How did this happen?
"Sir? Madam?"
Rory and River turned around to face the waiter as the Doctor and Amy went on ahead.
"Is everything to your liking sir?"
Rory glanced at his daughter before replying, "uh, yeah."
"Are you sure? I'm certain we could find a more intimate setting for your date."
River's face drained of colour and Rory started stammering, "it isn't, we're not, I mean I'm her-"
Over in the corner, the Doctor and Amy were crying with laughter as they watched their significant others blush and stumble over their words. Five minutes later, River and Rory had managed to escape the waiter and had slid into the seats next to the others.
"Why didn't you two come and help?" River hissed at her mother and husband.
"Oh River, we're sorry-"
"No we're not!" Amy cut in, starting to laugh again, "You should have seen your faces!"
"Mother," River growled, "I just got asked if I was on a date with my father!"
The Doctor smiled, "well you can't say our lives are ever boring."
"You're on the sofa tonight."
