gNat2: MEEEEEEEP!
Meep: What?
gNat2: I think I'm a legit timelord. Everytime my bus driver picks me up he says, "Hello, Sweetie." officially declaring him the regenerated River Song and me the doctor.
...We obviously regenerated in the wrong bodies.
In case of Sues, use the TARDIS
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS/MOVIES/VIDEO GAMES/ WHATEVER ELSE WE USE IN THIS STORY! I ONLY OWN MYSELF AND UNFORTUNATELY THE SUES I WAS FORCED TO MAKE UP FOR THE GOOD OF THE FANFIC!
Chapter whatever number this is
Gabbi's POV
A split second passed after my arrow struck the Sue's neck. As if in slow motion, she fell to the ground and disintegrated into the typical sparkles and pixie dust. Sam, Dean, Dante and Vergil now came slowly out of the corners. I moved the curtains aside and nodded at them. They all drew their weapons and started walking towards the Sues. I turned my eyes to the stage, trying to decide which Sue to shoot first as I drew another arrow and Patty climbed down the ladder with her sonic screwdriver ready. Alright, that Special Agent Sue really needs to go. Otherwise, we'll have the FBI after us. I'll shoot her first. I thought to myself and lined up my shot. A moment later Special Agent Monica DiNozzo shrieked and dissolved into sparkles and glitter.
For a minute, there was utter silence. Every Sue in the room stopped and stared at the spot where Special Agent Monica DiNozzo had been standing. Then, Cecilia Rose Isabelle Robin Marie Starshine Greenleaf Winchester stood up, shaking with rage and turned to the Sues in the audience. She didn't get the chance to issue whatever order she was going to give them. She had an arrow in her throat before she reached her microphone. Complete chaos ensued as Sam, Dean, Dante, Vergil and Patty started attacking the Sues.
"We're under attack!" Some random Sue shouted. No shit Sherlock. I thought and rolled my eyes. The Sues seemed to conjure weapons out of thin air and started fighting back. I started to fire arrows in rapid fire succession, taking out the more powerful looking Sues. I watched for a minute as my friends fought. Somehow, some way, they weren't dead. They were badly outnumbered and me shooting didn't help a whole lot. They need more help. I should go down there and do something. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. I decided with asmall nod to myself. Sure, I would lose the element of surprise, but my friends needed me.
As if reading my mind, Patty yelled, "Now would be an amazing time for you to come down from there elf boy!" At least half the Sues stopped and looked around frantically when she said 'elf boy', including the elf Sue bitch. Slowly, I climbed down from my hiding place and shot my last arrow into the throat of some random Sue. I put my bow down on the ground; made sure my hood covered my face, and jumped into the fight with no weapon other than my hands and feet. Stupid move, I know. One Sue decided to swing at me with her sword. I ducked, spun around behind her and kicked her forwards, causing her to accidently stab another nearby Sue. Quickly, I ran and grabbed the sword. The Sue I kicked screamed in rage and came at me with her bare hands. I swung the sword down and chopped her head off. The sword felt very light and was easy for me to control. This is obviously not a normal sword; I can't use those for my life. Damn Sue bitch magic. I thought as I spun around and attacked another Sue. This one blocked my strike with her sword.
"Who are you? The Wandering Hunter called you elf boy!" she yelled at me. I cleared my throat, smirking to myself as I thought about what I was about to do. "I am your worst nightmare, Mary Sue. I am the real Legolas. And quite honestly I am very annoyed with the lot of you. Can you not just leave me in peace?!" I stated, using my Orlando Bloom voice. The Sue looked like she wanted to laugh. "In that case, you're not a nightmare. How exactly are you annoyed with my sisters? We're perfect in every way." She said in a voice I'm assuming was supposed to be seductive. I nearly barfed right then and there. "Valar, you Sues are irritating." I muttered, remaining as in character as I could and used the Sue's moment of distraction to stab her through the heart. I turned around to face another Sue, and turned my mind completely off. I swung and slashed at anything in my path. I'm honestly extremely, hilariously bad with swords. Yeah sure we use foam swords and knives and nun chucks in Ju Jitsu to spar with but swords were more Patty's style. I never used a sword, ever. Every so often I found one of my arrows and quickly put it in my quiver on my back before jumping back into the fight. I slashed my sword down at an angle as another Sue came charging at me. The sound of metal clashing with metal met my ears as I came face to face with Vanafindiel whatever her freaking name was. I don't know whether to curse or be happy because I finally get to kill her. I thought as she smiled broadly at me.
"Hello, my darling Prince Legolas." She said. Someone please kill me now. "Do not call me your 'darling prince' ever again." I snarled at her. "But why not? You and I were meant for each other! What are you doing here with the Wandering Hunters? They are pure evil! They want to kill us all, claiming that we are the true evil. They are delusional and will corrupt your mind, my love! Come back to Middle Earth with me, we can be together for eternity." The Sue was practically begging now, completely unaware of the battle going on around us. "I am here on a secret mission to save the world. The 'Wandering hunters' as you call them, are my comrades on this mission and are in no way delusional If there is anyone here who is not in their right mind it would be you." I told her, getting ready to stab her with my sword. "And, by the way, I'm not your love. I never have been, and never ever will be." I whispered, just low enough for her superior elven ears to comprehend my words. I went to stab her but she just disappeared into thin air. What the hell?! Ugh! Where the flying cheese balls did she go?! I thought.
Soon, I came across two fighting knives lying on top of a pile of sparkles. Without a second thought, I lodged my borrowed sword into the nearest Sue and picked up the knives. "Much better." I murmured to myself, taking a fighting stance as a pair of twin Sues decided to come at me from either side. I stepped out of their way and stabbed them in the throats from my place on the side. I spun around, blocking a strike from another Sue and stabbing her through the heart. I pulled my knife out of her gut and took a fighting stance, twirling my knives a bit in my hands. I was in my element now. I could've gone all day. I lept back into the fight, slashing, spinning, stabbing, kicking, and generally letting the instinct that had developed over my years of Ju Jitsu training take over.
I'm not sure how long I fought before I heard Patty yelling, "Legolas! Get your elf ass over here! I've got an idea!" I turned to see her in the back of the auditorium near the spotlight control panel. I picked up another one of my arrows, ran back to where I hid my bow, put it on my back and fought my way over to Patty. "Having fun Gabbi?" she asked as I stopped next to her, noting that she had stolen a sword off some random Sue and tucked it into a belt she was wearing.
"Actually I am; impersonating the Prince if Mirkwood is fun." I smiled from under my hood. "I think I can make the spotlights light up more and go all crazy. I want you to see if you can shoot the hinges they're on so they'll fall on the Sues." Patty explained before messing around with some of the buttons. Sure enough, the spotlights started swiveling around and went into strobe light mode. I started robot-ing for a minute before taking a shot up at one of the lights. Somehow, I managed to hit the hinges holding it to the ceiling and it fell down. There were some high pitched screams and small explosions so I'm assuming we hit something. I shot down the rest of the lights and pretty soon we had knocked off the rest of the Sues that were left. Patty and I walked into the middle of the room and stood around with the guys. I twirled the knives in my hands again, somehow I still had them.
"So, now what?" Dante asked. "I haven't seen that vamp Sue around. Did someone get her?" I asked. Sam, Dean, Dante, Vergil and Patty all shook their heads. Suddenly a bubbling girly laugh sounded from behind us. "Did you think it would be that easy? I mean, I am a vampire." A voice sounded from behind us. I whirled around and saw the vampire Sue standing a few feet behind us with her arms crossed over her chest. "It was more of a hope. Does anyone have a lighter?" I asked, switching back to my Orlando Bloom voice. Sam handed me a lighter and I grinned demonically before opening it and flicking it towards the Sue. She shrieked as her dress caught on fire and she started to burn up. Yeah, yeah. I know I'm evil.
"Everybody out! Let's go!" Patty yelled. Luckily for me I had managed to find all my arrows before lighting up the sparkly fairy vampire thing and we all jumped out the window we had come through and ran. We ran back the way we had come and didn't stop until we reached the TARDIS. By that point, the adrenaline rush burned out and we sat against the side of the TARDIS, panting.
"So, do you think we got all of them?" Dean asked once we were back in the TARDIS, sitting in a circle on the floor. I grabbed my iPod from my bag and checked to see the time. It was now 3:00. "I think so." Patty answered. "I'm not sure we got the demon elf sue. She disappeared into thin air after I tried to stab her. I've got no idea where she went but if we see her again, I have dibs on shooting her." I added. Patty rolled her eyes at me. "So, we found out some of their plan. They're all under the command of some sort of Creator, who apparently wants to take over the universe. Where would we be able to find the creator?" Vergil spoke up. "You ask that like you think we would know." I told him.
"I don't know. The TARDIS has been taking us to the most Sue infested places so far. If we keep letting it do what it's doing, eventually it'll have to lead us to the Sue Creator and by then we'll have killed at least half the Sues in existence. Hopefully that elf sue won't rat us out to another one of her buddies and we'll be able to have the element of surprise for a while." Patty said. "That's the best plan we've got. What do you say to making a quick stop at a Laundromat and a supermarket and then getting the hell out of here?" I asked. "Alright, sounds like a plan." Sam spoke up. Patty nodded. After we had all taken turns using the TARDIS as a changing room, we washed all our clothes at a local Laundromat, bought some more munchies at a supermarket and went back to the TARDIS.
"Well, Doctor. Where to next?" I asked as Patty started pushing some random buttons on the TARDIS's control panel thing. "Wherever this thing takes us. You all might want to hold on to something." Patty said, looking specifically at Sam and Dean seeing as they were the only ones who hadn't TARDIS traveled yet. "What?" they asked in unison as the familiar whirring sounds and bumping and bouncing around began.
Author's note: Well, there you have it! The final chapter of the Supernatural part of our grand adventure! I admit to getting kinda carried away, but this was really, really fun to write! MEEP OUT! READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
gNat2: Aaaand that's it for the Supernatural part! We'll be off to our next destination and here's some hints!
Meep: Um...It's a bunch of hats and crates.
gNat2: I know...
