Woah, I don't think I've ever been here before! What is this place?

Ah, Kirishima, perfect timing! Welcome.

Oh hey, didn't see you there. What are you doing here, sir? This isn't your office.

I'm aware, young Kirishima, but do tell me; do I sound familiar to you?

Well, duh! Of course you do, you're my P-

No no, not that. I meant as in recent interactions... Possibly involving a game of sorts...

Hmm... you're gonna have to be more specific than that, sir.

... You called me "Weird Voice-san"...

... Oh, Oh! That was you? Uh... Oh... Sorry about that...

Ah! Water under the bridge! Besides, that's what voice changers are for.

Phew! I'm glad I'm not in trouble. But why did you call me here again?

You see, I was wondering, and reject my proposal if you so wish, if you like to partake in assisting me in this little game I put you through with your other classmates?

Really?! You think I got the chops for it?

Why, yes I do! You seemed like a natural when it was your turn! Even though there aren't supposed to be turns...

Alright, yeah, I'll do it!

Fantastic, because our next vict- contender has just come in.

Let me see...

Um, sir... I-I don't think I can do this one.

Your mood changed rather fast. What's on your mind?

It's just... I don't feel comfortable making fun of... her. Not after everything she's done for me.

Is that so, huh? Hmmm...

Tell you what; for now, I'll let you simply spectate the game, while you pay attention to see how a pro does it. That sound okay to you?

Yeah... I guess I can do that.

Brilliant. Remember to take notes, this may be pertinent for tests.

Wait, seriously?!

If I feel like it.


Know your Heroes, Know your Heroes, Know your Heroes...

The girl in pink complexion hummed a soft melody as she sat down, kicking her legs and bopping her head in tune with the rhythm, barely able to hear the disembodied voice through the speakers.

Ashido Mina...

She is an icon...

"Oh, shucks, you're just saying that-"

An icon for baby diapers.

"Okay! Now I know you're just saying that! I have never done anything like that, ever!"

"Is your pink baby melting away hundreds of dollars worth of diapers?"

"I was a baby! I couldn't control any of that! And I'll have you know I stopped after I turned two!"

Congratulations for you...

Little Demon.

Ashido gasped. "That is not my name, and that is insensitive and hateful! How would you feel if I made fun of you?"

Sure...

Go right ahead.

"Well, you're... y-you... your... uh... maybe you're..." she pouted. "You're mean!"

Hahahaha...

You got me, Little Demon.

Ashido crossed her arms on her chest. "Shut up! It's harder than it looks,"

Ashido Mina...

Thinks she is so much better than the producers of "Know Your Heroes".

"W-What?! N-N-No, I don't! I'm sure you're all very competent workers, but I don't even know any of you! Please stop lying!"

Now you know...

Ashido Mina.

"No they dont!"

Yes they do.

"No, they don't!"

Yes, they do.

"But I've never been on TV before! Sorta wish I did though..."

Good luck with your film roles!

"I'm training to be a hero, not a movie star! Gah, this is so unfair!"


See? That wasn't so hard, was it?

No, it wasn't, but that was kinda mean.

Oh pish posh, no need to worry. It's all a silly pretend game, haha!

A-Are you sure? Like, you were only saying those things as a joke?

Possibly, yes. In the cases I do correctly assume by accident, I assure you it is mere coincidence.

... Nothing more?

Nothing more.

Okay... Okay. I think I'm ready for whoever's next!

Splendid! Now, this next friend of yours is quite crafty, so do be creative.

Can do!