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20 ways to annoy Albus Dumbledore

1. Hide his lemon drops

2. Threaten to shave his beard off

3. Call him a Dumbledork

4. Bring up the fact his brother is obsessed with goats

5. Take over Hogwarts

6. Ask why Voldemort hates him so much

7. Give him a daily dose of reality

8. Jump out and scream boo at him

9. Steal his phoenix

10. Steal all the candy in the world

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11. Join Voldemort

12. Poke him in the eye

13. Question his relationship with grimwarld

14. Make him buy you a snake

15. Kick him in the shin

16. Paint Hogwarts green

17. Send him a howler asking why he left the saviour of the wizarding world on a doorstep

18. Commandeer his office

19. Turn Harry to the dark side

20. Be Voldemort

Thanks to HaleyBlack'Cile'coldfire for reviewing