Speedo No Solo

Chapter Eight: A Mysterious Gentleman

Three Light space weeks away on a dark ship in the frontiers of Semi-Charted Space, A com officer picks up the moaning of Greedo on subspace tri-scanners as well a faint meep-meep glorp. The Captain of the mysterious ship is about to dismiss this as some malarkey until he hears what sounds like the scream of a super saiyan level 420. It could only be one thing, the mysterious captain thought to himself,Spock! He thought about what he must do, his path was clear. Slowly he moved his hands down his pants, he starts to stroke his mighty cock with both hands, "HELMSMEN!", He shouts, "set a course for the disturbance, Maximum Hetch!".