Hallo Switzerland,
I hear mein Bruder (the stupid one) has been causing you trouble again? I'll yell at him once Hungary's done beating him up with the frying pan.
Honestly, how can one of my older brothers be a complete idiot while the other one and I are completely normal? I'm seriously starting to wonder what our mother was like; Vati never did tell me anything about her.
Anyhow, I just wanted to alert you to a little something that occurred the other day.
I was at the World Academy, on my way to class, when I spotted Liechtenstein. She was having some trouble climbing a staircase. The cause of this was the large pile of books she was carrying. I helped her with it and couldn't help but to wonder. It was awfully heavy and the sheer amount of textbooks... I'm having trouble believing all of them were hers. I think one of the other kids may be picking on her. If they WERE hers, she needs a bigger schoolbag.
Sincerely,
Rita Beilschmidt (Rhineland)
Grüezi Rhiiland,
Yes, Prussia is causing trouble as usual. I wouldn't mind it if that trouble didn't involve Liechtenstein... Go on and yell at him, although I think that nor Hungary's frying pan (thank her from me please), nor your yelling will do much to bring that idiot's ego down... maybe a few hundred grams of conically shaped lead? Just kidding, but seriously, lock him up or something - I find that cools down my dear son Wallis when he's been drinking... again.
Well, take my cantons for example... they live almost next to each other and still manage to be completely different. Zurich and Thurgovia, my son and daughter, live in adjacent houses. Yet Zurich is an arrogant banker – very good with numbers though – and Thurgovia is a warm-hearted farmer. Or Ticino -who us like Italy- and Grisons –who is very mysterious and reserved-. But I guess that's just a side effect of being such a multicultural society...
I actually don't know anything about your mother... I moved out of father Germania's house very early and was adopted by mother Helvetia... then she got killed and Rome conquered me. I'll look through some of my old journals though... maybe I can find something useful.
Thank you very much for helping her. They didn't try to make me go to the World Academy, a smart move if you ask me, and I only sent Liechtenstein there because I didn't want her to become too much like me. But if she's being picked on, then that is a serious breach of our neutrality and I will be forced to act. Keep your ears sharp for anything about that incident, will you? I will find the country fool enough to dare, and devise a fitting punishment. Things have been going south at the Academy, I've heard, so while I'm there I might just be able to correct a few things...
If those WERE her books then I'll make sure that she'll never have to carry them again... ever.
Vieli Grüess,
Switzerland
