Glee Season 4 Episode 8 "Ska-glee"
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Scene 1
Will and Emma are preparing themselves to sleep.
Will lies down next to Emma as she reads.
Emma: No personal time tonight?
Will: Sorry Emma.
Emma: I'm only joking Will, you've been extremely busy, Regionals is only a month away. Santana is going away on vacation next week, you're busy.
Will: Just over worked.
Ellie starts to cry.
Emma: Sleep Will, I'll take care of her.
Emma gets out of bed as Will drifts to sleep.
Will slowly wakes up with his head on the desk.
Will: Did I fall asleep on the job again?
Other students are around him. Will stands up.
Teacher: Mr. Schuester sit down, I've still got five minutes in this class period.
Will: What?
Teacher: Please William you made it this far you can make it five more minutes.
Will looks around, he notices he is not in his usual attire, he is wearing a faded t-shirt, and dirty sweater, skin tight jeans and converse.
Will: What the-?
glee
Scene 2
Will leaves class carrying a few books when he runs into Puck wearing a suit and tie and sunglasses.
Puck: Watch it kid.
Will: Puck.
Puck: Names Noah, Noah Puckerman, Puck makes me sound like I'm some dumb ass jock using their last name as their first.
Will: Sorry about that, Noah.
Noah: No problem kid, you look like a cool enough guys to forgive ya.
Will: Wait, your not a jock?
Noah: Hell no.
Will: Well, what do you do for fun around here; I wanna take advantage of this.
Noah: Of what exactly?
Will: High school.
Noah: Ah, great are you one of those preppies?
Will: No, I just was given a second chance I don't want to waste it.
Noah: Well, stop it cause we don't like that.
Will: Who?
Noah: The best damn people you will ever meet.
Noah leads Will to the choir room.
Noah: Welcome to the ska-glee club.
Scene 3
Tina: Hey Noah, some of the footballers got their parking spaces back yesterday, wanna ark our bikes there tomorrow?
Noah: Sounds like a fun time, Hey guys settle down club meeting, first of all, new guy here is joining us.
Sugar: Where did you pull this one out of Noah?
Noah: He ran into me out side of Miss Bayfield's class,
Quinn: Ugh, Bayfield was a total bitch, so sorry you have her.
Will: I'm sorry what is this place?
Noah: Ska-glee club, a glee club solely dedicated.
Will: Only Ska music?
Artie: Of course, the only music that makes sense in life.
Noah: Right, now sit down and shut your traps so we can get on with this.
Will sits in a seat.
Scene 4
Will walks around the school.(Will: Being a kid is a lot more dangerous today. You have the internet, like a bear trap. Plus the kids are just plain cruel now, I'll admit it, I wasn't a saint in school, there we're kids that feared the wrath of Will Schuester, mostly because at the time I was Terri Del Moncio boyfriend, I can't believe Sugar and Brittany pansted Jacob Ben Israel yesterday. This club is pure evil and wore than the cheerios, the only reason I joined was because this is my dream, something needs to be done.)
Scene 5
The Kids are in the choir room enjoying the free time. Will walks in and rolls his eyes then sits down.
Noah: Guys, let's be on the real here, now are we going to stack all the lunch chair on top of one another or replace the tots with broccoli.
Will shook his head and sighed.
Noah: New kid, have a question?
Will: My name is Mr. Will, my name is Will, and you guys are awesome yes but your attitudes suck.
Sam: I'm going to clock this guy Noah,
Will: See,
Sugar, Rory, Brittany, and Quinn: Shut up.
Will: I think this glee club will be even more awesome if we open ourselves up to other styles of music.
Josh: I suggest we just beat you instead.
Will: Noah?
Noah: Just get out of here kid before you die.
Will leaves as everyone else stares.
Scene 6
Will is studying a book and writing some notes.
Will: Wait, what am I doing?
Will closes the book.
Noah walks into the class room and sits next to him.
Noah: You're lucky I'm the nice one.
Will: Great.
Noah: I'm an open kind of guy, I'm interested to hear what you have to say.
Will: All music is gold it's all connected and it's all beautiful in its own way.
Noah: I think you're right, that doesn't mean I like it.
Will: Give it a chance, you may be surprised.
Scene 7
The Ska-glee kids walk in and sit and watch all the instruments confused. Noah and Will run in.
Will and Noah- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Will- I still get jumpy at the sound of your name, I'm crazy about you and I know you feel the same,
Noah- Ice cream at the trolley station.
Will- Missing you when you're on vacation.
Noah and Will- Going to school just to see you.
Will- Falling asleep when you're in my arms and spending the day
Will and Noah- admiring your many charms.
Noah and Will do simple do wop moves and stop for a second.
Noah- This is not just another love song that is sung to a high school fling (Will- ain't another high school love song)
Noah- Its just that happiness that I feel that makes me open up and sing
Will- This may sound crazy but don't be scared the future looks good, I'm not going anywhere so be prepared for more and more of those good times.
Will and Noah- More of those good times, more of those good times.
Noah- This is not just another love song is sung to a high school fling (Will- aint another high school love song) Its just that happiness that I feel that makes me open up (Will and Noah- and sing)
Noah and Will high five
Scene 8
The club clapped that was amazing.
Brittany: That was amazing.
Tina: It was okay.
Artie: Who knew you could combine music that way.
Will: It's very common, it'll surprise you, what music could do.
Blaine: I bet I can do better, well, if my girl helps me out.
Harmony: Just as long as I sing the Ska part.
Blaine: So what would you call this?
Will: A mash up.
Blaine: Okay, then here is Mine and Harmony's mash up
Scene 9
Blaine and Harmony dance together for a bit playfully.
Blaine- I-I-I-I love little girls (Blaine and Harmony- They make me feel so good)I love little girls(Blaine and Harmony- They make me feel so bad) They don't care if I'm a one way mirror they're not frightened by my cold exterior. They don't ask me questions they don't want to scold me they don't look for answers they just want to hold me Isn't this fun? Isn't this a dream come true? Isn't this a nightmare too? Oh.
Harmony- He has a girlfriend now, he has a girlfriend now he said (Blaine and Harmony- Guys don't do it no more for me)
Blaine- I-I-I-I love little girls (Blaine and Harmony- They make me feel so good) I love little girls (Blaine and Harmony- They make me feel so bad) Uh oh take a second take, uh oh it's a mistake uh oh, im in trouble uh oh the little girls was just too little too little too little too little
Harmony- He has a girlfriend now, he has a girlfriend now he has a girlfriend now he said (Blaine and Harmony- Guys don't do it no more for me.)
Blaine- Isn't this what lifes all about? Isn't this a dream come true? Isn't this a nightmare too? Oh
Harmony and Blaine- He said he found someone who's gonna hold his hand he said he found someone who's gonna understand he don't need nobody to be his man he don't need no body to be his man
Blaine- I love little girls they make me feel so good
(Harmony-He has a girlfriend now)
Blaine- I love little girls they make me feel so bad
(Harmony- He has a girlfriend now)
Blaine- He has a girlfriend now
(Harmony- They make me feel so good)
Blaine- He has a girlfriend now oh woah
Blaine and Harmony- I love!
Scene 10
Will is walking down the hallway in slow motion.
(Will: This is it, I get it now, I've been looking for something the glee club needs and this is it, it needs an edge. And it needs to bring the mash ups back. These kids are so lost without glee club, its creepy to see them this way.)
Will turns the corner to see the New Directions and Jocks on opposite ends of the hall.
(Will: Uh-oh)
Scene 11
Noah: Back off air heads.
Jock: You guys need to get out of here.
Other jock: We are tired of you guys messing with our stuff.
Cheerio: Why aren't you guys institutionalized already?
Tina: Why don't you just shut your trap?
Blaine: You guys are goin' down.
The jocks laugh.
Jock: Hey guys the fairy's going to pummel us.
Noah: Will, come on.
Will: What?
Noah: We're going to need your help.
Will: Stop this, you guys aren't this.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Will: You guys aren't punks.
Will turns and leaves.
Jock: Looks like your friend just abandon you.
Noah: Come on guys, we don't need to stoop to their level.
The club slowly turns around.
Scene 12
Will was sitting in the choir room when the rest of the glee club walked in.
Tina: I cannot believe you.
Will stood up.
Tina: You abandon us, I know Noah's our captain but I'm taking charge here, you're out.
Will: What?
Tina: You're out of the club.
Noah: Tina.
Tina: Why do you want him around Noah?
Noah: There's something about him, he's like an old friend.
Tina: Seems to me he only cares about himself. Sugar.
She points at her and directs her to come over. Sugar obeys and stands next to Tina.
Sugar and Tina- I read the words you had to say
Tina- I saw the way they came off your tongue like a child who didn't get there way.
Sugar- I guess you're feeling that you've won.
Sugar and Tina- But you don't know how to deal.
Tina- With the problems so you feel
Sugar- Like blaming anyone but yourself.
Tina and Sugar- But yourself, we both knew that nothing would change
(Nd's-Nothing would change)
Sugar- And its all out now and its still about you.
Tina and Sugar- You don't know how to deal
Tina_ With problems so you feel.
Sugar- like blaming anyone
Tina and Sugar- but yourself butt we both knew nothing would change (nds- nothing would change)
Tina and Sugar- And it all out now and its still about you.
Tina and Sugar give Will a disapproving look.
Scene 13
Will What I did was for you. You all act like this doesn't bother you but I know it does. I know because I already know all of you, you do not act like this.
Noah: I hate to say it guys but he's right, I mean love for Ska music brought us together but our personal problems kept us nasty.
Will: Why do you guys act this way?
Sam: No one wanted us, they don't care about us.
Blaine: So we don't care about them.
Will: Sam, Blaine, come up here, I have a lesson to teach everyone.
Scene 14
Will has arms around Sam and Blaine.
Will- I never felt too good but in this world who would
Sam-I was always thinkin something wasn't right
Blaine- but then you came along and helped me sing a song and
Will with Sam and Blaine- Now I feel okay I hope it can stay this way you know you got a thing goin' and I don't wanna see it end
Blaine- Are these good days that I've heard so much about there goes the heart break that I can live without.
Sam- Are these the good days that I've heard so much about there goes the heart break that I can live without.
Will- Hreat break I can live without.
Will with Sam and Blaine- You know we got a good thing goin and I don't wanna see it end, You know we got a good thing goin and I don't wanna see it end, You know we got a good thing goin and I don't wanna see it end, You know we got a good thing goin and I don't wanna see it end, You know we got a good thing goin and I don't wanna see it end.
The club cheers.
Will: I know you guys and if we stick together, we can go really far in life.
Scene 15
Will wakes up to Emma.
Emma: Will, Will.
Will: Emma?
Emma: Will, someone is at the door.
Will: Why didn't you get it?
Emma: I thought it might be burglars.
Will: Emma, Burglars don't usually knock before they burgle.
Will opens the door to find Puck.
Scene 16
Will put a coffee cup in front of Puck as Emma and Will sat on the other side.
Puck: Thanks, Mr. Schue, and Miss Pillsbury.
Emma: Of course.
Puck: I'm sorry, I had nowhere to go.
Will: What are you doing here Puck? Did you break out of rehab?
Puck: No I'm clean, I'm 100% sober.
Will: I'm so happy for you Puck.
Emma: We both are.
Puck: When they told me I could go home. I realized I wasn't welcomed, my mom said I couldn't live there anymore.
Will: What?
Puck: She doesn't want to put my siblings into any danger. A few people from Lima Heights have been looking for me, I tried Mr. Hummel's but he's in DC all the time since Kurt, and Finn don't live with them anymore, Artie is already letting Sam live with him and no one would let me in. I just need tonight, one night to figure out I'm going to do.
Will: Puck, stay with us.
Puck: Only for tonight.
Emma: You can stay as long as you need to do.
Puck: Thank you, Thanks so much.
Scene 17
Will walks into the choir room to the usual craziness.
He stops and smiles for a second.
Will: Guys settle down I have a surprise for you.
Sugar: Nudes of Wade?
Rory elbows her.
Sugar: What I think it'll be interesting.
Will: Come on in.
Puck runs in and puts his arms in the air.
Brittany: Woo, Puck!
Everyone cheers and claps and runs over to greet him and hug him.
Harmony: What are you doing here?
Puck: I'm home, for good.
Josh: Really?
Puck: yes I'm sober now.
Quinn: Im so proud of you Puck.
Puck: well lets get this party started.
Puck and the New Directions are now in the auditorium. Puck has his guitar.
Puck with NDs- Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends
Puck- I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya around for a long long time, I really, I really, I really remember when you drank my wine. The color, The color, The color of your skin don't matter to me As long as, as long as, long as, we can live in harmony. I kinda, I kinda, I kinda, like to be the president. And I coulda, I coulda, I coulda, show you how me money's spent.
Puck and NDs- Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Puck- Sometimes I don't speak right, but did I know what I was talking about? I know your working for the CIA they wouldn't have you in the Mifia.
Puck and NDs- Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
A big group hug as they end the song.
End
1. Ska-wopby The Skank Agents
2. Little Girls/She Has A Girlfriend Now by Oingo Boingo/ Reel Big Fish organized by me.
3. Skin Deep by The Skank Agents
4. Good Thing by Reel Big Fish
5. Why Can't we be Friends by Smash Mouth
