God had stopped whispering and gone into outright talking: "FOR HECKS SAKE CASTIEL. YOU SCREWED UP. I'M TIED UP TO A MOUNTAIN OF FRIGGING WASABI AND HE PEED ON MY RUG. THAT RUG REALLY TIED THE ROOM TOGETHER."
Castiel tried his best not to giggle, but ultimately broke down in a fit of laughter and vomited up one of this lungs (scientists later discovered that time travel caused angels to lose various organs).
"SERIOUSLY MAN, THIS IS A SIGN OF UNCHECKED AGGRESION. HE PEED ON MY RUG. PEE DARN IT, FRIGGING PEE!"
Castiel feverishly spasmed on the floor as he laughed and laughed and laughed.
"I AM YOUR GOD, I AM YOUR FATHER. I ORDER YOU TO STOP LAUGHING! LOOK, SUPERROBOT-SAM WAS NOT ALONE. ONE OF HIS STUPID FRIENDS TAGGED ALONG AND HE IS PROBABLY STILL AROUND. GO KILL HIM. NOW!"
Castiel stopped laughing long enough to look at the cross of Japanese food that God hung on. Castiel briefly fancied eating the cross, God and all, but decided to almost die laughing.
"SERIOUSLY, GO GET HIM NOW! NOOOOOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW! YOUR GOD DEMANDS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT TTTTTT! NOW!"
Castiel straightened himself up and asked "Can I eat the cross afterwards?"
God sighed.
TEN HEAVEN-MINUTES LATER:
Castiel was running dramatically through heaven, in slow motion, while epic music was playing in the background, while dripping wet for no apparent reason, in order to reach his goal: The Spendecular Time Travelling Device that Superrobot-Sam used to get into heaven in a good time travelly manner. Upon arriving at the wibbly wobbly timey wimey thing, he discovered that it was not Bizarro Dean, but a completely new foe: Robot-Samandriel.
"Samandriel! I thought you were killed?! Shouted Castiel
"SALUTATIONS, MY DEAR HUMANOID FRIEND. I WAS INDEED KILLED. BUT SCIENTISTS REBUILT ME. I AM NOW ROBOT-SAMANDRIEL, EXQUISITE TEA-MAKER. WOULD YOU CARE FOR A CUP OF TEA, FRIEND?"
"Die you ugly freak!"
"OH DEAR." Said Robot-Samandriel as he pulled out a rocket launcher.
