pink puff rolled into her seat.
"Donkey Kong, here's yours" Samus smiled as she put it right underneath his tie. Pikachu continued to blabber at Fox and Falcon, who awkwardly smiled and tried to escape.
"THIS IS THE SHIT! Let's kick some ass, crackas!" Donkey Kong blurted off. Samus smiled nervously and switched the settings. "I like bananas. Bananas are good. I smell bananas in my armpits. Armpits are hairy. I sound like Stephen Hawking. His wheelchair is cool. I like wheels. Wheels are round. Barrels are round. Barrels are fun to lick. Fezzes are cool. I found a carrot..."
"And Yoshi, here's yours!"
"Yoshi!"
"Um, does it work?"
"How the hell should I know?" Yoshi scratched his throat. He walked around, ate some candy bars from the vending machine and sat back down. Fox pressed a button and Peach walked in with a frown on her face. In behind her walked a small figure in blue robes and a blue hat like Link's. He looked like a Koopa Troopa, except his skin was orange and he wore glasses. His pointy tooth popped out from the roof of his mouth, and he held a scepter with a glowing red jewel on it. He held a broomstick in the other hand, and suddenly pulled on the scepter. Behind him Toad floated in the air trapped in geometric patterns.
" I finally found you f**kers! TIME TO DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAW!" the figure screeched. Yoshi flutter-jumped over to Toad and turned the rings into eggs and was about to fire them when the figure teleported away. It reappeared behind Yoshi and warped around him several times, creating several Kamek clones that knocked the dinosaur into his seat. Yoshi growled and realized his radio. "What's your deal, Kamek? The babies aren't here!"
"I'm not here for you, Yoshi. I'm here to apply for me and my friends. He created a column of fire around him as Toadies flew in carrying a boot, a bone and a green shell. Out of the boot popped a Goomba, more bones popped from the ground and created a Dry Bones, and the green shell expanded to reveal a Koopa Troopa. A Lakitu flew in behind them with a Hammer Bro tagging with him and they posed.
"What exactly can you do?" Link regretted asking.
"Well, you see, this Goomba can charge into enemies, grow wings, summon a giant shoe to stomp opponents, put on a spiked helmet, shoot thorns from it's mouth and summon a large group of Goombas tohelp him in battle. This Koopa Troopa can spin in its shell, grow wings, throw it's shell at enemies, use a cape to fly and then release a blue shell that flies into the air and blasts whoever is winning into oblivion. "
"That's nice, Kamek. Um-"
"This Dry Bones is different. It can throw bones, launch it's body parts at enemies, crumble only to regenerate and trap the opponent, spin on it's shell and then reskin to the King Tut Koopa and create giant pillars of sand that push the opponents into the sky." Everyone was nearly asleep as Kamek continued his explanation. "The Hammer Brother throws boomerangs, hammers, fire balls, ice balls, sledgehammers and finally becomes a Sumo Brother that body slams into opponents. The Lakitu throws Spinies, flies above in his cloud, hooks opponents into the sky, creates thunder and finally becomes Giga Lakitu and throws electric balls at opponents and pitfalls opponents. Then there's me, who can use magic blasts, fly using my broomstick, warp all over the place, summon Toadies and finally use magic dust to create status effects on opponents."
"Is he quiet now?" Jigglypuff unplugged the earphones and paused her game of Link's Awakening.
"We're going to decide amongst ourselves, buddy." Yoshi said rudely to Kamek. Kamek growled and summoned a huge pile of paper.
"These are the application papers, you fink-rat of a lizard. But I will join Master Bowser. The Koopa Troop will join the clash and destroy those who oppose the reign of the Koopa King! Mwahahaha!"
"Yeah, OK. Listen, turtle warlock. I'm sick of you trying to take babies, turn them into weapons of mass destuction and then just walk in and turn your stupid enemies into huge-ass mutated freaks of nature! I mean, what the hell is up with Gilbert the Gooey? Go back to your cave with those stupid lackies and turn yourself into something worthy of being my lunch!" Kamek looked around and saw the judges look at each other nervously and nod their heads. The warlock whistled as the Koopa Clown Car came down and picked up the goons. He powered up his scepter and flew away, looking at Luigi creppily. He fired a blast at Luigi, and zoomed into the waiting room. He blasted Porky and the Masked Man, as well as the Miis, and flew away with them.
Luigi looked at his hands. Energy began to leak out. He ran off into the bathroom. He whistled as the Polterpup came to him. He looked at it and blasted it with energy. It's eyes turned green and it swirled around Luigi. He transformed into Mr. L with Polterpup by his side as he pressed a button on his Poltergust and watched it shrink into a button on his belt. He began to spin and bursted into the air with Polterpup underneath his cap. He flew towards the Engine Room and spotted the huge robot mech standing above. He smiled and went towards it. He boarded the mech and yelled " I AM MR. L!"
What is Mr. L planning? What will Kamek do with his hostages? Will those lame-o common enemies from Mario ACTUALLY be in SSB4 like everyone insists they will? This is APC, wishing that I'm not the only one who likes Yoshi's Island DS.
