This one is good, considering it was pretty a much a dumb song to begin with.
Finally, we have Chef singing! Yay!
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Stupid Maggots (A parody of Single Ladies by Beyonce)
All the stupid
maggots
All the
stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots
All the stupid
maggots
All the
stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots
Now put your hands up
On Total Drama
Island, you better be smiling
When you eat a spoonful of my
food
Don't say you can't eat, cause the oatmeal smells like
feet
Or trust me, I'll get rude
I'm top chef, so don't
waste your breath
I won't pay you any attention
I've been
in a war, so let your taste buds soar
And sit your butt down
now!
If you
don't like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't
like my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when
you're really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food
then you ain't eating nothing
Oh oh oh, oh
oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
If you don't
like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like
my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're
really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you
ain't eating nothing
Got a chef hat
on my tip, a water gun on my hip
To shoot up all these stupid
teens
Kids are acting up, I'm gonna jack them up
And they
still can care less what I think
They don't ask my permission,
did I mention
They don't pay me any attention
Owen has a
secret stash
He won the stinking cash
All the rest of you
stupid maggots lose
If you don't
like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like
my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're
really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you
ain't eating nothing
Oh oh oh, oh
oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
If you don't
like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like
my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're
really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you
ain't eating nothing
Oh oh oh, oh
oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
They don't
even care about my world
Those stupid boys and girls
Never ask
me what I prefer, what I deserve
I'll poison their food, and
then they lose
and then they take a boat to an island so far
where
they'll be a part
of the stupid losing team
If they win, then
I'll lose it
And then we have a new season
All the stupid
maggots
All the
stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots
All the stupid
maggots
All the
stupid maggots
All the stupid maggots
Now put your hands up
Oh oh oh, oh
oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh-oh oh oh oh
If you don't
like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like
my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're
really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you
ain't eating nothing
Oh-oh-oh
If you don't
like my food then you ain't eating nothing
If you don't like
my food then you ain't eating nothing
Don't be mad when you're
really hungry and starving
If you don't like my food then you
ain't eating nothing
Oh-oh-oh
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R&R!
