A/N: …. Well hello thar, I do not own whoever is used, except for Alex and Rawsi, they are mine, well… I r Alex and Rawsi r me… so yea?

I ONLY HAVE THREE OC FILLER OUTER THINGS COMPLETED! So, if I don't get them by the time I start writing about it, then it will be whatever I FEEL like writing.

Oh, Rawsi, by popular demand, will dance with Kisame, but I don't know about the song~? And as not to let some people down I am bringing in Alex (Maiself) To dance with Itachi, because he was runner up…

Itachi: I thought you said you did not like me in any way.

Me: … I don't, I hate you and want you to DIE~ :D But I mean come on, I'm thinking about a 'part two' of this adventure. AND IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE THING AT THE BOTTOM!

Rawsi pov

Yes, I remember what life was like. It was nice, though my past was a bit screwed up… Still, I loved everyone~! I couldn't wait for what was beyond that white light, I wanted to leave… It felt like I had been here for hours, days even… Just staring… At a white… Light…

"Hey… Rawsi…" Something poked at my eye, making me squirm, "You can open your eyes…" I can? Sweet! I fluttered open one of my eyes and glanced around, everyone just looked at me. I looked back at them in the same dramatic manor. Then I realized what they were really staring at.

I had somehow found away to burry myself inside of Kisame's cloak. How in the hell did he manage to get a cloak? OH! I REMEMBER! I had asked Tannie if she could make me some Akatsuki cloaks for me and some friends, she must have still had the pattern and sewed some up for them. Anyway, back to the inside the cloak situation.

"GOOD KITTEH! CUDDLING WITH HER MASTAH TO GETS SUM LOVE!" Jizabelle yelled, pointed, and laughed. I just wanted to strangle her so bad right now, so bad! There are two ways this could go, it could be I make an excuse and perhaps turn Kisame purple, or I could Itachi my way out of it with strangling her.

Purple is one of my favorite colors, he could match my eyes! :D

"Yes… I was cold and felt like I wanted to cuddle because ITACHI wouldn't cuddle with me." I stuck my tongue out at her while cuddling him even more. Why not keep going with this? I sniffled and made fake crying sounds. "Itachi hits me! Kisame-Kun saved me from seventy two hours of his…" I hissed at the word and clawed at the air, "Mangekyō Sharingan!" I could tell Kisame shrugged as if to say that he didn't know what I was saying. I couldn't blame him, even I didn't know what I was doing at the moment.

Yes, I guess you could say I was pulling the 'cute kitty act' on Kisame. Perhaps it can also be called the 'naughty cat' or in some cases the 'fuck me now' look… I just wanna make Itachi hate me… and make a scene. Kisame could take this wrong, wrong to the extent that… well… I think you get it.

"Itachi?" She yelled, "You never hit a girl… ever…" I sneered at her; she will NOT talk about my master like that. I could correspond with something about Tobi, then again the last time I dissed Tobi she chased me around the house with a knife saying 'DIE WOMAN!'…

Wait… I would like to know where in the hell Konan, Kakuzu, and Sasori went…? I literally have not heard a word from Konan… And I can't even remember that Sasori was here… ALL I REMEMBER ARE THE WOLVES! DAMMIT!

"You can stop hitting yourself now, Rawsi." I heard someone say. Was I hitting myself again? Yes, apparently I was, right in the nose, causing it to bleed. When I try to remember something I hit myself until I remember… and I do it quite often and I don't even know it. I looked like I just came from a blood bath, which was caused by Hidan. Those can get very… Uh… Bloody, if that's the right word to use.

"LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HER DO! Itachi you bad bad man…" The next thing I knew I was being forced by Jizabelle into the bathroom down the hall. "You clean yourself up while I see where Deidara took that other girl off to…"

"WAIT WHA-" And then she slammed the door in my face. Now, I know what you're thinking, 'Why can't you just walk out?' Well… this bathroom locks from the outside… So yes, I'm sorry but I'm literally trapped in here. I jiggled the lock a bit, sometimes the lock becomes loose and I can escape, like it just did! I smiled at myself like I had just saved the world from mass Uchiha destruction. I probably did save the world, or I didn't, but I did in my mind~

Holly hell is that Konan in my great grandfather's room… reading his books? I, stealthily I might add, made my way to stand under his doorframe and look at her. Either she didn't notice, or decided to ignore me, but I wanted to be known!

"Is that a good book?" I ask quietly. It was more like a whisper… or a mumble… I speak like that all the time to anyone. She looked up from the page she was on and just stared, "Is that a goooooooood boooooook?" I repeated. She again didn't say anything, but I could tell she had no particular opinion on it.

"What page ya on?" She glanced down before responding.

"Three hundred eighty-nine."

"What book?" She bookmarked her page with her hand and glanced at the cover.

"Undone."

"My guess is, since I read that one not too long ago, your reading intense smut?" I smirked. What was I supposed to do in my spare time, clean? No, I read; mostly fanfiction but I read. She nodded before grabbing some magazines that were shoved under his bed.

"You grandfather has… Interesting taste in literature…" She showed me the cover of 'Cosmopolitan' and the newest issue of 'Play Boy'. When I looked I just laughed a bit, that's mai grandpa for ya! They would get along great, they both like some of the same things and they kinda have the same personality.

"Dick." I smirked

"E- Excuse me?"

"His name is Dick… If you use Richard he'll think you're from the government come to take away his job." She simply nodded. She probably thinks I'm crazy, no? WELL I R CRAZEH! "He should be home in a few hours…" I started to mumble to myself as I walked down the hall, almost tripping over the banister and falling to my death.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

I looked over in the living room. No one. Same thing in the kitchen, but when I spun around to leave I was face to face with the deadly paper. My eyes grew large as I tried to read what was written.

"So can we go, un?" Deidara's voice seemed… Happy for whatever was on the square of doom. I took it from whoever was holding it and finally got the chance to read.

'Winter Dance~!

Where? At the Recreation center in Cross town!

When? Saturday at Seven P.M 'til you can't dance anymore!

Three dollars per person.

All money goes to charity!

BEST DRESS~!

Bring your friends, your dates, your family, EVERYONE!'

Oh god no.

"Can we go, can we go, can we go, can we go, un?" I stared at Deidara, who was the only one in sight so it MUST have been him holding the paper. I shook my head and began to crumple the flyer.

"Pwese, un?" He gave the puppy dog eyes, which I wanted to stab. Now don't get me wrong, I do like Deidara… I just hate dogs… I shook my head even faster; I scrunched up my face as well.

"Fuck salt!" I threw the paper on the ground and waited for a response. (A/N: … If you get the reference then tell me :D) "Moving on, I said no and I mean no! Who in the hell would wanna go to a dance anyway?"

"I do, un." He said sternly.

"Why? I mean, what would you do? How would this go down? WOULD WE GET THE COPS CALLED ON US FOR SOMETHING YOU DID?"

"Because some of us really need to get out of this house; it would be like any normal dance, but you probably wouldn't have a date, and no cops would show up, un."

"Is there someone… Special~ Un?" I asked, mimicking his speech. Either he was very pissed or blushing slightly, I can't tell with my damn hair in my face.

"As a matter of fact, yes, un."

"Aww~ How sweet! I'm half tempted to let you go!" No really, I almost wanna tell him to leave right now. I want myself some grand kiddies! Oh great, now I'm sounding like Nana… Is that Hidan I see walking up the stairs? Well yes it is!

"The bitch agreed yet?" He asked. He seems almost eager to go, does he have someone special? FUCK! Deidara shook his head and muttered something that I didn't catch. My guess it was something regarding him hurting me so that I would say yes. Hidan scowled, walked over to me and picked me up. I started to pound on his arms and kick his chest, screaming. Obviously, it didn't do any damage because he slung me over his buff shoulder. Must resist urge to lick arm to taste masculinity! Deidara held the front door open for him, as his hands were full from me. They both walked out, Barbie was laughing and this albino was doing something that I couldn't see.

"Don't fucking lick me!" Hidan shouted. Apparently I licked his back, which tasted like masculine skittles! I moved my head so I could see what was going on more clearly. Deidara had rope in his hands, Hidan was taking me to the porch on the side of the house, and I… Well my face was red from the cold and from the hotness! The blonde smirked at me and grabbed my hands, which I had stopped using for some reason, and tied them.

The next thing I knew I was thrown on a porch chair and tied to it. This is great~ BONDAGE!

"Yo, Uchiha! Get your ass out here!"

"OHGODNO! NEVERLETTHATDAMNUCHIHANEARME! LEMMIE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled. I tried my best to get free, but all I got was Itachi standing in front of me. He showed no emotion but I could tell he was a bit mad, either at me or at Hidan for interrupting something.

"Now all you have to do is give her a lap dance, un." Dei smirked. That was it, I am NOT letting this happen!

"ALRIGHTFINEYOUFUCKS! !"

"…" The weasel walked away. Some part, one small part, thought he actually wanted to give it to me… But I shoved it aside and waited. I waited until I noticed no one was there.

"YOU ASS HOLES BETTER UNTIE MEH!"

A/N: Crappy place to end it. Sorry! It also seemed rushed a bit and quite random and somewhat cracky and some were ooc an th-

Kisame: Would you stop looking at all the negative things and think about the positive?

Me: NO! SCREW THE POSITIVE I HAVE MONEH!

Kaiba: MAI LINE!

Me: Screw you I have… no, just screw you!

Kisame: The thing… with the request…

Me: OHOHOHOHOH! THAT'S WHY I DID THAT! Okay, so my friend *evil glare at my twin* Is asking me to have some people get together and write me a story. I have to have around 15 to get out of announcing my love to Itachi in a public place…. It a few requirements though, it has to contain: Itachi, Me (You can make me be whatever you want me to be, I look like Rawsi and most of the time act like her, but I has freckles~!) Care Bears (Optional) Pervertedness (It can be whatever, from a pick up line to frickin babies!) and around half of a page (As long as it's more than a few lines it works~!) It can be whatever you want after this, it can contain your own OC's, blood, gore, sexual themes, whatever~

KEEP IN MIND THIS IS JUST FOR WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO! I just had to let you know as not to get hurt from mai twin…

Kisame: She already has five, ten more to go, everything helps!

Me: YOSH IT DOES! So *cough* Next chappie I will thank each one of my reviewers! Even those without an account!

Kisame: … She doesn't ever check her E-Mail anymore, and she procrastinates!

Me: SCREW YOU I HAS POKEMONS!

Mudkip: Review or MUDKIPZ!