This one is good, considering it was pretty a much a dumb song to begin with.

Finally, we have Chef singing! Yay!

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Stupid Maggots (A parody of Single Ladies by Beyonce)

All the stupid maggots All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots

Now put your hands up

On Total Drama Island, you better be smiling
When you eat a spoonful of my food
Don't say you can't eat, cause the oatmeal smells like feet
Or trust me, I'll get rude
I'm top chef, so don't waste your breath
I won't pay you any attention
I've been in a war, so let your taste buds soar
And sit your butt down now!

If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh

If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing

Got a chef hat on my tip, a water gun on my hip
To shoot up all these stupid teens
Kids are acting up, I'm gonna jack them up
And they still can care less what I think
They don't ask my permission, did I mention
They don't pay me any attention
Owen has a secret stash
He won the stinking cash
All the rest of you stupid maggots lose

If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh

If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh

They don't even care about my world
Those stupid boys and girls
Never ask me what I prefer, what I deserve
I'll poison their food, and then they lose
and then they take a boat to an island so far
where they'll be a part
of the stupid losing team
If they win, then I'll lose it
And then we have a new season

All the stupid maggots All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots

Now put your hands up

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh

If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing

Oh-oh-oh

If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing

Oh-oh-oh

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R&R!