Woo, hell ya, chapter 8!
Chapter 8: Iiiii Weverrrr…………
LOL, the chapter title is supposed to be someone saying "I Never" while slurring because they're drunk…
Thanks to all reviewers, y'all rock! Oh, and thanks to that stupid beta who boasts about betaing. Honestly, dude! Or does she boast about boasting about betaing boasting? Dammit I'm confused now!
Matt grabbed the bottles necessary from his backpack and returned to find that everyone had a shot glass in front of them. "Oh, goodie, death by bourbon," Kari said sarcastically. "Anyway, who does know how to play?" asked Matt. Mimi, Tai, and Sora raised their hands. "Ok, who's actually played?" he said. Tai and Mimi were the only ones to keep their hands up. He began to explain, "OK, so let's say I go first. I would say 'I Never….' Then say something I have never actually done. So I never, shoplifted." He glanced around the room. "OK, if anyone ever has, you have to take the shot. You have to tell the truth! So, has anyone?" No one lifted their glass. "OK, Sora, you next, so the order will continue clockwise."
"Ummm, I never kissed someone of the same gender by free will, NOT because of a dare."
Mimi lifted her glass and emptied the contents. "What the hell?" asked TK. "Well, in America, one of my friends, Katie, just leaned over kissed me, but I kissed back for her sake because her boyfriend just broke up with her," she explained. "So she was questioning her sexuality?" asked Yolei. "Oh no, everyone knows she's bi." Tai was next. "I never got drunk and made out with a stranger," he said questioningly. Matt raised his glass a few seconds after Izzy took his shot. "Um, explanation please?" said Jyou. "Well, Matt and I were hanging out backstage after one of his concerts and we were bored and didn't have to be home for like another five hours, so we found some sake (the alcohol) and got drunk. These two fangirls of his were twins, and they started coming on to us. The rest was kinda a blur, but umm…sloppy drunk kisses rule!" Izzy explained with a thumbs up. "Oh my gawd," said Tai. Izzy, being next, said, "Oh, wait until we divulge some of your secrets." He said with confidence, "I never accidentally, or so you say, grabbed my friend's ass trying to hang streamers." Tai took his drink with a frown. "Who?" asked Yolei eagerly. "Me," said Sora, who was now doubled over on the floor with laughter. "Hey, I never actually said that was accidental," said Tai with a sly smile. Sora bent over and slapped him. "Yeah, Sora, that's a pretty good impersonation of what he did to a different set of your cheeks," Matt said. She rolled her eyes. "Yolei, it's your turn."
"Um, I never lost my virginity."
"Oh c'mon Yolei you know we're all virgins here, so say something else," Jyou said.
"Okay, okay, I never went up someone's shirt."
Jyou quickly downed his glass. "Who?" asked Kari, her eyes wide.
"Hey, she didn't ask that, now did she? Ken, you're up."
"Hmmm….I never spit in someone's food." Much to his surprise, every single person except himself drank. "What the hell guys? No wonder people get sick so much at school," he said. TK shrugged and thought up something. "Oh, I never, ran around my house naked when I was home alone." Sora tipped her glass in unison with Kari. "Kari? I'm never leaving you home alone again," Tai said. "What…the…hell Sora?" TK asked. "Err, well, I, uh, KARI, IT'S YOUR TURN!" she said all in one breath.
"Kay, I never snuck out of a mandatory pep rally to make out in the bathroom," she said. Ken sipped his glass slowly. Yolei looked to her boyfriend. "Hey, I'll keep that in mind, just to make sure any memories of someone else's lips are completely erased," she said before she leaned over to nibble his ear. He opened his eyes as far as he could get them and said, "Memories? What memories? I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about." Mimi placed her chin in her palm and thought. "Let's see….I never….went out with one of my friend's crushes just to make that person jealous." Yolei took her shot. It was Jyou's turn. "Ok, I never, punched Davis in the face." TK and Ken laughed in remembrance and drank. "When did you do it, Ken?" asked Kari. "Well, remember that time I stayed over at his place? Well, let's just say, when another guy makes a pass at you, your fists ball up pretty damn quickly."
"What? Oh my god! Davis made a pass at you? When? Why?" Kari shouted. "Hmm, well, all I'm gonna say, is that Davis is a real lightweight when faced with two glasses of vodka."
"Haha! I knew it! I'm not ever going to let him live this one down!" TK said.
"Wait…if he's such a lightweight, will he even remember?" asked Sora.
"Oh trust me, ask him about those three stitches above his right eye," Ken replied. "It'll come back pretty quickly."
"Is that what those are from? He said it was a bad soccer incident," Tai asked.
"Well, that's what even the doctor thinks, but I assure you, he knows along with Jun, and…his mom."
Jyou shook his head and turned to Matt. "Okay, how about, I never, tried to spell 'direction' correctly, by using the aid of the word 'erection' (1)." Tai and Jyou took a shot. "Tai? You know I would find this extremely hilarious, if I didn't know about your highly photographic memory," said Sora. "Ooooh, Taiiii, have you been reading yaoi fanfiction lately?" Mimi asked. "What? Uh, gah, no-o-o-o! Freak! It's called human anatomy 101!" Tai replied. "Oh yeah, who's anatomy?" Izzy asked. "Hey! That's exclusively between Matt and myself," Tai said proudly. "Waittttt…..that came out very wrong."
"Yeah, ya think?" asked Matt. "Well he obviously thinks with certain parts of his anatomy more so than his brain, although I heard every man does, however I'm still hoping that that rumor is false," Mimi said, glancing at Jyou. He gave a slight blush.
"Ok, I never accidentally used Kari's perfume as an after shave," said Sora. "Damn you," said Tai as he swung his shot glass. "Oh! That must have been the day where we went to the movies! I was wondering why you smelled sorta girley, but I just figured you were going through an experimental stage," said Mimi. Tai rolled his eyes as he said, "I never…brought brownies that contained laxatives to a party that everyone but you ate." Matt and TK slowly peered over the shot glasses they held to their mouths. In between laughs Izzy stated that he had never fallen on top of someone creating an awkward moment. Ken, of course, took a drink along with Kari and Tai. "Oh really? Do tell your story Kari!" Izzy said, surprised. "Well, in eight grade, out gym class was playing tug o' war, and TK was in front of me, and our team was doing really well, so a lot of people got cocky and let their guard down. Next thing I knew, they swept the rope from us, and, well, you may guess the rest. (2)" TK laughed. "Yeah, my hand also landed on a place that it probably shouldn't of have." He raised his right hand and lightly smacked it down with his left, grinning. Kari blushed. "T-t-tai! It's your turn to tell of your own little misadventure!" Tai stopped laughing abruptly and cleared his throat.
"Is that how you got that scar on your thigh?" Yolei said dubiously. Tai nervously chuckled and nodded, running his hand through his hair. He had just finished relating the time at the beach where Mimi had sworn she saw a jellyfish by Tai's leg. Of course, if Tai had thought back to his little memory files, he would have know it as certainly not jellyfish season. He flailed as he tried to move away out of the area. However, a long strand of kelp grabbed his foot captive, causing him to trip smack on top of Mimi.
The game continued until everyone had taken another three shots each. It was Sora's turn. "I Nehicver….accidentally pushed a TV on top of someone causing their coffee table to break." "Wamn Wou!" Tai said as he drank. "Oh my gorsh, Tai…did you just slurr?" Kari asked while giggling. Matt, obviously a man who could somewhat hold his liquor, stood up. "Ok, everyone is a little over buzzed…time to say bye-bye to drinky drinky for now!" Matt announced as he walked back into the kitchen. He shook his head at the protests. By now it was easily 12:30 a.m. Ken grabbed the potato chips and munched loudly. "I have an idea-r!" Yolei proclaimed. "What?" asked the group in unison.
"Karahicoke!" "Oh god," Izzy muttered. Sora began to prance around to the silver box. After scratching her head, clearly defeated by the colorful wires and trying to plug them everywhere short of her ass, Mimi threw down the device with a huff. Exasperated, TK plugged the thing into the TV. "Here here!" exclaimed Yolei, shot glass in hand. "How the hell did you get that?" Matt said in disbelief. He plucked it out of her hand and poured the alcohol down the drain. "Hey…Jyou! Come grace us with your prehicsence!" Kari shouted. She thrust the microphone into his hands and rushed to jump on her brother's lap on the couch, along with the others. With puppy dog eyes, she pleaded him to sing. "FINE!" he said. The words began to roll on the screen. With distain, he glared at the giggling Kari and he sung the first few lines….
"I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling
for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon,
oh, c'mon
Let's get it on….."
1) One of my friends really has done that coughcough Anthro cough
MUHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god, you can picture it and you know it! Please review! Sorry about the update wait! Hey that rhymed…
