Spoilers: Yes. A lot. If you can think it, I can spoil it!
Warnings: None. Well… cursing. Yes, definitely cursing.
Episode 8 – The Beginning of the End
Good2BKing posts:
Druids are invading ym Kingdom!! FML!!!
Tiny_Hawk posts:
I am hearing voices again. FML.
Siryn posts:
My maidfriend's friend brought a fugitive to my chambers, asking me to harbor him. I have decided to assist the boy, even though my guardian can possibly hang me for it. FML.
PrinceAwesome posts:
There's a little druid brat that I am ordered to find. While I have yet to locate him, I now know that the candlestick maker has the largest collection of porn I've ever seen (so many ankles, jeez!). I also found that I had to confiscate a rather large bundle of dwarfmoss from the carpenter. And to my great astonishment, it turns out Sir Kay is a woman. No, seriously, she's a woman. I can never tell my father. Back to searching, then. FML.
Anonymous57321 posts:
Thanks for outing me, asshole. FML.
Siryn posts:
Not only was there another execution outside of my window (I really, really, really need to get a new room) but now my mirror is broken as well. I can never say how it came to be broken. FML.
SmilingViolet239 posts:
I'm totally going to get blamed for that broken mirror. FML.
Tiny_Hawk posts:
I should probably tell my mentor about what I've been doing recently. I don't know how to broach the subject. FML.
ScientificMethod posts:
My ward possess no innate talent of subtlety. Also, he needs to learn how to shut the door. FML.
Siryn posts:
Totally got caught smuggling the boy out of Camelot. What a waste of the biggest adrenaline rush I've had in months. FML.
PrinceAwesome posts:
Had to arrest my childhood best friend. FML.
Good2BKing posts:
My ward has been plotting against me. FML.
Siryn posts:
Am totally on the king's shitlist. Le fuck my life.
PrinceAwesome posts:
So my best friend managed to manipulate me, no wrong word. What I really mean is that I came up with an awesome plan to get the druid boy the fuck out of my castle. BTDubs, it is an awesome plan. My friend had no part in coming up with this awesome plan. At all. The infinitely small problem with my awesome plan is that I have to rely on my generally incompetent manservant for help. FML.
Tiny_Hawk posts:
So I was told today that if I didn't let the boy die, who I've been helping all week, my destin is fucked. What should I do? I'm considering letting him die. FML.
Tiny_Hawk posts:
So it turns out that despite the bad influence of half the people I know, I am a nice guy. I helped bust the kid out, and now my entire destiny is fucked. FML.
Good2BKing posts:
The druid boy escaped. Why does the security in my prison suck? Must charge my son with fixing the little security problem of my dungeons. FML.
OldeMagick posts:
The young warlock doesn't listen to a fucking thing I say. Why does he even bother stopping by? FML.
ScientificMethod posts:
OldeMagick, welcome to my world. FML.
