25 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale

Make blonde jokes all the time

Make her babysit Jacob while everyone's getting Nessie ready for her first date with him

Change all her clothes for emo/goth clothing

Burn all her make-up

Tell her everything makes her look fat

Find a baby and look after it around her. Make sure you return the baby before the parents notice

Spell her name wrong all the time

Call her Rose

Call her Rosalina

Every time she says something mean say, "this rose still has its thorns"

Tell her Emmett left her for Joe Jonas

Remind her she can't have children

Tell her she's hideous

Tell Jacob to give her blood in a dog food bowl with "bitch" scratched into it

Tell her no one likes her because she doesn't have a cool power and shes mean

Walk around with Nessie having "child to child" talk. Something Rosalie will never witness again

Tell her to take the stick out of her butt and be happy for bella

Throw her a baby shower

When she opens the presents and sees baby things say, "It's for your baby!"

When she explains that she isn't having a baby, take back the gifts and leave.

Stare at her and say, "What did Emmett ever see in her..."

Duct tape her to a tree and force her to watch all her make-up burn

Replace all her shoes with hobo sandals

By her a female puppy and call it Rosalie Jr.

Take pictures of Emmett and Rosalie having sex and put said pictures all over the house

A/N: yayyy 3rd chapter today for you =] I've composed my list of 56 I think it was (yes I know. Alot) I'm not sure if all of them will be easy to do or not so I'll let you know who's next so you can help give me ideas.

Next up: Carlisle

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