A/N: (Remember to fill this up or else people will think you are crazy, me. Wait a moment, what if I forget to fill this up before I upload? I'm so loled with a 101 inch loldriver. What if I filled this up? Then I would have wasted time and bytes writing this. Lols) Hi all, I'm not crazy, just going through what all teens go through, sad. If got anyone out there damn lonely and read this, then I'll be the jerk that I am to most girls I noe and oso some guys and say in yr face Mario. (if you can't figure out that I think… never mind, I don't think my english is that awesome, neither is my sentence structure, nut the longest sentence I ever written that was grammatically correct was about 20 words because I make grammar mistakes more than noob Mario game players ever game over'ed. I should think this is quite a long A/N'ing time-waster, so sorry lor.

Chapter 7.5 (even though it will show as chapter 8 on the site)

(Another time-waster, this time to describe how Stario is doing.)

At Stario's observatory, (duh, if not where did Mario wake up after the first time he fainted, lols) Princess Peach was kept in a chamber with "escape as possible as Mario being able to defeat him", as Stario said. "Wait, does that mean either: I have no chance to escape because you are virtually invincible, or I can escape because Mario will be able to defeat you because he is the good guy and you are the bad guy?" Princess Peach asked in her princessy voice, stressing the will with bold, italics, underline, (from here I won't be able to show but I can describe) huge font, explosive shaking of the word and other epic (failed) effects Paper Mario used in speech bubbles to make words stand out.

"Well, in the first place, let me clear up some misconceptions. I'm not the so-called "bad guy" here, I'm simply the antagonist, if you get me. The Light and Dark Prognogsticus, if I remember their names correctly, are simply adaptations from The Original Antagonsticus. That is like…" Stario paused for a while to let his captive absorb the information, and continued, "Most books are not the original version of the story and just a simpler and easier to understand version of the original story, get it so far? So, the Light and Dark Prognogsticus is actually powered by and came from The Original Antagonsticus." "But the Light and Dark Prognogsticus were already so hard to understand, even Merlon, Merlee and Merluvlee had a hard time together figuring out its true meanings. Does that mean…" Peach was cut off at that point, "My dear Princess, let us not interrupt the Literature lesson here, shall we not?" "But this is more like History lesson and I'm NOT your dear Princess you…" Princess Peach retorted but was cut off again. "Don't try to be funny and change the subject, Peach. (Oh the irony of Stario's words, he clearly tried to make a joke there, guess Princess Peach is as dumb as Mario.) You still have so much to learn about the etiquette of a discussion," Stario continued, "As I was saying… The Original Antagonsticus is the origin of the two books. And technically, that makes it more powerful than anything else in the surrounding dimensions at a dimension frequential radius of 3 dimensional pulsation vibration waves per infiminimseconds. If you have any sort of inquiries, ask them before Mario arrives, and at the rate that he is going, he would arrive here in 6 chapworldashbros and approximately, according to The Original Antagonsticus, 3600 microwrittensoftwords. And by the way, Estrellas are real 1042. (That was random, I mean like, the strange units, go figure and Estrellas are real 1042 is totally ripped off from L is real 2401, go figure that as well lols.)"

End of Chapter

A/N: Sorry for the weird units. Hey, I mean like, I also have a nerd side that actually like to study about space, time, dimensions and stuff like that lols.

Antagonsticus came from the word antagonists and Prognogsticus, however it is spelt, from Paper Mario Wii.

Infiminimseconds came from Infinitely Minimum Seconds; it means that nothing can be shorter than an infiminimsecond, if not, describing the frequency which dimensions vibrate at would always be an 8 turned ninety degrees.

6 Chapworldashbros came from 6 Chapters/Worlds if the 3 master Dash Bros (I made up this move, it doesn't exist as far as I know or am concerned) that means that I gave a spoiler and that Mario has 6 Chapters before he get all 8 Worlds cleared.

Microwrittensoftwords came from Microsoft Word put together with written words, so I'm trying to approximate how many words there will be in the next 6 chapters.

1042 is 2401 backwards, Estrellas are real because Stario is not real in the game, that's why 1042 is 2401 backwards, because 1042 means untrue, so the statement "Stario is real" is untrue in the real game, just in this fanfic and in my imagination and maybe the sequels, if I bother to write them.

Lols, when I said I don't bother about reviews doesn't mean I want no reviews, either you guys hate me or you found some better fanfic to read and don't bother about this no more, sad lols… (irony of sad and laughing being in the same phrase, that used to be my catchphrase and lols is my trademark so my friends learn to fear the power of lols. Lols.