More Fails From the Writers, and Some Serious Stuff

Welcome. It's Harley right now. Dev and I have been up to no good lately…

Dev's words:

"Harley must have a Baby Fetish."

"You have good jokes. I just don't laugh at them." -But why? :( Harley isn't good enough?

Harley's Words/ Actions:

Playing online games!

Holding chickens, loving chickens, turning into a chicken lover.

Loving my Chicken Tea Party chicken, Bridgett.

Letting ducklings fall asleep on me.

Up to no good:

Chicken Tea Parties. Recently, Dev and I have been having 'Chicken Tea Parties'. Grab a chicken and drink some tea! (These chickens are tame. None were harmed in the act. If you have mean chickens or roosters, Do not try this at home. Rules apply to ducks as well. Do not attempt with turkeys or dragons.)

Swimming Pool Madness. Lesbian lifeguard? Check. Children suck. Two little girls were using the swimsuit dryer for at least thirty minutes. As I sat there, wrapped in a towel, awkwardly waiting in line, holding by bottoms. It was very weird. At all costs, avoid making me angry in the locker rooms… Especially when I need to get dressed. As a stupid girl, I talked about boys in front of a cute male lifeguard. Cute. Stupid Harley.

My Personal Guard. Dev's farm happens to have a rooster. An aggressive rooster. He loves to attack me. So, every time I go out, someone needs to be with me, because I'm a big wimp.

Scaredy Cat. My whole trip, I have been scaring Dev. Whether she's coming out of the bathroom, walking down the stairs, or even coming to find me when I hide under the bed. She hates it. It's fun for me, though. And after watching The Shining, she is scared when you wiggle your finger and pretend it's talking.

Crying Over Fanfiction. As you may know, it is hard to read sad Fanfiction without crying. We told our experiences back and forth, while I held a chicken in my arms.

Updates:

Refusal. Recently, I have become very sensitive to the Fanfiction pairings I ship. I have recently refused to read two stories. They're perfectly good, I assure you, but my anxiety over the internet has risen. Anything that goes against it is instantly taken off my list. If you're reading this, Authors, I'm sorry! My brain ticks a certain way. That makes me incredibly nervous and out of my comfort zone. That is why I haven't been updating. My brain is crying. Hope you all understand.

Other Chapters. Another reason I haven't been updating… I haven't had time. I get very bored and this story may be scrapped because I just don't feel like writing, and I have no clue how to get past this sequence ofthe story. Someday, if I do finish this, there will be another series, set twenty or so years in the future. I have so many plans for this story… How do you like it so far?

Things:

Fictionpress Original Story. Please check it out! My username is Miss. Harley

The story it titled "Darling, Stop." It has three of my original characters so far. It features a little girl meeting her father for the first time. Still wondering if I should continue it.

My Instagram:

More updates may be posted there! Thank you, all my reviewers!