What happens when two fat fighters fight?

Gluttony: They kill the author.

"Gulp, Enjoy!"

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A Hungry Warrior

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Gluttony lunged at Snorlax, but Snorlax used ice punch and sent him into the opposite direction. Snorlax jumped over Gluttony and used body slam, but Gluttony rolled out of the way. "Come on, Gluttony!" yelled Lust.

Gluttony grabbed Snorlax to break his bones, but he could only feel flab. Snorlax grabbed Gluttony's neck and used ice punch. Luckily, Gluttony bites Snorlax's hand/paw and dropped out of the way. "Eat him!" yelled Lust.

"He'll hit me first!" yelled Gluttony. "Eat him?" asked Maleficent. "It's a long story." replied Lust. Snorlax chased Gluttony around the field. Suddenly, Gluttony tripped over his feet and fell to the ground. Snorlax tripped over Gluttony and fell into the moat.

"Awesome, Gluttony!" yelled Lust. Gluttony smiled, but heard Snorlax climbing back up. Gluttony jumped off the ledge and bit Snorlax's head. Snorlax fell ten feet, but hung on. However, crocs began to bite Snorlax's behind. Snorlax moved his left hand back and forth.

"Gluttony, get off of him! He's going to use metronome!" yelled Lust. Gluttony jumped off Snorlax's head and back onto the ledge. Snorlax used "Splash" and fell to the crocs. Snorlax and the moat disappeared. "The winner is Gluttony!" yelled Magneto.

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It was a pretty short match, but I put most of my energy into Sasuke's Match.

What kind of Matches would be good?

P.S. HOW THE HELL DO YOU SPELL TECHNA?