Title: Words Between Us
Summary: Just some cute and funny conservations (via text) between Lea and Dianna (achele) Rated T (just to be safe) for language and maybe some suggestive themes.
Pairing: Lea/Dianna (Rachel/Quinn)
Rated: T
Notes: Sometimes these ideas just pop into my head... and I want to write them down, so I will put them in here. I'm straight but i am a hardcore Faberry and Achele shipper :)
This Conversation: Dianna expresses her lover for Arthur! (her french bull dog in real life for those of you that didnt know). OH and if you get confused, the first song Di sings goes to the tune of Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel. And the second song is Ring Around The Rosy.
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING. Just the ideas that pop into my head! Glee and all those things belong to Ryan Murphy, or someone else... just not me.
My lady di- Arthur, Arthur, Arthur! I made him out of clay! And when he is done in ready, Arthur and me shall play! WOO!
Lea Love- Di, people really shouldnt get drunk in the mornings, its not healthy…
My lady di- I am drunk though, ON LOVEE!
Lea Love- Aww thanks babe :)
My lady di- Not you! The young handsome man I was just singing about.
Lea Love- ….your dog?
My lady di- Duh.
Lea Love- oh I see how it is
My lady di- Don't be grumpy, just because you've been replaced doesn't mean we can't play!
Lea Love- not fair! He is by default cuter than me! He is a dog! Faithful! Loyal! He barks! I PROTEST!
My lady di- Times are tough Lea, I've moved on. I found a man who can give me what I need. Simple.
Lea Love- oh yeah? What's that?
My lady di- PUPPIES!
Lea Love- what?
My lady di- My darling little good boy knocked up the neighbors dog! I get puppies, I get puppies. Puppies, puppies, we all fall down!
Lea Love- what the fuck! I have big brown eyes, I WILL bark if I have too! This is crap! I will not have some dog, a MAN dog, take away MY woman!
My lady di- …. Can you give me puppies?
Lea Love- well, no. but I can clean! And worship you! Take me back please! I can change!
My lady di- Hmm, I don't know…
Lea Love- dianna!
My lady di- That's my name.
Lea Love- bark… :(
My lady di- No puppies, no love.
Lea Love- youre a puppy whore. You cant be happy with the puppies youre already getting, you'll just want more and more and more until youre precious little arthur is known as the baby daddy to all the little pouches around you! And when you are being buried alive by all these little, malnourished puppies, guess who wont be there to dig you out? ME. PUPPY WHORE!
My lady di- That's okay, I can deal.
Lea Love- dianna! I love you!
My lady di- Hmm… okay.
Lea Love- okay what?
My lady di- Well, I guess you and Arthur can find some way to share my love. But I have to tell you, the whole puppies thing, its pretty awesome.
Lea Love- I can give you more than just puppies, I guarantee you that that dog will never be as good in the sheets as I am!
My lady di- …This is true.
Lea Love- So you love me?
My lady di- Ehh.
Lea Love- dianna.
My lady di- Yes of course Lea, I love you so much that sometimes it hurts.
Lea Love- what a good puppy whore x3
Hey guys... once again i would just like to say how much your reviews mean to me! keep them coming as well as SUGGESTIONS! i am going to try my best to get most of them down in a conversation whether its giving them their own convo or combining them... idk but bear with me! thanks for all of the support! xoxo
all mistakes are mine...heh.
next conversation will have a little bit of a post concert freak out!
