...I have nothing to say... ~Karen
Mathieu:
mizzgirlygirl0
hey it's me again...anyways i dare karen to pick a boy and sing any high school musical songs...enjoy MHAAWWW!
Mathieu: OOOOOOH! Choose me! We can be a PERFECT Sharpay and Ryan! What with your evil, snarky, girly attitude and my love of hats and fashion and me-
Louise: A Phineas and Ferb boy! Not you!
Mathieu: Awwww.
Karen: I choose Ferb! He's so adorable!
Louise: And which of these ear-wormy, culture destroying songs shall you torture us with?
Karen: My favorite! Fabulous! It's all about moi! (points to herself and snaps for an iced tea)
Mathieu: That's MY song! (cries)
Ferb: Oh Heavens no, I'm NOT singing THAT!
Louise: Aw, you messed the fun!
Tristan: Yeah. Shame we had to miss out on all the gay.
Karen: (Punches Tristan and knocks him out)
Louise: OH MY GOD!
Mathieu: While Louise aids Tristan with his new head trauma, here's the dares.
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Doof not get hurt in a chapter.
Isabella not say What'cha doin' for a chapter.
Doof make a water-buckets-on-people's-head's intor.
Doof: I. LOVE. YOU.
Tristan: (slowly wakes up) G-g-gay…
Karen: (Punches and knocks him out again)
Isabella: Have…have I even said that in this story?
Phineas: No. No you haven't.
Ferb: Strange.
Buford: Can I say it?
Isabella: NO! What's the next dare?
Doof: Hey, little girl, why don't you walk under that door over there?
Isabella: No way, you pervert!
Doof: I'm no pervert! VANESSA! Am I a pervert!
Vanessa: You're in love with an ambiguously-gendered platypus. That's pretty perverted.
Doof: …Yeah, I guess you're right. Hey, Perry the Platypus, walk under that door over there!
Perry: (goes through the door. A bucket of water splashes on his head)
Doof: BWAHAHA! That's my Evil Water-Buckets-On-People's-Heads-Inator!
Perry: … (Is not amused)
Louise: Perry, you cannot harm the Doctor today. It's in the rules.
Tristan: Since when are there rules here?
Karen: On this sheet of paper!
Rules:
Phineas may not construct any robots
Ferb may not sleep past noon
Candace may not have a hairdryer. EVER.
Tristan may not be left alone with Vanessa Doofenshmirtz
Baljeet may not win. At all.
Buford may not speak with an accent.
Karen may not have a flamethrower under any circumstances.
Louise can do whatever the hell she likes
Anyone submitting a dare must not be over 112 years old and know that whatever they say may and probably will be repeated within the story as well as questioned by the writers who may or may not deem the dare or truth question appropriate or relevant to any of the characters, props, or writers of the story in which case they will be tossed aside. However, some dares are eliminated without notification because the writers are lazy and or too bored to do them.
Tristan: …That last one doesn't even make sense.
Mathieu: Isn't that the point?
Karen: I still dislike number eight…
Buford: Why can't I speak in an accent?
Baljeet: Why must I always lose!
Louise: Look, I didn't make the rules.
Others: YES YOU DID!
Louise: NEXT DARES!
Random9747649:
.awesome x3
1. Isabella has to put on a Hannah Montana wig and sing and dance to "Nobodys Perfect"
2. Ferb has to put on Isabella's clothes and skip gayly with a blonde wig on to the White House so that he/she can sell Girl Scout cookies to Obama D while Phineas video tapes this and puts it on Youtube
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA RITE MORE PLZ!
Louise: Why, thank you very much for the compliment! :D
Isabella: I love Hannah Montana! (Puts on a HM wig) Hit it, girls!
Fire Side Girl Scouts and Isabella: (sing and dance)
Sometimes I'm in a jam
Just have to make a plan
It could be insane
I do it anyway
No way to know for sure
I'll figure out a cure
Patching over the holes
But then it overflows
If I'm not doin' too well
Why be so hard on myself?
Nobody's perfect!
I have to work it!
On several occasions to get it right
Nobody's perfect!
You live and you learn it!
And if I mess it up sometimes...
Nobody's perfect
Phineas: Look, I don't listen to Hannah Montana or anything, but that translation is definitely off…
Louise: What do you want from me Triangle Head?
Phineas: That's it! I know what were going to do on this show! Ferb, help me out!
Isabella: Whatcha' doin'?
Phineas: Come on, Isabella, help us out!
Karen: Wait, wait, wait! Ferbby has to do the dare!
Tristan and Baljeet: …'Ferbby'?
Louise: SQUEE! Ferb take Isabella's clothes off!
Ferb: (blushes)
Louise: Dooooo iiiiiit!
Tristan: You are so strange!
Louise: (Flips him the bird)
Karen: Here, Ferbaliscious, we have an extra set of Isabella's dress.
Ferb: (sigh) President Barack Obama's favorite cookies are from Iowa. (puts on the clothes a curly-haired wig and skips to the White House with a basket of chocolate-chip cookies).
Obama: Cookies? For me? Thanks little citizen girl.
Ferb: …I am not a citizen, nor am I a girl. (Runs away, embarrassed)
Obama: Hey, security guy, throw these away. I think they may have poison in them.
Security Guy: Because he or she was not a citizen, sir?
Obama: No. It's because of this note:
Dear Obama,
Your country sucks. Happy Fourth of July!
(Picture of Tristan holding a French Flag)
Security Guy: Excellent observation skills, sir.
Louise: Did you really have to put that in there? You're so immature.
Tristan: You're one to talk. I saw you playing with your Woody and Jessie toys the other day.
Louise: I'm thirteen, get over it.
Candace: You still play with dolls? You're a teenager! (laughs)
Louise: You still have no boobs? You're a teenager! (laughs)
Candace: (stops laughing)
Mathieu: Um…NEXT DARE!
Artemis Fowl the mastermind
dare phineas to admit that he likes vanessa, for karen to beat the crap out of Dr. d, and for ferb to go around singing the barney theme song.
Phineas: …I don't like Vanessa!
Louise: …Just say it, I guess.
Phineas: Vanessa…I like you?
Louise: …Alright then. Karen, this dare doesn't work either.
Karen: You mean…I can't beat him up?
Louise: You'll have to wait until the episode is over. He has a "get out of pain" card.
Karen: Merde!
Louise: Go ahead, Ferb.
Ferb: I hate these dares .
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensationABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!
Louise: That always scared me.
Others: Agreed.
Doof: Perhaps I can use it to overtake the world…Hmm…
Karen: I'm too angry at you to help with that!
Louise: Well, Michael wants you to have Round 2 with Tristan.
Karen: Thank you Michael! If you were French, I'd kiss you! But…I have no idea who you are.
Mathieu: Ding ding! Fight two!
Tristan: Now wait just a minute, I am NOT doing this again!
Karen: (Tackles Tristan and forces him to the floor)
Karen: Say that you like Mat!
Tristan: NEVER!
Karen: SAY IT!
Tristan: NO! I like Caitlyn!
Mathieu: Aww, you do!
Louise: YOU DO! (angry face)
Karen: …Angry?
Louise: …
Tristan: HA! (grabs Karen's arms and pushes her to the floor)
Mat: …three, two, one, PRETTY BOY WINS!
Tristan: HA!
Louise: …We'll be right back after these messages…
:D
