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"Itachi? Itachi? ITACHI ? MOTHER FUCKING ITACHI?" Sasuke yelled at the top of his voice, Sakura standing staring at him looking blankly back.
"Do you have turrets Sasuke? Why do you keep yelling Itachi?" She replied smirking widely.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITACHI TAUGHT YOU TO KISS LIKE THAT?" He yelled again.
"Exactly what it sounds like... idiot." She sighed at his gaping expression.
"You mean- you- and- my-brother-" Each word came out with a strangled gasp of barely covered anger. Sasuke did not like it when his brother bet him at something. Especially when it involved a girl.
He really had sibling issues. It happened when you were the brother of an international mega star.
"Whats this? Konoha's own gift to women stuttering?" Sakura said laughing as he scowled back.
"Hn." He muttered back.
"Now grunting. What a big evolutional step for you." She said laughing.
"We'll do some tutoring when you regain your composure and stop gaping like an idiot, its a real turn off." She called over her shoulder, walking back into the kitchen.
Sasuke nearly ripped his mobile phone in half as he furiously dialled his aniki's number.
"Foolish little brother, what an unexpected surprise. To what do I owe this great pleasure." Itachi's smug voice came through the receiver.
He had received minutes ago a curious text message informing him of what his foolish little brother had just learned, warning him against this phone call. Itachi smirked against the phone.
"What went on between you and Haruno Sakura?" Sasuke demanded angrily, straight to the point.
Itachi chuckled slightly, not used to Sasuke sounding so damanding.
"Why so desperate Sasuke? Finally found someone who denied you?"Itachi laughed
"Hn. Just answer the question!" Sasuke snapped back angrily.
"Ohhh touchy touchy little brother. When did you start speaking to me with such anger? What went on between me and Haruno Sakura? Lots went on."
Sasuke felt a gasket blow. He chucked his phone at the wall, the thousand dollar electronic smashing into tiny pieces.
Stupid Itachi.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
"Everything okay in there captain? Please stop breaking my house."
She walked out with a packet of chips in one hand, to soda's in the other.
"Hungry?" she asked, sitting the food down in front of him. Just because he was an asshole to her, didn't mean she had to be one back. She was right. He was starving.
"Hn." He replied, digging in greedily.
But she saw the true meaing.
"Your welcome." She grinned as he shot her a scowl.
"I still think your an ugly geek." He said.
"I still think you a conceited jerk with a head as big as pamela Andersons boobs and have a pole vaulting pole shoved up your ass." She replied smiling.
"Touche."
Sasuke then realised that he had got caught joking around with his arch enemy.
And even worse. He had almost started grinning like an idiot. And having a good time with clothes still on. He mentally scolded himself. He wanted to break this girl, not joke with her.
He did not notice the look of shock in her eyes at her own actions, how she looked away quickly a pale tinge of red on her white cheeks.
Sakura decided the first time she had seen Itachi's little brother, Uchiha Sasuke, that he was trouble. Someone to clear well away of.
But somehow in those few moments of playful teasing she had decided that maybe Sasuke wasn't so bad.
Stupid.
Sudenly they both jumped at the sound of the front door opening and slamming, a very excited looking person wearing an orange mask running into the room.
"SAKURA-CHAN! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY SO TOBI BOUGHT FOOD FOR SAKURA-CHAN AND GAARA-SAN TO EAT!" He stopped, looking around
"Why is Sakura-chan and Itachi-senpai's brother on the ground? Did they fall of there chairs?" He asked with slight curiosity.
"Yes, tobi. Pleae knock next time."Sakura answered when she regained the ability to breath.
"Why are you not with the rest of the band promoting the announcement of the new member?" Sasuke muttered, picking himself up and dusting off.
"Because the little kids are SCARED OF TOBI! TOBI DOESN'T UNDERSTAND! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi starting wailing horribly, banging his head against the wall.
Sasuke glared and Sakura sighed.
"I didn't think I would be babysitting." He muttered under his breath
"Then leave." She snapped back. He glared, but made no move to leave.
"That's what I thought." She walked over to a wailing Tobi, patting his back affectionately.
"Its okay Tobi. They're not scared of you!" she tried to comfort, but it only made it worse.
"Yes they are! They cry when they see me!" He choked out. Sakura shot a glance over at a stotic Uchiha, as if to say help me! He shrugged.
"Happy tears?" He suggested
Tobi suddenly stopped crying, happiness dawning on his face.
"Really? Happy tears for Tobi? Because Tobi is a good boy?" He asked excitedly.
Sakura shot Sasuke a look of poison that clearly said "If you don't answer this right, you die."
He sighed heavily.
"Yes Tobi."
" TOBI ALWAYS KNEW IT INSIDE! WHO COULD HATE TOBI? TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi danced around the room with glee, spinning in circles. Until he fell in a heap on the ground, looking back at Sakura and Sasuke in awe.
"Sakura-chan! Itachi's younger brother! Did you know when you spin around really fast the world does to?" He informed then, trying to stand up, but falling over again.
"Well, this is fun. I'm going to go pick up Gaara from detention. Sasuke, help a tutor out and babysit."
"Dear god no." He glared at at as she grabbed her keys.
"I can always ask Itachi for some boxers of yours. I bet your fanclub would pay me a fortune."
"Hn."
Tobi and Sasuke alone was basicly the most awkward thing ever. Sasuke really wanted nothing more than to then kill Sakura and Tobi was currently building a cubby house out of the pillows off the couch.
It was making Sasuke mad. Very mad indeed.
"Where you dropped on the head as a kid or something!" He growled angrily as Tobi yelped when his make shift house fell on top of him.
"Yes!" he exclaimed happily "Multiple times!"
Sasuke just shook his head angrily.
The things he did to get in a girls pants.
He sat there in a cool silence, deep in thought as Tobi played around the house like a 5 year old.
His plan wasn't going to well.
Though he couldn't deny he and Sakura had a moment, his keen noticing the red tinge to her white cheeks and the way that she averted her eyes in embarrassment. But the thing was, he felt the slight interest, the small tightening in his chest. Hardly anything for any normal guy, but he wasn't any normal guy. He was Uchiha Sasuke, the biggest womaniser around. Haruno Sakura wasn't the only one slightly flustered by there bantering. The moment had gone both ways. Sasuke looked down, disgusted with himself. It NEVER went both ways.
"Tobi?" Sasuke muttered before he could stop himself. Stupid curiosity!
Tobi, who seemed to be playing an imaginary game of hopscotch stopped and stared at the young Uchiha with curiosty.
"Yes Itachi-senpai's little brother?"
"Was my brother and pinkie ever... a couple." Sasuke said, making a face that suggested someone was trying to shove a chicken down his throat.
"A couple like Ken and Barbie? No, no Itachi-senpai's little brother! All they did was yell at each other!"
For someone who wanted nothing more than to break into a thousand little pieces, he was surprisingly gratified at that answer.
"And then it would get crazy! Sakura would punch Itachi-senpai-" This just kept gettting better and better, Sasuke was thinking smugly, bring the bottle of water he had been holding onto to his lips.
"-with her lips! It was the craziest thing I've ever seen Itachi's little brother."
Sasuke suddenly spat a mouthful of water towards Tobi, who didn't seem to notice, continuing with his story.
"And then Itachi-senpai would get mad and punch Sakura-chan with his lips! The Deidara-senpai would tell Tobi to leave, so Tobi would not corrupt his innocents!"
Tobi looked over at a chocking Sasuke.
"Silly Itachi-senpai's little brother, your meant to swallow the water, not spit it all over your shirt."
A/N yeah.. i got the worst case of writers block known to mankind atm. Im trying, i promise :) Im on hols soon, that means more chapters and less filler type chapters! :D yayy!
If you have any suggestions, please let me know, Im open to thoughts !
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