Anything is Possible in the Mall [previously was Mall Turmoil

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot. To my regret, I don't own any of these super duper characters. In my dreams…well that's a different story. I do own Carl, Carol, and Gertrude though…

W-O-W guys. You rock! Look at all the reviews I got! And most of them I got in the first ten minutes after I posted the last chapter! I didn't know that you guys even liked my writing. Anyway there is no review limit on this chapter, because they only cause trouble for me. Last limit was 45, and I quickly passed that with no trouble. Sorry I didn't post this as soon as I hit 45 reviews, but I didn't even start it until 48.

This Chapter is dedicated to Bella Raven Cullen and Arykianna Cullen. Both of whom have been totally awesome with reviews and PM and the whole shpeel. (Don't ask)

This chapter is REALLY not my best. I don't know why but I could write it down and make it sound good. I am sorry for my terrible writing. Please forgive me '[ I will try my hardest to make the next chappie better.

You are probably bored from all my talking, so, back to the good stuff:

Enjoy.

Previously in Anything is Possible in the Mall:

"Edward? Truth or Dare?"

Edward POV I wish Bella had given Jasper a nicer dare. He was going to take out his anger on me. Alice POV

This was going to be good. I already knew his dare, and by the look on his face, Edward knew it too. Bella will regret the dare she gave Jasper. Oh well, it's too late, and this is bound to be funny. Edward took a step toward Jazz and whispered something to him that I barely heard, even though I was listening with vampire speed.

"Hey, Jasper, can you not say this one aloud? I don't know how Bella will take it. I don't want to give her a heart attack. Then she will have a legitimate reason to be changed"

"Sure Eddie, but you still have to do it, you know" They were speaking with normal voices now

"Yah, I know, but can you guys answer one question for me?" He turned to the rest of us.

"What?" Rosalie, short tempered and catty as usual.

"Why do you guys insist on calling me Eddie? You know I despise that name."

"That's why Eddie, we know you hate it so we call you by it. The real question is, if you hate it so much, why do you answer to it?" Haha, I got him stumped this time.

"Alice, So you have to prove that you are a know-it-all?"

"Just stating the obvious." I smiled, and 'coughed', trying to hide my laughter, which would, no doubt, make Edward furious. "Okay, back to the dare!"

"It stinks being the only human" Bella pouted. Edward, well, you don't even want to know what he wanted…

"Alice, now who is invading privacy?"

"Sorr-eey. But I don't have control over my visions. They just come. So, technically, it's not privacy invasion."

"Rosalie, and me want to know the dare too!" Toward Emmett's pouting, I wasn't as sympathetic, but it was definitely funnier than Bella.

We watched as Edward made his way across the Second Floor of the mall. Bella, Emmett, and Rosalie were utterly confused according to Jasper.

"Uhm, excuse me miss, my name is Edward Cullen." Carl's (yes, the Japanese cuisine eating weirdo) girlfriend turned around.

"Uhm, Hi. My name is Carol." Carl and Carol? Uhm, okay…

Edward turned on the charm. He did that thing when he looks up from under his eyelashes and "dazzles" girls as Bella calls it. Bella realized what he was doing and immediately started whisper-yelling at Jasper. (A/N For those of you that don't know what whisper-yelling is, its using an angry tone with someone in a quiet voice because they were evil to your boyfriend and you are in the middle of a mall so you cant yell like you normally do. Not that I have any experience…)

"Jasper Whitlock Hale, what do you think you are doing giving him a dare like that? Do you have a deathwish?" Bella was mad, I was hysterical, Emmett and Rosalie mildly amused.

"Well technically, Bella, I cant die" Way to go Jazz.

"Well, ugh… you…him...UGH!" Bella crossed her arms, defeated.

So, back to Eddie, Carl, and Carol. Edward and Carol were apparently deep in a conversation on tube socks. Tube socks, Eddie? Are you okay? Anyway I listened in.

"So, Carol, Can you tell me…" This girl was putty in Edward's hands. By now she had enough sense to push Carl away from her. " What are your favorite colored tube socks?"

Cheesy much? Really, they were talking about tube socks and she still was into Edward. I wonder, will she cry when Edwar- Yes, She will.

"Well, Eddie-poo, I personally like red tube socks, but green are okay too." Eddie-poo? I…oh I am sorry Edward, but I am not letting you forget that one. He shrugged slightly, letting me know that he heard me.

Rosalie was explaining everything to Bella, because humans couldn't hear these things from that far away.

"Wow, I would have never though of that. I am still wearing white ones with the black stripes at the top." Where was Edward getting this mush?

"Really, ME TOOOO!!!" out of no where, she pulls up he pant leg to reveal just what she said was there, a white tube sock with black stripes. Freaky coincidence? She got up from the bench they were sitting on, and starts hopping around on one leg, the tube sock leg up in the air so Edward could get a better view. This lady was almost as bad as the- oh NO GETRUDE IS BACK!!

"Oh, Mr. Pan. Have you talked to the crocodile yet?" She went over to Edward this time.

"Ooooh, Carol is Jealous…" Jazz always knew that kind of stuff. Oh wait, duh.

"Carol…Jealous of that Crazy old bat? As if Either of them stood a chance"

"What is that I feel? Is little Bella a little jealous too?" I couldn't help but laugh. Neither could Emmett and Rose. How could Bella be jealous of an old lady who wanted to date a cartoon crocodile and Carl's tube sock wearing girlfriend? Beats me

BACK TO EDWARD, CARL, CAROL, AND GERTRUDE:

"Uhm, I'm sorry ma'am, but the- the crocodile wasn't there. So I didn't get a chance to ask?" Maybe we should get Charlie to take out a restraining order on these people. Were there no other people in the mall? Next thing we know Super Doctor will be back, having finally found whatever he was looking for in his ginormous doctor's bag.

Speak of the Devil, and the Devil shall appear. Out comes Super Doctor, and oh, wow. Well that got rid of the doctor and Gertrude, if you catch my drift. –wink-wink- So now it was just Edward and Carol.

"So, Edward, I was wondering…if you maybe …wanted to go tube sock shopping with me sometime?" Carol, you need a life.

"Oh, I am sorry Carol, but" She looked like she was tearing already. "I was kind of only talking to you , because well… I was wondering if you could get me a date with Carl."

"A DATE WITH CARL!!?!! YOU ONLY TALKED TO ME BECAUSE YOU WANTED CARL!" This lady was mad. She was turning redder than Bella when she is embarrassed.

"Yah, could you give him this number, and tell him to call anytime? Tell him it's from Edward." Carol slapped Edward right across the face before grabbing the little piece of paper containing his number. Carol grabbed Carl and left

I turned to Jasper. "Jazzy, you didn't tell him to give Carl his number did you?"

"No, I didn't, what if…Eddie really is gay?"

Edward walked over to us with a grin across his face. Why would he be smiling, unless, maybe he really is gay. He turned to the only one of us left to do a dare. Rosalie.

"Truth or Dare, Rosalie?"

"Wait, Edward, Why did you give out your number to them?" Bella was defiantly jealous.

"I didn't. I gave out-" He was cut of by the ring of my cell phone. I picked it up. It was probably Carlisle or Esme.

I flipped it open:

"Eddie-poo, we can still go tube sock shopping if you want" I hung up on Carol.

"EDWARD!!!" He is going to get it…

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I am totally suffering from a serious case of Writer's Block. So this chapter isn't as funny as it should be, and isn't as funny as the others. Don't hate me. Please. And i have NO clue what-so-ever on Rosalie's dare. Any ideas?

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