REMAINING COMPETITORS
Garfield
Arlene
Nermal
Normal
Lyman
Buddy Bear
Wade
Wide
Bo
Lanolin
Booker
Sheldon
Orson
Irma
Jason
Bucky
Bucky: alright, Jonnel. Let's get jiggy- I mean, let's get on with it.
Jon: (flashes Bucky with the Evil Eye) You had better know what that means, Buck.
Bucky: Sheesh. what are you, Robert in disguise?! Let's just do this thing! And get down from the 30th floor of this skyscraper.
Charlie Brown climbs the skyscraper holding Snoopy.
Charlie Brown: Oh, I see you're running some sort of pet day-care. Can I leave Snoopy with yo- agh!
Charlie Brown loses his footing after giving Snoopy to Jon
Charlie Brown: JUST MY LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUCK! ow, I landed on an ambulance, of all things. ow. oow!
Garfield: Finally, my mortal enemy. PREPARE TO DIE, SNOOP!
Jon: Don't even think about it, Garfield.
Snoopy: You! you... you are that stupid Cat Who Lives Next Door... your name... World War Two!
Garfield: That family moved out in '78 and we moved in. I'm Garfield. Now you know my name, so I have to kill you.
Jon: I SAID, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Garfield: Sheesh. No need to be so crabby. What are you, a male version of Lucy?!
Lucy van Pelt: I HEARD THAT!
Jon: okay, on top of this skyscraper is a baseballfield-
Garfield: Hey!
Jon: I mean a baseball field.
Wade: AAAAAAAAAAA! (he runs around screaming)
Later, after Wade calms down
Jon: pick yo teams. White vs Orange striped black.
Orange striped Black Team
Garfield Captain, Catcher
Arlene Right Field
Nermal Center Field
Normal Second Base
Lyman First Base
Buddy Bear Left Field
Wide Third Base
Bo was the unbaised referee and pitcher, and had immunity
White Team
Lanolin Second Base
Booker Left Field
Sheldon Catcher
Irma First Base
Jason Third Base
Snoopy Shortstop, Captain
Wade Right Field
Jon: before we start, I must say that only the losing team will be voting. If you vote and you are on the winning team, OR if you are the referee, Bo, YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!
"YAAAAAHHHH!" everyone screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" Jason screamed.
Jon: Just kidding. the vote sheets will only show the faces of the losers, plus the winners and the ref will not get any slips.
Hercules, from The Room: Garfield Edition: He's STILL doing that?!
Arlene: Yep.
SCORE
INNINGS
ORANGE STRIPED BLACK SCORE
WHITE SCORE
1
2
4
2
5
5
3
7
6
4
7
8
5
8
8
6
9
8
Then the White Team took a break to run around screaming "Jesus help us, Lordy, Lordy!"
7
9
11
8
10
15
9th and final inning
Orange striped black got 20 runs
White got 19 runs and finished with the bases loaded
Jon: awright, LOSERS. let's vote. but first, Bo, do you want to use your immunity?
Bo: No thanks, I wanna give it to Garfield.
Garfield: Naw, you keep it.
Bo: Alright.
Jon: Again, do you want to use your immunity?
Garfield: Bo, don't do it! Nobody will be able to vote for you anyway.
Bo: YES!
Jon: Okay. Everyone remember, you can't vote for Bo, okay?
Everybody facepalmed.
"OR YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!"
Everyone ran around screaming "Lordy, Lordy, Jesus save us!"
Lanolin voted for Snoopy
Booker voted for Irma
Sheldon voted for George Washington
Irma voted for Lanolin
Jason voted for Lanolin
Snoopy voted for Lanolin
Wade voted for Lanolin
Jon: get outta here, Lanolin. the TV does NOT lie.
