I know, I haven't updated in ages. *Ducks at rocks being thrown* I'm sorry.
I was busy. But I updated now, giving you a chapter with Rachel, since I somehow forgot about her. How did I get that right?
I make fun of myself in this chapter. It was fun.
I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Enjoy
Rachel Elizabeth Dare, your average teenager, who also happens to be the oracle, but that's not important now, was browsing a website which was pretty popular regularly. She heard Annabeth cursing it, Travis and Katie argue about it, Nico laughing at Thalia for nearly breaking a computer about it. She wanted to see it for herself.
It was not a good idea.
People were so mean towards her.
Like this story for instance.
The red headed demon came walking towards us. We all hated her! Such a stuck up bitch! She tried to steal Percy from me. That little slut.
"Hey Percy." Racheal said twirling her ugly hair in her ugly fingers while smiling that ugly smile on her ugly face. I'm ofcourse perfect. With my blonde hair grey eyes and pretty figure. Its no wonder Percy chose me instead of her.
"What do you want Racheal?" Percy asked her.
"You" She giggled
"Oh no you didn't. He's my man you blood sucking whore." I then took out my long sword and attacked her.
"No, I'm to rich and betiful tro die. Percy I love you." She said, and then died.
"WOOHOO THE BITCH IS DEAD!" Chiron screamed. They had a party for days after that.
Rachel wept in the underworld for years. Annabeth was so happy.
Rachel couldn't think after reading that story. What had she ever done wrong? She then heard Percy and Annabeth walking towards her.
"Percy for the last time, Iceland is not covered in ice."
"Then why is it called Iceland?"
"I give up, you're an idiot."
"Greenland is covered in green." He stated smugly. She could merely sigh.
"Greenland is actually covered in ice."
"I think you must be mistaken. Iceland is covered in ice and Greenland is covered with green."
"No, Iceland is a green country, whereas Greenland is covered in ice." Percy looked backed at her confused and scratched his head.
"The people who named these countries were pretty stupid, huh?" Before Annabeth could answer she noticed Rachel just staring blankly at the computer screen.
"Rachel? Are you okay?" She asked, concerned. Rachel barely looked at her.
"It's FanFiction." Percy noticed. "She's reading stories about herself?"
"When will this end?" Annabeth asked. Percy and Annabeth then read the story just finished.
"Um, wow" Was all Percy could say.
"Why would I kill you? I like you now." Annabeth said.
"These people are terrible. I would never take Percy from you. Plus I'm the oracle, I can't date either ways."
"Chiron would also never say that." Annabeth said, glaring slightly.
"That story was also way too short." Annabeth and Rachel looked indecorously at Percy. "I mean, gosh. Why would they be so horrible to you?"
"That's better. I'm always the bitch in these stories."
"Well, you did like Percy when you first met him."
"You did as well."
"No I didn't."
"Let's read another story." Percy said, before a fight could break out.
The weather was cold, to cold. The wind in thier faces. She slowly took of her top and unbuckled her pants getting into the warmness of her bed. Slowly drifting into a pieceful sleep. Full of piece. She then herd a noice outside her door. She was to comferabtle to leave her bed. The butler will get it, she thought. She soon herd a bloodcortling scream belonging to the butler. Slowly she got out of bed, arming herself with a baseball bat. Silently walking outside, she saw a shadow and gasped, it was Nico!
"Nico" She gasped "What are you doing here?"
"I must tell you something." He exclaimed.
She put her hands on her hips "Then say it."
"Not here, we should be alone."
"We are alone."
"No, your butlers here."
"You killed him." She said while glaring at him, he just looked confused.
"What? Oh, no. I just gave him tickets to Justin Bieber."
"JUSTIN BIEBER! SOOOO SEXY.!" They herd the butler screaming.
Soon enough Rachel and Nico were standing outside her castle holding hands.
"I love you Rachel." He announced sweetly.
"My dearest Nico, I love you more than my heart will alow."
"Im so happy to here that. Will you marry me?" He took out the biggest ring ever standing on one knee.
"Yes, my beloved!"
They then kissed for eternity.
"NICO!" Rachel yelled
"Yes?" A voice asked from the shadows. Nico then walked up towards them.
"What are you doing here?" Percy asked.
"Didn't you just call me?" His eyes then found something on the computer and he sighed. "FanFiction?" Everyone nodded their heads.
"This time Rachel's the victim." Annabeth said towards Nico.
"And let me guess, I'm her lover?"
"Pretty much." Annabeth said, Percy then randomly started laughing.
"I love this story."
"It's horrible." Rachel said.
"You and Nico? Who would have thought?" Percy mused.
"This author is obviously brain-dead." Nico said.
"Don't be like that, she's trying at least."
"She should try harder, and leave me the Hades out of her stories! She sucks!"
"Who's the author? " Annabeth asked.
"I brake for nobody. She sucks and should get of FanFiction." Nico sure was pissed off.
"This one looks quite good." Annabeth noticed.
Let's meet the real Rachel. By Jeanette Nortier.
Rachel Elizabeth Dare is a character who has been dissed, made fun off and tortured. I feel she needs some recognition.
She met and had some feelings for Percy. That doesn't mean she fell in love with him.
She threw Kronos in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush, if that doesn't give you some points for being awesome, I don't know what does.
She knew she would never get Percy and even tried to tell Percy that Annabeth had some feelings for him. He was just too blind to notice it.
She isn't selfish nor is he a spoilt brat.
She cares for the environment and feels guilty when her Dad destroys it.
She becomes friends with everyone and doesn't flaunt the fact that's she's rich around.
Lastly, She began what we now know, Percabeth.
I think people should be more understanding of her character.
"Finally!" Rachel yelled.
"How come she gets a nice story and ours is crap?" Percy asked.
"I'm sure we have great stories as well. There are wonderful writers out there." Annabeth said to him.
"So what are we going to do now?" Nico asked. Before someone could answer his question, a voice interrupted them.
"What are you punks up to?"
"Hello Clarisse."
To be continued
Tada! Did you like it?
I hate how people are mean to Rachel so I made this one.
Next chapter will bring us Clarisse. What have I gotten myself in to?
Do any of you guys know how many chapters I should make this story? Cus I have no idea.
Toodles.
