Chapter 8: "iAm Living, Laughing and Loving"
-- 3 Years later--
I've been dating Freddie for about 3 years now. We are no longer kids in peril or anything like that but we are adults. We are 17 years old and counting.
And guess what? Why don't you guess? Oh, you don't want to?...Fine! Well today we are supposed to be going to the beach ( my mom was tottaly against this) and my car mysteriosly got messed up. Funny huh? Ahh..my mom, she never did get over my dad did she?
They remarried 2 years ago on July 3rd ( before July 4th of course) and I've had food to put in my mouth and clothes to wear ever since. It's been wild. It's been quite a ride and I've enjoy every moment on this rollercoaster we humans like to call life.
I have no idea what the aliens or animals call it but I call it life. And life it shall be called.
Over these few years I learned a couple of things:
1. Being mean and beating people up ( unless this person is Freddie) is a turn off.
2. Freddie has been working out since we began dating ( we ran into each other in Bally Total Fitness Gym, it was quite the experiance.
3. My dad's real name isn't Charlie it's Max but I could go either way.
4. My cousin Nela and Carly and I have become the best of friends. She's even got a guest spot on iCarly now!
and 5. I love other things (Like Friends, Family, Freddie) more than ham. I know shocking...
iCarly is on the verge of being over. Yes it's okay you can cry all you want it's not comming back. Carly and I are devastated that's why we are going to the beach to have some fun today. But we can't...
Freddie learned to dance Crank Dat after 3 years, Jake ( Carly's current bff forever) taught him. It was hilarious! I have no idea how but Jake managed to teach him. So SUPERMAN!
I'm being extremely random today, moving on from one subject to another. Don't get me wrong, life is hard but life is better when you share it with everyone else.
Never say "It's my life" because it's not, it's mine, yours, his and everyone elseS. Don't be selfish! (Look, who's talking...)
"Mom?" I ask walking into my house "Did you bust up my car?"
"What?" she asks "Me? I..would never do that!"
"Mom..."
"Please don't go!" she pleads.
"And why not?" I ask.
RANDOM FUN FACT: I haven't gotten a detention in 3 years. Shocking, I know.
"I don't know..." she said sitting down. I put on my best psyciatrist face and act. I fold my hands in from of me.
"Do you want to talk about?" I say
My mom laughs. This people, is a good sign. My parents aren't really strict, they just set ground rules. My dad is the one that usually lets me go out with Freddie on beach dates , alone. I can't pull the 'trust' card with my mom because she won't take it. She'll tanslate "DON'T YOU TRUST ME?" into "I'M GOING INTO THE BACK OF FREDDIE'S CAR AND SCREWING HIM!" or "DON'T YOU WANT ME TO SCREW AROUND?"
It's dissapointing, really.
"You shouldn't go alone"
"I'm going with Carly..."
"And Jake"
"And Nela" I'm just going to keep adding girls into this. It would make my life 10 times better.
"And Freddie..." she smirks. I have just run out of girls. I can't say Nela's boyfriend Carlos because, sadly, he's a guy.
So in short, my life hasn't been a total fairytale. I mean there are a few lapses her and--
"LAILA!"
"What?" my mother looks up.
"DID YOU USE MY RAZOR AGAIN?" my mother turns a dark shade of red and smiles.
"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't"
"I think you did" my father walks into the room and smiles.
"Do you want to check?" she asks.
He smirks. "Maybe I do," he starts walking away "And maybe I don't"
She scoffs and hands me the missing car piece and turns to run after my dad. Okay, I donnot want to know what they're thinking...
"Be back by 7:30" she says and continues after him.
See? No fairytale. Just a nice life.
I get into my car and we drive to the beach. We set up our stuff and start playing in the water like little kids. We spalsh each other, dunk each other and lots of other kiddie fun.
"Hey Dork" I say walking over to him, my wet hair is blowing in the breeze.
"Hey" he smiles and wraps his arms around my waist.
We share a short kiss. Just one of the many more we'll share in the future. I feel like pinching his cheeks, you know? My wittle Dork.
In the end I think life is about these three things ( and you should really listen to me on this one, because I'm right):
Living- in this crazy world with crazy people should be fun.
Laughing- with your friends will always make you happy (unless they're laughing at you).
and Loving- your family, friends and boyfriend (I do!) will always generate happiness to everyone around you.
So just live, laugh, love and you should be fine. For now anyways.
Sam out.
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A/N: There's the end. Hope you ppl enjoyed it, I sorta imagined this last chapter as very happy almost like the end in a chick flick. Ahaha, there's my girlyness again...I kept this chapter short, sweet and simple.
So remember
Live Laugh Love ( AND ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES,
Amy
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