Disclaimer I do not own Harry Potter
20 ways to annoy Albus Dumbledore
1. Hide his lemon drops
2. Threaten to shave his beard off
3. Call him a Dumbledork
4. Bring up the fact his brother is obsessed with goats
5. Take over Hogwarts
6. Ask why Voldemort hates him so much
7. Give him a daily dose of reality
8. Jump out and scream boo at him
9. Steal his phoenix
10. Steal all the candy in the world
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11. Join Voldemort
12. Poke him in the eye
13. Question his relationship with grimwarld
14. Make him buy you a snake
15. Kick him in the shin
16. Paint Hogwarts green
17. Send him a howler asking why he left the saviour of the wizarding world on a doorstep
18. Commandeer his office
19. Turn Harry to the dark side
20. Be Voldemort
Thanks to HaleyBlack'Cile'coldfire for reviewing
