Chronos ran up to the huge double door of the slag refinery. The only thing blocking his way was a the little spider monkey that was holding the key.
"It's always the damn monkeys!" screamed Chronos. The monkey then jumped on his head bent down and kissed him on the lips. Chronos screamed in agony and rolled around on the ground cursing. The monkey laughed and kicked at him.
"Cor blimey im getting a bit peeved at you little bugger." chronos grabbed it by the neck the monkey gave him a sad innocent look whimpering.
"I know you trick then I'll let you go and then you will run away. The monkey looked sadder and began to cry.
"No give me the key and I'll let you go."
The monkey got a serious look on it's face and in a deep baritone voice it said. "You got it bud." the monkey threw the keys at chronos and looked mad.
"Your not suppose to talk!!!"
"Well too bad I can now let me go punk."
"Not till you explain why you talk."
"O yeah I'm Shepard I control monkey power so I can summon other primates and such."
"I could use you if you need a place to stay go to the temple of time you can get in." Shepard whooped and ran off into the night. With key in hand Chronos busted into the room. There were about 15 ninja sitting around playing cards.
" 'ello govna" chronos said with a wink. The ninja sprang up each throwing a kunai in a spread pattern. Chronos leaned back letting them fly over head. Then charging at the first one he jumped on his shoulders and snapped his neck with his feet. Before he hit the ground chronos grabbed him and threw the carcass into the others. As they tried to get up Chronos quickly looked in his book. It told of and upgrade for dream blade. He did the hand sign then holding Death pendulum like a gun he pointed it at the group shouting "Nightmare Blade" the shadow of his sword came forward then it cloned into 13 blades flying forward in an arc. They crashed into most of them leaving only 5 left. Chronos ran and slide knocking one down then grabbing his wrist he snapped it. Spinning he flung the ninja out the door. Standing on ones shoulders with his hands he grabbed his neck and flipped over sending him crashing into another. The last one turned to flee in fear but chronos wouldn't let it happen.
"We cant have you running unless you my undead slave!" pointing his sword again chronos bellowed in a evil tone "nightmare blade" his swords sought out the flesh of its victim all 13 ripping his body to shreds. The final door was in front of him so chronos busted the door down expecting to see machinery instead there was a Jacuzzi??? the Hokage was sitting in a hot tube with two women in skimpy bikinis. The room had a disco ball in the middle with purple lights. The whole room had neon lights and smelt very fruity. Chronos stared in disbelief.
"Well this is awkward sighed the Hokage."
"Whatever I need the remains of Zaku the sound ninja I blew up."
"What do you think this is a slag refinery!"
"Yes." Chronos said in a weak voice.
"O I know what you talking about now the slag that smelt fruity. It's in the bucket over there." Chronos walked over grabbed the bucket then froze time to drain the tub and kick the Hokage in the head and left.
Back at the library of time Shepard had made himself at home taking all the books that had naked women in then he took them into the rafters and making a bed out of chocolate he slept with pictures of porn dancing in his head. Chronos ignored him for a moment and moved to center of the room. He drew an elaborate pattern on the floor with the Zaku bits and placed death pendulum. It all began to glow a blinding light making Chronos step back. It all flashed black and the ground was melted. Chronos walked to the center and there is was The Soul Drifter. The hilt looked as if it was made of ancient wood but was harder that diamond. The blade was thin and had spikes coming of on one side. The blade was also hollow and had holes down its length and whistled when swung. Chronos put it in his belt and started for the door when...
"There you are HOT STUFF!" Kira appeared in front of Chronos and locked him in a bear hug.
"O come on Kira don't call me that its weird" Kira looked dejected and sad then playfully punched him grabbed void dagger and teleported away.
"I never get girls." said Chronos then sat down dejectedly and fell asleep.
Chronos woke up ready for the big day ahead of him THE FINAL TEST. Chronos grabbed The Soul Drifter and walked toward the door when...
"MUFFIN CAKE!!!" Kira appeared out of nowhere again and locked Chronos in a bear hug.
"Are you gonna do that every time I try to leave?" remarked Chronos
"O shut up wimp" Kira then gave Chronos an icy glare and continued. " I've been watching you...and...I SAW WHAT YOU DID LAST TUESDAY.
"What with the slag" Chronos mumbled scratching his head.
"You were evil...it was dark...AND SEXY! Kira then tackled Chronos and covered him in sloppy wet kisses. Kira stood up and regained her composure and continued. "You sleep soundly for a murderer this is good for I shall offer you a place in a unique family."
"Continue."
"You can take a life without mercy or remorse so I offer you a chance...to become a VAMPIRE."
"Eww I don't want to eat blood."
"Fine I'll make you an honorary Vampire you'll have faster reflexes more chakra and other darker powers..."
"O.K. that's fine I can't pass an offer from a lady as beautiful as you."
Kira giggled "OH I forgot you also have to merry me."
"Hey wait a minute I didn't..." Kira did a quick jutsu and Chronos blacked out... Shepard stood up and looked around there was no one but him and Chronos.
"Man must have missed some hot action." then Shepard went into another alcohol induced sleep.
