PLEASE READ! Alright, now that I have half of the populations attention, for those who decided not to go back and re-read the chapters. I went back and edited them all. So they're a little longer and with (hopefully) less mistakes. I'm no longer able to tell how many words are in each chapter as I have to write them up on WordPad. My MicroWord hates me so I got rid of it. Also, I guess you don't have to re-read them all, but it may be to your benefit, or at least read the last chapter near the end cause I put in a little Zetsu. Alright, thank you all for sticking with me!
What was I doing? Do you even have to ask? Well, okay, I did leave you at a rather confusing situation. Alright, I'll explain.
After I asked Kisame if he was going to finish his sandwich, he turned his enraged gaze to me. He lunged, I ducked and ran to his seat and grabbed his sandwich and dashed out the door. Angry footsteps were heard behind me as I slipped between the unfortunates in the hall, still in a daze from Kisame's earlier yell. So to sum it up in less words: I was running from a shark on a rampage while eating a sandwich. Kinda like a game of tag.
I finished the sandwich and glanced behind me, Kisame no where in sight. I was about to celebrate when I ran into a wall.
Any arms?
Nope, damn, I'm seriously starting to love the mutt man. You know, with the way he caresses our ass, mmm, I wonder how good he is in-
DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!
Cross country?
Oh, for a second I thought you were gunna say-
INCOMING!
I whipped my head around and squished myself to the wall to my right just in time. Kisame crashed into the wall and I dashed around and jumped onto his back.
"Get off twerp!" Kisame grunted angrily, swatting at me.
"Now I'm a twerp? Jeez, your such a good friend you blue ass wipe." I muttered angrily, pulling at his hair and dodging his arms.
He responded with a scoff and something that sounded a lot like 'murderer'. Jeez, why did they care so much for a single plant? I mean, it couldn't be that important, right? It looked like a weed more than anything.
"If this is still about that weed, I'll dig you up a new one! So calm down!" I growled.
He didn't respond as he charged a door. An attempt to get me off I assume.
Don't assume things, because then you'll be making an ass out of you and me, and I assure you, I am no ass.
I rolled my eyes and ducked as he broke the door off it's hinges and sprinted to a tree head first.
"Alright fish boy, I'm off." I yelp as I use his back as a spring board, giving him more momentum to rush into the tree, hitting his head hard. "Ouch, that gotta hurt." I flinch from the sight of his head making contact with a tree. I stood and watched as he rubbed his head and turned to me.
He opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off as a giant crater was made out of the blue and a narwhal of all things jumped out from it. This thing was huge easily rivaling that of a house. Wide eyed, I give Kisame an apologetic look as I make a break for the house, just as it starts raining too.
Deciding it best to hide from the blue man, who seems to hate me more and more, I run up some stairs that randomly appeared and burst out the only door at the tip top.
Inside the door, was the roof. Great, I'm gunna get soaked. After I got over my small pity party, it was only then I noticed the other presence on the roof. I looked up to find Pein looking rather seriously over the roof. It was a blank stare, then, just as I started admiring how cool he looked, was when he broke out into song.
"And I set FIRE! To the RAIN!" he turned to meet my gaze and was next to me in a second with a open lighter in one hand, "Watched it pour as I," he reached out and with the back of his hand touched my face, running his hand down to my chin, still staring aimlessly and waved his lighter around, "touched your face." he finished softly.
There was a moment of silence between us before I spoke.
"I hate that song." I stated simply and watched as he froze in disbelief. I snapped my fingers in front of his face a few times. He remained motionless.
Dammit you broke him!
I didn't mean too!
I pushed him lightly and jumped back as he tipped over and fell on his side. I gulped and ran inside, deciding that our little 'moment' never happend.
God this place is weird.
I reached the bottom of the stairs and was greeted with a red-headed man with a giant scorpion tail.
"HOLY FUCK!" I shrieked, jumping back and tripping on the stairs.
Fuck indeed, mmm.
"So, your the one everyone is talking about. I must admit, I thought you would look different. More mischievous, not a little freakish." came the voice of scorpio.
"Hi to you too, uhh . . . damn I can't think of any nicknames." I grumbled.
"Good, my name is Sasori little girl." was all he said as he stepped past me and walked up the stairs.
"Sasori! If you seem Pein, I'm just gunna say this now, but I totally didn't do it!" was all I said to him before I raced down the hall trying to find a safe haven.
Dear readers who have yet to read this. Please don't get on fanfiction on June 23rd, why? Fanfic decided to be a bitch and has been deleting some fanfics on here. It isn't right. There is a petition for this, the link is on the author DarkHeartInTheSky's profile, it's bolded and easy to spot. Please sign it or don't get on on the date given. Thank you! I'll try to get a longer chapter up in thanks. :)
