The Life and Times of Sasuke Uchiha

8 – The Chamber of The Secrets

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML + Today, after my boyfriend successfully devirginized me, he shouted, "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!" for all my neighbors to hear. FML

A/N: This is a tribute to today (July 15th) when Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part II is being RELEASED. Then, it is the end of the Harry Potter Series :'( I had to post this up today, so...here we go! Enjoy!


Today was the day, the day Sakura finally chose to give up her virginity to her crush, Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke was Sakura's secret crush, the rosette wouldn't dare to tell the secret to anybody since Sasuke was just so damn fine it drove people crazy.

Every time the soccer player passed by her, she felt like she was in heaven. Especially since he would be shirtless most of the time, it plastered a smile on her face. And, that smirk the Uchiha was just drop dead gorgeous.

Sakura was a cheerleader, so she should go out with Sasuke as it was tradition that a soccer player and a cheerleader go out. All Sakura needed was a "Will you go out with me, Sakura?" from Sasuke and her life would be complete. Dating the hottest guy of the school. Def.

The rosette was sitting on the bleachers with her fellow girlfriends watching the boys play soccer. Next to Sakura was Ino and Tenten. Ino was watching for her beloved Shikamaru, who played on the defense side of the field. Tenten was watching because she was dating Neji, the team's goalie. He was incredibly good with his fast reflexes.

Then, there was Sasuke Uchiha. The boy who made almost all the goals for the team. He was their star player. The boys were practicing for their game against Suna that was coming up within days. They had to beat Suna High School because Suna High School and Konoha High School always competed in their academics, athletics, anything! You name it!

Sakura caught herself drooling every now and then every time she saw Sasuke flip his sweaty hair. Sasuke was the definition of hot.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was kicking the ball between his legs. He had to keep up the reputation of the star soccer play. Other than in soccer, Sasuke was a fail at school. His grades were so poor that the only reason he is still in the school and on the team is because of his father, the principal, and the coach who pleaded Tsunade, the principal, to let Sasuke play.

There were three girls watching them play, it was the same girls who watched everyday. Tenten, Ino, and Sakura were all on the bleachers. Neji and Tenten were secretly going out, though only people who were friends with Tenten and on Konoha High School's soccer team. Ino and Shikamaru were in an open relationship, they cheated on each other as much as they were together. Though, they loved each other so much and often got jealous when the other was with another person that wasn't themselves. Such as when Ino is with Sai or when Shikamaru is with Hinata.

Then there was...Sakura. Sakura was like Aphrodite in Sasuke's eyes. She was beautiful with her rose pink locks, that were unusual to others. Or her porcelain type skin that was so soft and smooth as Sasuke felt when their hands would accidentally touch in class.

Sasuke had a feeling that Sakura liked him because he was Sasuke Uchiha for god's sake. Which girl didn't fall for him? That's right. None. He was the heartthrob of the school.

Suddenly, Sasuke had a smirk on his face. He was remembering his seven minutes in heaven with Sakura. The best seven minutes he had.

Flashback -

There was a huge party at the Uzumaki's mansion. Naruto Uzumaki was the heir of the family with his killer locks, rich parents, and the fact that he was a model just made him even more popular Konoha High. His parent's were both movie actors, so it wasn't a surprise that their son would have stealing hearts looks when his parents were both shining stars in the movie industry.

Naruto and Sasuke were evenly as popular, that was probably why the two were best friends. 'Bros' as they said.

Naruto threw the party because he felt like it. He invited all his popular friends which was all the jocks. Naruto was a track star, he was an extremely quick runner with his light weight and long legs.

It was about three thirty in the morning and only Hinata, Neji, Sasuke, Ino, Tenten, Sakura, and Shikamaru were at the party. They were all drunk and were going to have a wicked hangover the next day. The eight of them sat in a circle playing spin the bottle.

"Okay...Sasuke. You haven't gone. Go and spin the bottle. Everybody else has gone 'cept you. Loser." Naruto said as he pointed to the Uchiha to spin the beer bottle that was half empty. Though, the two were to drunk to realize their clothes was being splattered with beer every time the bottle spun around them.

Sasuke playfully slapped Naruto as he put his hands on the bottle and began to spin it. He silently prayed for the bottle to point at a girl otherwise he wouldn't know what he would do with a guy...especially when the two were drunk.

The green bottle pointed to Sakura, who's eyes were barely able to stay open. She saw the bottle pointing to her and blinked. "W-w...ho spun it?"

Sasuke lazily raised his hand with a small smirk. Naruto chuckled. "Sasuke and Sakura, go in the damn closet and don't fucking get pregnant in there. And, I'm talking about you, Sasuke!" The blonde snickered as Sasuke walked towards Naruto and squeezed his neck for a few seconds, but then let go.

"Fuck you, Uzuwhorezi." The Uchiha said as he grabbed the rosette's hands. Her hands were so soft and smooth. Like a baby's butt.

In the closet, Sasuke pounded Sakura on the wall and pressed his lips onto the lips of the girl. They tasted like cherry. It was dark, but Sasuke was sure that Sakura was on the wall. The raven haired put his arms on her lower back and began feeling up to her bra's hook.

Sakura pushed his hands away from her bra's hook and motioned her finger saying "no-no".

Sasuke shrugged as he began nibbling on the girl's neck before she let out a small moan, then pushed him off. "S-Sasuke...no..."

"What do you mean?" He asked. The girl blushed, though it couldn't be seen in the dark.

"I...I want to save my virginity until it's the right time." She spoke in a stutter. "Though...I love you, Sasuke. You are the most amazing guy I've ever met. We've known each other ever since you moved next door to my home and ever since I saw you like an angel."

"No, Sakura. You are the only angel the world has seen."

The rest of the minutes flew by with Sasuke and Sakura complimenting each other. From then on, a love was formed between the two. Even if the two were drunk..


Sasuke got hit in the head with the ball as he wasn't paying attention. Sakura gasped as she stood up from her seat to see if Sasuke was alright or not. Luckily, the redhead was alright and glared at the male who kicked the ball at him.

The male had been Neji. Neji, being the one who never smiled looked at Sasuke, sternly. "Keep your head in the game..." That was all Neji said before running off to the goalie's box. Sasuke rubbed the back of his head. Before the game could continue, Coach Kakashi blew his whistle. "Okay, you guys can go..."

Sasuke's teammates ran into the locker room. Sasuke was walking slowly as he continued to think more and more of Sakura. Suddenly, a tap was on Sasuke's shoulder. He sighed and turned his head to see the girl of his dreams. Was he imagining this or was this real? "Sakura..."

"Yeah! It's me! I just wanted to know if you were okay. That hit looked really hard." Sakura exclaimed out of worry. Sasuke chuckled a bit as he nodded.

"I'm fine. Thanks though.

"That hit wasn't as hard as my dick is right now when looking at you, Sakura." Sasuke thought as he looked down to see a beginning erection. "Uh...I gotta go! Meet me after I change, I gotta ask you...something...important!"

Before Sakura could reply, Sasuke put his hands on his privates and began walking into the boy's locker room, biting his lip in the process.

Sakura sighed wondering what the male could be asking for. Then again, she shouldn't get her hopes to think that Sasuke would ask her out. Though, it was a dream and every now and then...dreams came true.


After Sasuke came out of the locker room, erection-free, he walked over to Sakura. His hair was still wet, though it was from the quicker shower he had just taken rather than all the sweat he had from practice. He smiled when walking to the beautiful rosette. "Hey...Sakura! Do you wanna...I don't know? Go on a date with me?"

Sakura felt like fainting, but she stopped herself. "Y-yes! I would l-love too, Sasuke!"

Sasuke grinned. "Great! Uh...that Harry Potter movie is coming out today. Do you want to see that?"

The rosette smiled and nodded. "Hell yes! Daniel Radcliffe is so fucking hot.." Sasuke smirked and shrugged. "Emma Watson is banging."

"Anyways! I'll see you, tonight." Sasuke continued quickly before awkwardness appeared. The jock gave the cheerleader a quick peck on the cheek before leaving to go to his home.

"Eight o'clock!" He cried out as he left. Sakura was so happy, happiness was gushing out of her. At eight o'clock she would be flying in heaven.


Eight O'clock

It was finally eight o'clock the time that was awaited for both Sasuke and Sakura. They were going on their first official date. Sakura would be flying in heaven and Sasuke would be living his dream. Before Sasuke left his home, he looked at his room. There was scented candles and the bed was filled with roses.

In the drawer next to the bed was his pack of condoms.

Sasuke and Sakura lived next door to each other in the rich neighborhood. So, Sasuke didn't need to go and pick up the girl. But, attempting to be a gentlemen, he got into his red convertible and began driving to the house...next door.

At the Haruno's household, Sakura was gathering her things. She was wearing a white top with an opening around her cleavage. Her bottom was a pink mini skirt with ruffles. While looking for her purse, Sakura's father began reminding Sakura of the rules.

"Sakura! NO having sex with that Sasuke boy! NO kissing! NO inappropriate touching! NOTHING!" Sakura's father called out.

While walking Sakura to the door, Sakura's mother nodded in agreement with her husband. "Sakura, you heard him, right? If we found out that you broke the rules...say goodbye to your phone and seeing Sasuke for half a year! And, you will be sent to your Uncle Jiraiya's home!"

Sakura rolled her eyes. Her parent's were overly strict. "Mom, Uncle Jiraiya is a pervert! He'll probably rape me!"

"Such lies..." The girl's mother said as Sakura sighed and walked out of the door. Sakura walked into the car where Sasuke sat in the driver's seat. Sasuke waved as Sakura's mother narrowed her eyes and showed the motion that said: I'm watching you, by pointing to her eyes then to Sasuke.


After the movie..

Sakura had tears in her emerald orbs, Sasuke had to look away to hide his own tears. The two had just finished watching the ending of their childhood. They grew up with Harry Potter as if Ron, Hermione, and Harry were their buds.

"S-sasuke! IT'S OVER!" The rosette cried as she put her head in her date's chest. Sasuke tapped the cheerleader's head as he sniffed.

"It's okay..."

"Now...now...I have nothing to look forward to!" Sakura whined as Sasuke nodded.

"Well...you have the DVD to look forward too..." Sasuke spoke as he tried to think of ways to make Sakura feel better. Sakura blew her nose in Sasuke's leather jacket and continued to cry.

"Then...what after that?" She asked, looking up at Sasuke, into his onyx eyes.

"Then...then...our childhood is over!"


Back at Sasuke's house....

Sasuke and Sakura cried their way back home like all the other people who had watched the movie. After reaching, Sasuke's mansion, the two walked into the home and sat on the sofa.

"Sakura...it's okay." Sasuke said as he rubbed his eyes. Sakura sniffed and put her arm on Sasuke's broad shoulders.

"I have you to look forward too...right?" Sakura asked as Sasuke nodded. "Of course." The raven haired placed his lips onto his beloved lips.

"Sakura...do you want t-" Sasuke said, but was interrupted by Sakura, who began to speak.

"To have sex?" Sakura asked as the male looked at the girl with his eyes wide.

"I was going to ask if you wanted to be my girlfriend..." The soccer player spoke as the girl paused and nodded.

"Of course!" Sakura exclaimed as Sasuke grinned. "Now about the sex...you mentioned..."

"Want to?"

"Of course!"

Sasuke picked up Sakura bridal style when carrying her to his bedroom. No one was in Sasuke's home other than the couple, since his parents were in Hawaii for a "business trip" as they said. Itachi passed away after being murdered.

The male dropped the female onto the bed and then went on top of her. "Are you sure you are ready? It won't be like when we played seven minutes in heaven...?"

"Of course not, baby!" Sakura cried out with a big smile on her face.

Sasuke nodded as he began stripping off the clothing that the girl wore. Finally, when Sakura was nude, Sasuke could feel himself feeling hard in his private area. "Whoa..."

"Like what you see?" Sakura asked, embarrassed. She was disobeying her parents, but then again...she trusted Sasuke. It wasn't like he'd go and tell people.

"Baby, I don't care whether you have clothes on or not. I always like what I see on you." Sasuke commented as he put his lips onto the girl's neck. Sakura let out a moan as Sasuke went lower onto her left arm with kisses and love sparking everywhere.

"I love you..." Sasuke continued to mutter as he went to the rosette's arm. Sakura continued to smile and moan as Sasuke went from her arms and onto the girl's chest.

His eyes had a pleasant sight and he continued to cover Sakura with kisses. When, Sasuke reached the female's genital. He began speaking, what seemed like gibberish in Sakura's ears.

"Sasuke...what are you saying?"

"Speaking Parseltongue so I will be prepare the opening of the Chamber of Secrets" Sasuke exclaimed as Sakura's spring meadow eyes grew wide. The girl didn't know what to say, but figured it was because Sasuke wanted to relive his childhood.

After a few moments of speaking Parseltongue, the night was filled with love, kisses, and of course...sex. After the sex, Sasuke and Sakura breathed hard and laid on the bed beside each other.

"Sasuke...that was great!" Sakura exclaimed as Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"Agreed, babes." Sasuke said as Sasuke got out of his bed. He put a pair of boxers on and stood up. Sakura looked at him with the blanket covering her body, though the curves of her breasts were visible.

Sasuke began walking out of the room as Sakura raised her eyebrows. She quickly put on a night gown and followed Sasuke out of the room and down the stairs. "Sasuke...what are you doing?"

"You'll see." The male grinned as he kissed her girlfriend on the cheek. He picked up a megaphone that was placed on the sofa. Sakura looked worried, but she wanted to keep her trust on Sasuke.

Sasuke walked out of the door and turned on the megaphone. Sakura kept her hands together, silently praying that Sasuke wouldn't do what she thought he was going to do.

"I...SASUKE UCHIHA HAVE OPENED SAKURA HARUNO'S CHAMBER OF SECRETS! THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAVE BEEN OEPENED!" Sasuke cried out into the megaphone. For sure, the whole neighborhood had all.

Sakura sighed and muttered. "I'll be packing my bags..."


A/N: Sooo, what did you think? Sorry if you weren't a Harry Potter fan and read through that :D Though, like I said it is a tribute to this special day! :D