A.N: Time for the end of The soap opera from the last chapter! But that doesn't mean it's the story's end! It will go on much longer! As long as I can make it go! THE VIOLENCE MAKES ME HAPPY!
I don't own anything double time! Except Flippy's back story! I created Flippy's love life with petunia…unless someone else already has, in which I don't own anything.
Lee walked down Konaha's street to the window outside the flower shop where Ino worked. He rested his head on the glass and looked through to look at the girl he was some how engaged too in a completely weird way. He saw her tending to the flowers, and smiled. When he was attacked by another memory.
Huh? This is not the war zone! This is…a town like Konaha. Everyone seems so happy! I like here much better. Huh…i-it is that girl…Petunia…Ino…She is with Tenten! Only in, pink chipmunk form. Flowers? Oh! I know what Flippy is doing!
"Um, hello?" "Oh! Hello sir! My name's Petunia!" "I'm giggles! Are you new to the neighborhood?" "Apparently!" I could not think of something better to say? Wow, I need better pick up lines. Note to self: Look up pick up lines! "Do you have a name?" Ino asked. "Yes, it is Flippy, do I not look Familiar to you Petunia?" She squinted her eyes. "No…Can't say you do. Though I did end up in Vietnam some how, they said it was a mistake and sent me here. And I just Love it love it love it love it!" "Really?" She seems…really happy. "so, I guess you're happy here. You dating anyone?" I hope not… "No, not really." "W-Well, maybe we could-" "Sorry, but I could never be with someone who's killed before. Too scary. Maybe we can be friends though!" …S-She…hates me…
"Well, I have to go unpack, maybe I can see you later…" I walked away. Rejected. I looked at the flowers…I threw them on the ground and walked away…
Ino looked out and saw Lee leaning against the window. She sighed, "he's getting to be so strong…and hot…" She suddenly had a memory. One of Petunia's…
I saw him walk away, Flippy, he does seem kind of familiar. That sweet green bear. "What a weirdo eh Petunia?" "No Giggles! He seems, alone. Lost. Oh! I think He dropped something!" I rushed over, but he was already running to his house. I sat down and looked at what he dropped. "Flowers? A card?" –I missed you after you left my sweet. I know it took me awhile to get back to you, but I kept strong through it all for you. Just to see your bright smile again. Your fiancé, Flippy. A ring…with my name engraved on it…and...there's a picture of us on the back of this note…of us…together… what? H-How, How could this be? Was I in the war because I was part of it? My brain hurts…but if this is true? Why didn't he tell me? Was he going to let me stay in the bliss…he was, he saw I was happy this way…he rather see me happy…wow. What a sweet guy. "Hey bud! What you holding up for? Go give it back to him!" I slipped the ring on my finger…I'll tell him one day…when I remember him better…Flippy…
Ino gasped, she was engaged to Lee? But She forgot some how! She never had any memories of war…because something happened to make her forget…Lee walked in the store and the two faced each other. Ino felt a tear roll down her face. Lee put his thumb to her face and rubbed it away. They stayed silent, and lee rested his hand on the counter top. Ino put hers on top of his. They both saw…they were suddenly wearing rings.
"I did not put that on, or remember waking up with it." Lee mumbled.
"Me either…but…do you know why you have it?"
"Would you be ok with the reason I have it?" Ino thought for a moment.
"Yes…I would." Lee leaned over, and just before his lips touched Ino's, the door swung open.
"Stay, away, from my man Ino-PIG!" Sakura was there, she pushed the glasses up her nose and stormed in. "Lee is MY hot army boy! Stay off! You already drove Sasuke away!"
"I drove Sasuke away? HA! And do you see this ring? On this finger? Lee is MINE!" Sakura gasped.
"Why would he even think about dating you when he has me?"
"Cause I'm not a bitch?"
"Oh you are going down girl!" Sakura grabbed Ino's shoulders and the two began wrestling. The two girls pushed each other to the ground, started to tear at each other's clothes, and then Lee couldn't take it. (He's a pervert). He picked Ino off Sakura and held her to his chest while trying to separate the two girls.
"Stop it before I Flip out!" The two girls stopped. Lee fixed the beret on his head and took a deep breath. "No fighting. You two should try and be friends!"
"No! We both want you! Pick one of us!" Sakura shouted. Lee sighed. He always thought if he had to make a decision like this, he would pick Sakura, but he didn't 'love' her anymore. He would always protect her, but…his heart…
"Sorry Sakura. I love Ino…"
"NO!" Sakura was pissed, Naruto slammed through the window at that moment.
"Heh heh, Kiba used me as blunt object."
"Through my WINDOW!?" Ino yelled, but her gaze turned to Sakura who was covered in potting soil. She twitched, then got a glaze look in her eyes. "D-Dirty… C-Can't handle…Must…CLEAN!" She picked up the ultimate cleaning weapon. STEEL WOOL! And used it to try and clean her floor, and Sakura. Peeling off Sakura's skin along the way! Blood dripped from the scratches…it was old steel wool.
Meanwhile, the loud crash made Lee flip out, he grabbed a shard of broken flower pot, and then slashed Naruto's face with it.
"Oww! Oww! Stop! You Ino-PIG!"
"Too, dirty, clean."
"Bushy brows!"
"Mwa ha ha." Two kids simultaneously killing. Young love at it's finest! I bet they'll be together for years…or until the end of this fanfiction!
Yay! We're done with the memories and LeeIno drama! Now time for episode parodies, random killings, and random adventures! It's rated M for a reason! Tune in next time! And don't forget to review!
