I just realised I don't have any disclaimers. So here's one and it applies for every chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry or Draco in any way shape of form. I just like writing sappy love bits of crap that involve them.


Adopting

"You want to adopt a runt dragon?" Harry shouted incredulously. "And by runt you mean…"

"It'll only grow up to about the size of a horse." Draco muttered in a self-righteous tone. "And watch your tone, love, or you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight."

"You want to keep a fire-breathing, carnivorous animal, the size of a horse but you won't let me adopt a kitten?" Harry was almost red in the face now.

Draco merely smirked and kissed Harry on the lips. "You could adopt a kitten too. But I don't know how well it will react to living with a Dragon."

Harry stared at Draco, mouth hanging open. "Don't do that Harry-dear, you look like a goldfish, or worse yet, you look like a Weasley."

The fireplace rang.

Harry had finally cast a ringing charm for floo calls a few weeks ago. After Ron had caught Draco and him on the couch for the 18th time.

The fireplace rang again.

The gnarled head of the aged owner of the magical creatures adoption centre appeared. "Master Malfoy, I'm sorry to say that the Dragon you were interested in has just been adopted. Might we interest you in a kitten?"

Draco, of course, threw a fit.

He sat in his favourite spot on the couch and glared at Harry for 30 minutes before launching in a tirade that lasted for another 30 minutes.

But somehow at the end of it all, they both ended up on the couch.

All over each other like white on rice.

For another 30 minutes.

Luckily, this time, when Ron called, the fireplace rang first.

The next day, Harry brought home an orange and yellow kitten.

Draco sulked, Draco raved, Draco glared. But the kitten remained a kitten.

Harry named the kitten Drago while Draco gave it the evil eye.

The day after that, when Ron came over to visit, the kitten peed on Ron's left shoe.

Draco immediately went out to Diagon Alley to buy the kitten a silk blanket and a whole tuna steak.

Draco was happy.

So Harry was happy.

Ron was-not so happy.

And the kitten-peed into Ron's right shoe while Draco cheered it on.

"Pee Drago my precious! Pee!"