"The second meeting of the mythical we-haven't-come-up-with-the-rest-of-the-name-yet society is now in session, all raise your beer glasses and say 'I hope I get drunk!'"
As people raised there mugs and shouted Silver Bat go off of the table. Few people had turned up tonight, there was me, Silver Bat (AKA Bat), Emerald tiara (AKA Emerald), Envy (AKA Gender confused palm tree), and a new member Inuyasha (AKA Inu-Baka).
"So Bat, what is this meeting about?" I asked; starting on my third pint, thank god vampires have a high tolerance for alcohol.
"Hazing, or as in how we're going to haze Inu-baka."
"Oh, how were you hazed in again?"
"Well…oh shit, I brought on a flash back…"
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"Just do it Bat."
"But Draye, I don't need to be hazed! I'm the only member of our club!"
"So, just get on with it!"
Bat sighed and we walked into the store. I giggled as Bat started to sneak towards the medicine isle. I walked behind her, whispering the name of the item she had to find in her ear. Her face grew redder and redder. Finally she saw it and grabbed it off the selves. She ran towards the counter and paid for it as fast as she could.
The next day she went up to her friend Yuri.
"Yuri-kun," She said deep red in the face. "You know what um, this is for don't you?"
She pushed the brown bag into the hands of a confused Yuri. He looked into the bag and smirked.
"Yah Bat, I know what it's for. But I don't think this much of it is necessary."
"Yah, well, it gets used up fast."
"It sure does."
"Well I'm going, bye!"
The very embarrassed Bat ran off and tried to kill me the next time she saw me.
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"Thanks to you I found a tub of Vaseline on my pillow every night for a week!"
"I know." I purred, going all cat mouthed.
"Hah, mine was worse!" Emerald shouted, on the edge of drunkenness.
"Oooooh, look at the wavy lines." She said.
"Thanks for another flash back you dope!"
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"Do it Emerald!" Kira and I yelled.
"But it goes against my principles, I swore never to shape shift into the opposite gender!"
"Your point?" Kira sighed, I nodded.
Emerald sighed and shook her head, quickly she transformed. The instant it was completed she shudder.
"This dangling thing in between my legs is disgusting as hell."
"Just get it over with!"
Quickly she/he walked over to Envy. Kira and I stayed close behind.
"Hello Envy."
"Oh, hello."
Emerald/? Leaned in very close to Envy's face, she gulped.
"You know Envy I have always felt a certain…connection between us."
Envy looked very confused, but Emerald leaned closer, planting her/his lips onto Envy's. The kiss was short, and emerald ran away as fast as she could. After she transformed back into her normal, female form, she nearly threw up in the bathroom of the bar.
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"Wait, so it wasn't Ed who kissed me, it was you!"
Emerald slapped him in the back of the head and chugged a pint, hoping that it would wash away the misery that the flash back had brought on. That is why you never use flash backs at home kids.
"Well mine was the worst out of all of yours!" Envy shouted.
"Probably." Every one nodded except Inuyasha.
"What happened?" he asked.
"Well….oh, sorry guys, another flash back."
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"Envy, come out of the closet already!" Emerald yelled perhaps she was enjoying this the most.
"No way in hell!" Envy screamed from behind the door.
Silver Sliver walked over to the door and started to draw an alchemy circle on it. When Silver placed her hands on the circle it glowed and shortly after the door stopped glowing it turned to dust. It the closet stood Envy, wearing a palm tree costume and a sign that had the female symbol, male symbol, and a question mark on it. Upon seeing this everyone cracked up.
"Ok Envy, go in and do it." I sighed
"No." He said, crossing his arms.
"Yes you will!" Silver said, pushing him out of the door and onto the stage at the full metal alchemist characters convention. Envy walked over to the mike and said into it loudly,
"Hello my name is Envy and I'm a gender confused palm tree, thank you."
Quickly he walked off the stage and into the crowd as planned. He practically ran out of the double doors and onto the street. Once out of the building he ran home with a bright red face.
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Every one in the bar, besides Envy, was rolling on the floor with laughter. When we were able to drag our selves back to our seats Inuyasha asked me how I had been hazed.
"Well you see Inuyasha…."
"There was no flash back." Bat gasped.
"That can only mean one thing!" Emerald shouted.
I stared to crawl away, hoping they wouldn't notice.
"Draye, you never have been hazed, have you?"
Envy asked me, lifting me up by my hand. I slowly shook my head.
"That means we have two members to haze don't we?" asked Bat and Emerald, who were dragging Inuyasha behind them. The three all grinned evilly as Inu and I cowered in fear.
The next day at in the bar Bat asked fist off what happened to use when we were hazed.
"Inu, you go first." I practically begged.
Inuyasha nodded, and the flash back started.
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There stood Inuyasha on the center stage. Envy held his leash and the three of us watched from the bleachers. The hall buzzed with the sound of a microphone.
"Envy and his dog Inu-baka have been disqualified because Inu-baka is not a real dog, that is all"
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"Wow that was a short flash back." Bat sighed.
"Yah, I still can't belief you put me in a dog show!"
"Ok then, what about your haze Draye?" Envy asked
"My haze has no need for a flash back. Two words, Photo, shop." I sighed and pointed to the bulletin board with people crowded around it. The four pushed forward to look at the picture.
"Is that Draye and Winry?"
"Yah, and are they making out?"
"Draye what do you think of this?"
They turned to look at me but I had already disappeared.
