Sorry for the late update writing a long chapter and lost it half way through so this is chapter 8.2
I Do Not Own Adventure time but i do own the this story
ENYOY! : )
Marceline went off for something, PB's off getting the footage and my so called brother is M.I.A. So that leaves me. What should I do? I looked down towards the piece of paper in my hand. I focused on the girly script: Paradise is within. Let us take you there. Massage, Candy Treatments, Manicures, Pedicures AND MORE!
"Great just what I need a grown man getting a facial." I said aloud with as much sarcasm as I could muster.
I looked up from reading to see a bunch of the candy people staring.'Geez, what are they all staring at. I noticed a pool beside me and looked for anything on my . I raised my arm to smell. I didn't stink. I finally just gave up looking for things about me and focused my attention the people who staring.
"What are you people staring at!" I was fed up, I yelled loudly to make sure everyone heard.
That's when the wheels in my head finally started to turn. I gazed right to left, from pool to pool, from person to person. I noticed a pattern everyone had on the same thing. Black and brown candy camouflage from head to toe. Come to think of it, I thought back to when I had seen Cinnamon Bun wearing the same thing. That's definitely not normal.
On top of that no one was in any of the pools or eating at any of the stands or riding the rides. Nothing. Why would ANYONE want to be on a luxury ship and not do anything. They all just sat around staring, maybe they were waiting for something to happen.
Then again maybe I'm looking too deep into this they're just a bunch of bored candy folk, all wearing the same army type getup. Normal. Maybe I do need this I looked back down at the piece of paper the Princess had given me.
'Fine I'll go, but first I want to get some searching done, I've got a sword and a brother to find.' I thought to myself as I wandered off not really knowing where I was going.
Bubblegum Pov
I made my way back to down to the control room through the secret hall made for previously me and only me. It didn't take long and before I knew it, the tall sliver door appeared at the end of the dark hall. Wasting no time I banged away at the hard metal door.
"Open up!"
A voice from inside called "Who is it, you're not allowed to be down here go away."
"It's me you goof!" I answered starting to get annoyed. I started tapping my foot impatiently.
"Me who." called a different voice from inside the room.
"Oh, I don't know Glob. Who else!" I started banging again. I thought I put Root Beer Guy in charge of the control room.
"Hey, get over here Glob's at the door."
"No way Glob?"
"Yeah, I was talking to him."
"Well, what are waiting for open the door."
The door separated in two leaving only a small extrance in the dark. I walked inside each footstep echoed in the darkness. You couldn't guess just by looking at the entrance how big this room is. One place decacted to surveillance, and the control of the ship's "higher" functions. I had personally designed this part of the ship its one of the most high tech and expensive things I had ever made and these two goofs are running it.
I flipped the light switch to see both Banana Guards bowing down to the ground. Each one reciting gibberish.
"We are honored to be in your presence oh Mighty Glob." They said in unison, eyes closed and their heads touching the cold floor.
"Get up you guys." They looked up it took a moment before they realized their mistake. Shock then disappointment light up their faces.
"Oh, hey Princess uh... We thought you were Glob." One finally said slowly rising from the ground.
"Yeah, well I'm not." I said briefly.
"Now, show me the security footage." I commanded, but neither one moved a muscle they both stared the at the ground.
"Go bring me on the footage." No response. "NOW." I commanded firmly expecting it to be done.
"We..can't.." They finally spoke softly still in unison.
' Note to self find smarter guards and get rid of all Banana Guards.'
"Why can't you?" I persisted
"Because we don't..." He trailed off still not giving the info I needed, but enough to give me and idea of what had happened.
"Let me guess, someone came and got it before me, I'm right aren't I?" Their heads raised just enough to nod.
"Do you know who has it?" They didn't look up.
"You're dismissed." They hurried off through the door. Knowing them, they probably don't even know where they're going. The guards had their uses and this wasn't one of them.
"Maybe it's not so bad I mean it's not like they have us doing tier 15 or anything. That would be bad." I spoke to myself or so I thought.
"That certainly would be bad. Whoever took must have known that. After all, its not hard to turn something back on people of power."
"Identify yourself."
"It's Just me, your police chief." The voice sounded too cocky to be him not Root Beer Guy. Does power change a person that much. I got my answer as he appeared from a still shadowy part of the control room.
"What are you getting at?" I asked suddenly not knowing what he was thinking or what I was, why was I talking to him I should just arrest him and interrogate him later but a part of me wanted to know not later but now. So i'll play along for now.
"It's truly AMAZING what Photoshop can do to the already questionable footage. A lot of people hate you Princess but you already know that, don't you, otherwise why would you care what happens to this footage. So let's cut to the chase. Turn this ship around and no one gets hurt."
It took everything I had not to laugh in his face. What is he thinking? Did he really think that he could blackmail me!? I'm the most powerful person in all of OOO. Someone needs to be put in their place.
"Oh, excuse me, I think I heard I wrong did you say you were blackmailing me?" I said as plainly as I could holding back the impulse to laugh uncontrollably.
"No, I prefer extortion. Princess you know full well what you're doing isn't right, your plans are putting this ship and everyone on it at risk especially your little boy toy Finn. So just call it quits and go back home while you still have one." Each word was cold as if someone else was telling them, completely out of character for him. What had gotten into him? More importantly, how did he find out about the plan I didn't tell anyone not even Finn.
"Your right, I know full well what kind of risk I'm taking and I know the mission's especially dangerous to Finn, but let's face facts I've sent Finn to almost certain death before that's nothing new. Although I like how you're trying to look after your fellow Candy however, they are merely soldiers expendable soldiers. In any case,if things do go wrong I can just make clones of all the Candy citizens on this ship and no one would be the wiser."
While I was talking I reached for my watch, which had a distress signal function I had built in, one push and Banana Guards would come running.
"You are sick Princess, Candy people are more than just a tool for your gain maybe losing your kingdom will remind you of that." As if reading my mind he continued. "Do you think you're the one who thinks ahead, who prepared a backup. I've got your fucked up confession on tape." He opened his shirt showing a wire. While he ranted the guards neared, I just have to keep him occupied.
"Oh no! You caught me, I've been a very bad girl." Each word rolled off my tongue with so enough sarcasm to fill the huge room but must have been lost because missed it.
"Yeah that's right, I got the upper hand, I'm gonna save everyone, I'm even going to save you from yourself. Now then, just come quietly." He pulled a pair of handcuff off his belt.
"My words exactly." The guards had arrived and had cuffed him with his own handcuffs before he had even noticed.
"Wait officer you got the wrong person arrest her, she's plotting things, she's putting everyone in danger!"
"Yeah, Yeah tell it to the judge." The guard didn't know or care what he had to say and neither did anyone else.
"Take him to the holding cell he's being charged with conspiring against the Princess and her kingdom. I want him executed when we get back to dry land." I looked him dead in the eye as I decided his fate. I knew I just couldn't give him a single chance a blab, I have to do what needs to be done, one look told all this and then some. He'd been beaten and he knew it.
They hauled him off. Leaving me to wonder where was that footage and who was listening through that wire and how did he find out in the first place? I guess it doesn't matter now. I'll go check on Finn see how's he holding up, you can't fully conquer your fears in one day.
Sorry again for the really late update
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Also to make up for my lateness i have a early chapter in a coulples days
Oh and before i forget who's pumped for the new Adventure Time episode BETTY this could be one of the best episodes Adventure ever does!
