Dinosaurus

Levi had been staring at the window for one hour now. Almost mechanically, he would look at the front gate first before craning his neck to observe the road and then, finally glance at his watch. Levi couldn't help but panic due to the fact that his boss still hadn't arrived. Had Xanxus been alone, Levi would have thought it was normal and would have expected it, but Xanxus was with Squalo and the swordsman was never late. Something was going on; he was sure about that.

Levi jumped when he saw the car. Feeling extremely relieved and utterly excited to see his boss after five long hours without him, he left his observatory window and ran to welcome Xanxus back. When he finally came out of the luxurious mansion they used as temporary headquarters, Xanxus was getting out of the car. Levi's face lit up in a wide smile which quickly faded away when he saw a schoolbag flying from the car and colliding with Xanxus' legs. To Levi's astonishment, Xanxus picked up the bag as a little girl came out of the car. The girl apparently apologized, bowing to Xanxus, but he angrily threw the bag at her, knocking her down. A furious Squalo finally came out of the car, shouting at the top of his lungs while he helped the girl to get back on her feet. Levi could hear none of it. His focus was now solely on the brat who dared be disrespectful to his boss; he could barely refrain himself from executing the girl right away.

Pulling himself together, Levi thought that if Xanxus hadn't killed the brat yet, then he would certainly not be pleased to see his most loyal man touch the girl. He watched in silence the trio coming up to him and frowned when he heard them bickering.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Gioia?" snapped Squalo, still angry.

"I said I was sorry!" sighed the girl.

"Shut up, you two…" scowled Xanxus, annoyed.

"Welcome back, Boss!" greeted Levi.

Xanxus grunted as he entered the house, immediately followed by Levi who didn't even look at Squalo and the girl who were still fighting.


A loud bang echoed in the mansion. Squalo put down the sword he was cleaning with a sigh as Gioia looked at him, surprised.

"What was that? A gunshot?"

"That was Xanxus making us understand he's hungry" explained Squalo. "Come on, let's have dinner."

Squalo took something from his bag and put it in his pocket before leaving the room with his sister. They both went down to the dining hall where they found Xanxus, sitting alone at the large table. As usual, Squalo sat at Xanxus's right while Gioia climbed on the chair next to her brother. The door opened and Levi entered the room, followed by servants who placed the dishes on the table.

"The dinner is ready, Boss!" declared Levi, sitting at Xanxus's left. "Of course, I asked the cook to prepare something you like!"

Squalo let out an annoyed "Tch" causing Levi to glare at him.

"You got a problem, swordsman?" he growled.

"Shut up, you ass-kissing moron" snapped Squalo, before helping himself to steaks and potatoes.

"What the fuck, dumbass?" shouted Levi. "And who's that stupid brat anyway?" He added, glancing at Gioia who was looking reluctantly at her steak.

"I'm not a stupid brat!" she frowned at the man. "My name is-"

"Shut up!" interrupted Levi. "I don't even care!"

Squalo watched his sister putting her fork down, staring at the man who was insulting her. She glanced at Xanxus who was ignoring all of them and her eyes suddenly sparkled. Squalo sighed. That was not a good sign…

"Boss" she said, with an angelic smile. "Can I sit next to you, please?"

Xanxus looked up at her, curious, whereas Levi was just astonished.

"So that I can give you my steak!" Gioia added, her smile widening.

The boss and the little girl stared at each other for a few seconds before he smirked.

"Trash" Xanxus growled. "Give her your seat."

With a deep sigh, Squalo watched his sister happily leave her seat while Levi slowly got up, looking like he had just lost his soul. He then proceeded to take the farthest seat from Gioia and stared at his knife, apparently ready to commit suicide. Ignoring Levi, Squalo returned his attention to his sister and smiled.

"Hey, brat!" he smirked at her. "See what I've got here?"

With a satisfied expression, he took out of his pocket the Dinosaurus biscuits he had bought earlier. Gioia's eyes widened, sparkling with desire. He had actually bought Gioia's favorite biscuits to congratulate the girl for her first day at school but Squalo just couldn't resist getting revenge.

"I'll give them to you if you eat your steak" he declared, with a sadistic smile.

"That's not fair!" she protested.

"Just eat your steak and it's yours!" repeated Squalo, shaking the biscuits box at her face.

Squalo was already enjoying his victory when the biscuits vanished from his hand. Dumbstruck, he saw his sister was now holding the biscuits, relief painted on her face. Squalo turned to the culprit.

"WHAT THE FUCK, XANXUS?" he roared.

"I already told you" Xanxus smirked. "Mini-scum is interesting. I like her."

"YOU JUST LIKE PISSING ME OFF!" shouted Squalo, while Levi was banging his head on the table, mumbling something like "She stole Boss…"

Note:

Already an update! Yaaaay! Is it obvious that I love Xanxus teaming up with Gioia to annoy other characters? :D (and that my chapter titles are random? xD) That chapter was just for fun and for introducing Levi so I don't have anything special to say ^^" The only thing I'd like to say is that the Dinosaurus biscuits really exist and I love them ;A; I did some research to see if they were exported to Italy but I'm not sure... And I put those random biscuits because I love dinosaurs and that I re-watched Jurassic Park and Ice Age 3 yesterday XD

Thank you so much for the reviews, the alerts and the favorites once again ;A; Whoa. That feeling I have when I wake up, check my inbox and see those lovely reviews T.T Thank you!

kimichee LMAO XDDD Xanxus and Gioia? I'm trying hard not to make Xanxus too nice but I end up writing this and it feels like they'd be cute together OTL But Gioia's my baby ;A; I don't want her to be verbally and/or physically abused by Xanxus! XD Because, come on~ Xanxus would not be the perfect prince she wants XD And he's way too old for her fufufufu

Once again, thank you so much for your support! I know I keep repeating myself but my lovely beta, you reviewers & you readers all cheer me up!

See you next chapter then! ^o^