25 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
Make blonde jokes all the time
Make her babysit Jacob while everyone's getting Nessie ready for her first date with him
Change all her clothes for emo/goth clothing
Burn all her make-up
Tell her everything makes her look fat
Find a baby and look after it around her. Make sure you return the baby before the parents notice
Spell her name wrong all the time
Call her Rose
Call her Rosalina
Every time she says something mean say, "this rose still has its thorns"
Tell her Emmett left her for Joe Jonas
Remind her she can't have children
Tell her she's hideous
Tell Jacob to give her blood in a dog food bowl with "bitch" scratched into it
Tell her no one likes her because she doesn't have a cool power and shes mean
Walk around with Nessie having "child to child" talk. Something Rosalie will never witness again
Tell her to take the stick out of her butt and be happy for bella
Throw her a baby shower
When she opens the presents and sees baby things say, "It's for your baby!"
When she explains that she isn't having a baby, take back the gifts and leave.
Stare at her and say, "What did Emmett ever see in her..."
Duct tape her to a tree and force her to watch all her make-up burn
Replace all her shoes with hobo sandals
By her a female puppy and call it Rosalie Jr.
Take pictures of Emmett and Rosalie having sex and put said pictures all over the house
A/N: yayyy 3rd chapter today for you =] I've composed my list of 56 I think it was (yes I know. Alot) I'm not sure if all of them will be easy to do or not so I'll let you know who's next so you can help give me ideas.
Next up: Carlisle
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