Talk To Zero Kiryu

By: Zerofan1256

Kuro: Okay! I'll be updating every morning, and every afternoon..~ So..! This person asked a lot of questions, so I'll be replying to this one right now.

Zero: Unfortunately...

Kuro: .. Meanie~ We can at least spend this morning together..~

Zero: I'd rather be sleeping..

Kuro: Well I can't right now, so it's time to asnwer questions..! This one is bymidnightkitty101

"Liking the story so far. So my questions for Zero are..

1. Has the Headmaster given you "the talk" before? If so, how did you react? XD

2. If Shizuka had also turned Ichiru into a vampire, what would you have done?

3. Why do you suppose White Lily isn't afraid of you, despite you being a vampire?

4. How do you react to sunlight? Does it hurt your eyes, does your skin burn easily, make you feel weaker, etc.

5. Have you ever..fantasized about Yuuki? Like ya know, masturbated and stuff?

6. If you caught Headmaster Cross and Master Yagari making passionate love in his office, how would that make you feel?

7. What made Yuki"s blood so irresistible to you? Was it the scent, or the rich taste of it? Did it have a specific flavor, or a more vague one you couldn't quite pinpoint?

9. How do vampires react to animal blood? Does it make you sick, taste gross, or is it actually tolerable?

10. How does incest make you feel? What do you think of the Pureblood families whom inbreed with each other and do the twincest stories about you and Ichiru freak you out?

11. If you met Edward Cullen (the sparkly vampire from Twilight) would you shoot him with your Bloody Rose?"

Kuro: Wow.. Haha.. That us a lot. Anyways, Zero, go ahead..~

Zero: Che.. Let's get this over with.

1 )The- No way in hell would I let that man give me the talk. I doubt he's even done that. I learned it in sex ed in middle school is all. When that happened.. Well I was pretty bored, and didn't even pay attention.

2) If Ichiru had been turned.. Well if I ever saw him.. I'd kill him. I won't allow beasts like me live. Even if he had that woman's blood.

3) Lily..? Well I had taken care of her when she was a colt, so I suppose she has an attachment.

4) The sunlight to me if just annoying, it doesn't cause me to feel weaker, it just annoys my eyes is all.

5) … Wh-What the hell is this?! Who'd ever think about that idiot?!

Yuki: HEY!

Kuro: Y-Yuki.. Uhm, look at the question..

Yuki: ... W-WHO ASKED THIS!?

Kuro: Our little kitten over there. [-Points-]

Yuki: [-She stared at her strangely and slowly backs away-] I-I'll be leaving now...

Kuro: See you~ So Zero, do you.. Ya know..?

Zero: U-URUSAI!

Kuro: Hai, hai~ Sorry~ Continue, Zero..~

Zero: Tch..

6. Yagari and Kaien are both straight, no matter what you write. Even though Kaien seems gay, he's surprisingly straight.

7. Well.. Even though Yuki was human, she still had the pureblood blood in her. And what made her blood.. Irresistible was that we had a bond. And if a vampire drinks the blood of their loved one, it tastes better.. It.. Tastes somewhat sweet, sort of like candy, I suppose..

8. Animal blood..? We don't exactly have a lot of animals here, so I'm not sure. It.. Doesn't have the same taste as human blood, as disgusting as that sounds..

9. Incest..? Well they're vampires, they have their disgusting traditions. .. Well of course that would disgust me, it's not normal. Screwing my brother doesn't seem.. Arousing to me at all.

10. A vampire is vampire. I'd shoot him if he dared to touch a human. I'd shoot his retarded girlfriend as well- not the bloody rose of course. Or I might just stick her in a mental institute. That whole movie was the most idiotic thing I've ever seen.

Kuro: Agreed. I'd rather watch a retarded pony.

Zero: Or watch the ground.

Kuro: Seriously! Just reading about Twilight pisses me off! GAAHH! Rr.. A-Anyways.. That's all we have this morning. Thanks, Kitty~

Zero: Don't you have Online school about now..?

Kuro... Oh shit.. Uhh.. Well, thanks for reading, I guess..! See you guys this afternoon..!

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