Me: H-Hello everyone…

Sakura's Inner: Why the hell are you hiding under a table?

Me: Everyone wants to kill me because I haven't updated in a long time

Sakura's Inner: You're retarded *walks off*

Me: NUUUUUUUUU I NEED SOMEONE TO SAY THE DISCLAIMER!

Sasori: *just happens to be walking by, sighs, then comes up* Cookie-imouto does not own Naruto, My Chemical Romance, Enrique Iglesias, Ingrid Michaelson, Titanic, How to Train Your Dragon, Zombieland, Amityville Horror, Toy Story 3, Eiffel 65, or any songs mentioned in this chapter

Me: THANK YOU SO MUCH, SASORI-KUN!

Sasori: Hn

Me: I-Itachi?

Sasori: No, I just don't feel like talking to you

Me: *whimpers* you're so mean to me Sasori-kun. Also, this takes place a month after the last chapter. I'm trying to make it longer, so she's still 14. And if you don't read this Author's Note than I hope you get confused because you people SHOULD read the Author's Note.

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Sakura stood in her room; just randomly listening to her iPod, which as an added note, the song was Parachute by Ingrid Michaelson. She was finally having a sleepover with all the girls, after some heavy begging and a few bribes on Konan's part; she got Pein to agree to have a sleepover. Admittedly, Sakura was freaking out, considering the fact the entirety of the Akatsuki consisted of perverts and there was a high possibility of them being peeped on. Konan promised she'd keep them all on a tight leash, but Sakura still need to have her guard up just in case. Sakura thought about the previous month, she never knew the Akatsuki had felt that way about her, in fact, it kinda freaked her out.

Sakura still felt like crying about it. Sakura sighed, getting bored of the current song playing, so she changed it to the next one on shuffle. Sakura almost squealed in delight, it was Tonight by Enrique Iglesias. Sakura danced along to one of her favorite songs, sure it was a little dirty, but that was part of the reason she liked it so much. The clean version just wasn't the same. Suddenly Hidan walked in to see Sakura dancing around like a maniac in only an undershirt and pajama pants, and the undershirt was riding up…yeah…Sakura didn't even notice she was so absorbed by the song.

"Please excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fucking you," Sakura sang, horribly off-key. (A/N I hate fics where Sakura is a Mary-Sue and I also hate when Sakura is bad at everything. So she'll have her talents at art and sports, but music…not so much.)

Hidan just stared at her in shock, not sure whether to be frightened or turned-on. Now, Hidan being Hidan, he was leaning towards turned-on. It was then Sakura realized there was another presence in the room. For about five consecutive seconds Sakura just stood there staring at Hidan while the song played in the background. Awkward silence, gay baby is born. Sakura blinked and then her face went completely red and she screamed. It was so loud the entire house rattled.

"GET OUT YOU SADISTIC PERVERT!" Sakura shrieked, pushed him roughly out of her room and slammed the door shut. She sighed and locked it while she changed into some more…appropriate clothes. It was about time she got dressed anyways. Sakura picked out a black tank-top with a blue jacket, some blue shorts and some black leggings. Along with, of course, some undergarments.

Sakura set all of these down on her bathroom counter and turned on the hot water for a shower. Sakura stripped and shuddered a bit, thinking about how only a month before there had been cameras in that very bathroom, and who knows how many horny guys watched her. Well, Sakura refused to ever let them see her like that again.

'Outer…I MISS GAARA!'

'You think I don't too, but we have a sleepover today'

'What's one short date gonna do?'

'Inner, you know for a fact I can't do that'

'And why, why, why not?'

'Because…'

'AHA NO ANSWER SO GO ON A DATE WITH OUR SEX GOD!'

'That sure is odd…you usually only refer to Akatsuki as sex-gods…'

'Well whatever, get outta the damn shower and find Gaara'

'Fine, fine' So Sakura finished up her rather short shower and changed into her clothes. She had to admit, she did look rather awesome. Sakura decided to blow dry her hair, and then head out. She did miss Gaara, so maybe they could go out on a quick date or something. Sakura finished drying her pink hair and tied it up in a sloppy ponytail. She quickly shoved on some converse and ran out the door, barely acknowledging the people around her. Sakura quickly ran over to the Sabaku mansion and knocked on the door, Temari was the one to answer.

"Well Hola Sakura, what brings you to our humble abode?" Temari joked and Sakura laughed, Temari's quizzical way of speaking was quite refreshing compared to 'And I was like whatever and she was like NOWAI and I was like…' Can you guess who that was?

"Actually, I was wondering if Gaara was here." Sakura said.

"Gaara…come to think of it, Gaara said he was going on a date with you and I think he went to the park," Temari said, thinking back on her little brother.

"That's…odd, I'll go find him. Thanks Temari-chan, I'll see you tonight," Sakura yelled as she ran off. Temari stared after Sakura, getting a horrible feeling for one of her best friends. As for Sakura she was already at the park after running a long while and gasped at what she saw. Gaara didn't notice her but she sure as hell noticed him…with another girl. For one thing, she was pretty with short brown hair and shiny brown eyes. They seemed to be having a good time kissing and whatnot. Tears filled the pink-haired girls eyes, she'd been dating Gaara for more than and year and he was cheating on her…how long had that been going on?

Now Sakura being Sakura wasn't one to just run off like a frightened little bunny, no, she was going to give Gaara a piece of her mind right in front of that girl.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, GAARA?" Sakura yelled as she walked into their view. Gaara didn't usually have that many facial expressions, but this one seemed almost…afraid. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"

"Sakura…this isn't what it looks like," he tried to reason, praying that she hadn't seen them kissing.

"OH SO WHAT WOULD YOU CALL ALL THAT SMOOCHING RIGHT THERE?" Sakura shrieked and fought back tears.

'Outer, let me out…let me out RIGHT NOW'

'No inner, I can handle this'

"S-Sakura try to understand-" Gaara began.

"UNDERSTAND WHAT? THAT THIS ENTIRE TIME YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME? I FEEL LIKE A FOOL YOU TWO-FACED CHEATING WHORE," Sakura screamed at the top of her lungs while fighting back tears.

"Sakura-"

"DON'T YOU DARE SAKURA ME, IT'S OVER BETWEEN US! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN!" Sakura yelled and punched him right in the nose, there was a disgusting crunching noise but Sakura didn't care she just walked off. Once she was out of seeing range she broke into a run until she got back to the house. Even then, she didn't wanna break down in front of the guys. She was pissed at Gaara but she didn't want him to DIE either. So instead, she went to the only reliable person she could. She ran straight into Konan's room.

"Konan-chan!" Sakura cried and just fell apart.

"S-Sakura-chan…what's wrong?" the blue-haired woman said concerned and gave Sakura a hug.

"Gaara was cheating on me!" Sakura cried. Konan froze…oh hell no.

"He did what," Konan said and started twitching.

"He was kissing another girl in the park," Sakura sobbed.

"PEIN!" Konan roared. Now Pein recognized this voice, it was the "you better haul-ass and do what I say or else something very important will be missing when you wake up" voice. Pein hurried up to Konan's room, normally, Pein wasn't one to take orders, but come on that voice was fucking scary. He opened the door to the sight of a blubbering Sakura and a pissed off Konan.

"Sakura, what happened?" Pein asked completely concerned.

"Never mind that, run down to the store and buy mint-chocolate chip ice-cream and two rolls of cookie dough," Konan ordered. Pein lingered for a moment but Konan gave him the most bone-chilling glare so he left. Konan closed the door and let Sakura cry on her shoulder.

"How could he do that to me, was I not good enough?" Sakura cried.

"Gaara was an asshole; you know…we could mess him up like we did to Zero…" Konan laughed evilly thinking of one of Ino's ex's who had cheated on her.

"No, I'm not like Ino; I don't want him to be mentally scarred!" Sakura sobbed.

"Oh he was more than mentally scarred," Konan chuckled. Sakura sent Konan the look at she became serious again. "Sakura listen to me…do you still love him?"

"No, how could I love him after he did that to me," Sakura growled.

"Are you sure?" Konan asked. Sakura thought.

'What do you think, inner, do we still love him'

'I'd love to kick is sorry ass'

'Well, that settles it'

"I'm positive I don't love him anymore," Sakura answered truthfully.

"Then why are you crying over his sorry ass? If you still loved him he'd deserve those tears but if you don't love him then he shouldn't matter to you," Konan said. Sakura grinned; Konan was so wise, she was right, of course.

"Wait...if you knew you could cheer me up by just saying that then why did you have Pein buy all of that stuff?" Sakura asked.

"For your sleepover tonight, of course," Konan said cheerfully. Sakura smiled at Konan's crazy antics. She already felt ten times better and it had only been about 15 minutes since she'd seen Gaara macking on another girl. Suddenly Pein arrived with all of the stuff.

"Sakura! What was wrong?" Pein asked frantically.

"It's a girl thing, you wouldn't understand," Sakura said and rolled her eyes at Pein with a light smile. Sakura still felt tenderness in her heart, but in time it would heal, after all, there was no point in dwelling on the break-up. Besides, if she stayed all depressed certainly her boys would put 2 and 2 together and she'd have to be going to a funeral. Pein looked like he was about to blow a gasket but before he could Sakura just walked into Sasori's room. It wasn't very well lit and he was hunched over his puppet making desk where he was, obviously, making a puppet.

"Hey Sasori-kun, why is it so dark in here?" Sakura asked and flipped the light switch on. Sasori visibly tensed; after all, he had been in the dark so long that the light was uncomfortable.

"Hello, Sakura-chan," he said as politely as he could. Sakura laughed half-heartedly, sensing his discomfort.

"So, what's this puppet of?" Sakura asked, peering over his shoulder. It looked like it was made more combat with blades and whatnot. "It looks cool." Sakura said in awe and then tried to press a random button. "What does this button do?"

"No Sakura wai-" but it was too late, Sakura had already pressed the button and at least twenty kunai came shooting into the air. Sasori covered Sakura's body with his own and all the kunai came raining down, cutting Sasori pretty bad. Sakura just stared up at him in shock.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry…" Sakura choked out and couldn't stop staring at the cuts on Sasori's body.

"Its fine Sakura, just be more careful," he grunted and got up.

"No, it isn't fine Sasori, I could've killed you; if you hadn't dodged in time all of those kunai would've stabbed you in the face," Sakura growled. "I'll nurse your wounds." Sakura literally disappeared out the door and reappeared with a first aid kit. Sakura grabbed his arm and started cleaning the wounds, which, because of the burning, he hissed sharply at. After that, she bandaged them.

Suddenly Sakura's phone went off; it was Gaara's ringtone Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. Sakura glared at her phone, making a mental note to change it to Kiss n Tell by Ke$ha. She wasn't sure whether to answer him or not but eventually she gave in and answered.

"Hello?" Sakura asked dryly.

"Sakura, I'm so sorry," Gaara apologized.

"Save it, it's not gonna do you any good," Sakura rolled her eyes and glanced at Sasori who was staring at her strangely.

"Please, give me another chance," he begged. Sakura snorted, as if.

"You had your chance, so do me a favor and leave me alone," Sakura sneered and snapped her phone shut. Only seconds later did the same ringtone play again.

"IF YOU CALL ME AGAIN I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOUR NUMBER!" Sakura roared and furiously left a curious looking Sasori's room. Sakura sighed and left Sasori's room, she had to prepare for the sleepover anyways. For one thing she needed to clean her room; it would be quite embarrassing if she left things as they were now. Not that her room was dirty or anything, but to Sakura in her perfectionist ways…it was pure disaster. For another thing, she had to give all the guys a lecture about not peeping because then her friends would never come back. She had to have another nice long cry about Gaara, and she had to set up a song playlist for her friends. Not to mention she had to rent a bunch of DVDs for them to watch. Sakura stared at her seemingly clean looking room with disgusted eyes. In her eyes, it was a pigsty. Stupid Sakura. Well after about an hour of good long cleaning Sakura decided it was about time she gave the lecture. Sakura walked carefully into the living room where Kisame was happily laughing at a random TV show. Sakura calmly turned it off which resulted in a very angry Kisame.

"What the hell, Sakura? I was watching iCarly" he glared at the pink haired girl. Sakura just calmly stared at him and opened her mouth to say something.

"EVERYBODY BETTER GET THEIR ASSES DOWN HERE IF THEY VALUE THEIR LIFE!" Sakura shrieked. Sakura couldn't remember ever being so angry when nobody came downstairs. Sakura furiously walked up the stairs and slammed open Deidara's door where he was stupidly mixing clays together. He looked over to see a dangerous looking Sakura standing in his doorway.

"Get downstairs…now," she whispered furiously. He quickly scattered out his door, passed Sakura and pretty much skittered downstairs. Now, imagine this process repeated on all remaining Akatsuki members. Which brought them all to the current situation, all of them in the living room with Sakura in the center.

"Alright everyone, you're probably wondering why you're all down here. If you were smarter you could probably figure out why. The answer is simple; I want you to stay out of my friends and my business during my sleepover. In other words, if I catch you guys harassing, peeping, or anything else of the sort. Well let's just say the consequences will be dire," Sakura explained in the most frightening tone of all, emotionlessly.

"Whatever, Sakura," Hidan said and rolled his eyes. He smirked at the thought of that morning; yes that was a pleasant sight for Hidan.

"Just beware," Sakura shrugged nonchalantly and left back upstairs. It was an understatement to say the Akatsuki didn't care. They weren't afraid of Sakura, if anything she should fear them. As for Sakura she didn't feel like crying for Gaara anymore. It was odd, she just had a huge break-up and she didn't care about him anymore. It should've taken her days to not wanna cry when she heard his name. But now she didn't want to. Sakura could only conclude this as she never really loved him; well Sakura found this a good time to have a random conversation with inner.

'So, inner…this conversation is totally pointless'

'Then why the hell are we talking?'

'I-I don't know…I DON'T FUCKING KNOW OKAY? I BLAME THE WRITER!'

'Language, Language dear Outer'

'Funny how you're the one who taught me all those bad words'

'That's not true and you know it! I'm hurt that you think so little of me'

'I'm not surprised inner, why would anyone think highly of you?'

'BITCH'

'Get used to it, if I can't get rid of you than might as well annoy the fuck outta you, right, am I right?'

'No, now shut the fuck up'

'Language, Language dear inner'

'Don't use my own words against me…AND WHY ISN'T INNER CAPATALIZED? I CAPATALIZE OUTER!'

'It's because I'm more important'

'WHY YOU LITTLE-you know what…I'm gonna be the bigger person here'

';3'

'That….made absolutely no sense'

'Well anyways, no more random conversation'

Sakura woke up from her trance and went to her computer. She looked over her iTunes songs, knowing Ino they would HAVE to dance so might as well put in all of her favorite songs. She started off by putting all My Chemical Romance songs known to man, then Enrique Iglesias, then a lot of other random songs. Sakura, content with the playlist decided it was time to go get some movies. She walked into Itachi's room who was LE GASP! Studying.

"Hey Itachi-chan, will you take me to the video store?" Sakura asked boredly. (A/N that's right, I'm not supporting any particular video store. To be honest, I'm more of a Netflix girl but they don't have Netflix so…yeah) He just stared at me for a couple of moments.

"No," he said and went back to studying. Sakura sighed, she had to play the 'sad little sister' act.

"B-But Itachi-nii, p-please, it'll make me super duper happy," Sakura whimpered and you know that DEATH DEFYINGLY adorable face where there are little tears on the side of their HUGE eyes and their lips are pouty and adorable. Yeah, Sakura had that face. Now as for Itachi…he was not prepared for such heavy amount of cuteness so what does an Itachi do when he sees the most adorable face in the history of humanity on the girl he thought was the most adorable thing in humanity unprepared. Why an Itachi still says no! Why? Because he's an Itachi.

"No," he said again. Sakura was shocked.

"Fine you jerk have it your way," Sakura snapped and left off to Sasori's room knowing he'd take her. "Hey Sasori, will you please take me to the video store?" He looked down at his puppet, grunted and then got up from his seat.

"Fine," he said.

"THANK YOU SASORI-KUN! AT LEAST SOMEBODY IN THIS HOUSE HAS HEART! AS A REWARD FOR BEING SO KIND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A KISS! A BIG, FAT, SLOPPY KISS! WITH TONGUE!" Sakura yelled loud enough for Itachi to hear. In only mere seconds a furious, frantic looking Itachi stood in the doorway. Leaving Sakura and Sasori to wonder how he'd gotten there so fast.

"You aren't kissing anybody, Sakura," he growled and grabbed Sakura by the arm and started dragging her out.

"What are you doing?" Sakura asked.

"I'm taking you to the video store," Itachi said with passion. Sakura could've laughed it was so funny, how worked up these guys good get.

"Ja ne, Sasori-chan," Sakura was barely able to mask her laughter that time. When Sakura and Itachi arrived at the video store Itachi was still angry. "Why are you so pissy, Itachi-chan? It's not like I was actually going to kiss him."

"Then why did you say that…and stop calling me Itachi-chan," he growled, his eyes flashing red. Scary but…sexy.

"Because I knew you'd never let it happen, I said it to get back at you for refusing to take me here," she answered nonchalantly. Realization struck Itachi like a ton of feathers, he'd been tricked…by Sakura. He never thought he'd see the day. (A/N Itachi…you're retarded. She's tricked you before, remember the car?)

"Sakura…you will pay for this," he said without a hint of emotion.

"Oh, I'm so afraid, Itachi-chan," Sakura rolled her eyes and then skipped over to the movies. She grabbed every movie she saw, which happened to be Zombieland, Toy Story 3, How to Train Your Dragon, Amityville Horror (her favorite scary movie, mind you), and the most overrated chick-flick of all time Titanic. (A/N I am NOT dissing on Titanic, I loved that movie and bawled in all sorts of places, but, it is overrated ((to me)) and unrealistic. I mean come on people, if you look it up. The water they'd been in on that night was 28 degrees F and -2 degrees C but statistically speaking if you were in water that cold you would only survive for a couple of minutes. Especially when idle. Rose was in that water for more than a couple minutes barely moving. There was no possible way for her to live. I am just saying, I'm not trying to ruin Titanic for anyone. I do love that movie though…it's like the greatest chick-flick of all time which is why it's overrated. Sorry for the shit long Author's Note. Please don't get mad at me for talking about Titanic like that *hides under table*)

"You can't seriously watch all of those," Itachi rolled his eyes.

"We can if we stay up all night, now come on Itachi-chan and rent me these movies," she shoved the movies up in his face. Itachi stared down at her emotionlessly. As they neared the check-out counter Sakura gasped. There was a poster for a contest the record stores were holding, to win four front row seats and backstage passes to the My Chemical Romance. It only cost $20 to enter the contest and you can do it at any store that was promoting it. "Itachi-nii, Itachi-nii, Itachi-nii! Please, Please, Please let me enter this contest!" she pointed frantically with her eyes closed in that weird anime X formation with a huge mouth as her finger pointed all over the place at the sign.

"No," he answered. Now Sakura really did have tears in her eyes.

"Please, Itachi, I am begging you," she whimpered for once acting serious.

"It's just a waste of money you're not going to win," he stated blandly.

"I really don't care, just give me the chance and I'll be happy. It says today is the last day to enter. They give you a ticket with a number on it and tomorrow on live TV they'll announce the winning number and if you have it all you have to do is go to your local record store and then they give them to you for free because they're already selling them there," Sakura explained.

"Fine," Itachi grunted and rented the movies for her. "We'd also like to join that contest." He blandly pointed at the sign.

"Ok fine," he said and handed them a ticket as Itachi handed the guy a $20. He gave the ticket to Sakrua where she proceeding in holding it up to her heart. She kissed and glared at the ticket.

"You will win," she hissed and focused all her energy on that ticket, it read 445261. Itachi just shook his head at her as he dragged her. Well, when they got back, everything was all set. And just in time too, because Ino was, obviously, the first to arrive about 20 seconds after Itachi and Sakura got back.

"HEYA FOREHEAD!" Ino yelled in her obnoxious voice.

"Oh hey pig, I knew I smelled bacon," Sakura chuckled. Ino glared at her and slapped her upside the head.

"Watch what you say around true beauties, such as myself," Ino giggled jokingly.

"Narcissist much?" TenTen snorted as she walked through the door.

"Mickey!" Sakura squealed in joy and threw her arms around the bun-headed girl.

"What did I tell you about calling me that?" TenTen snapped.

"Sorry, Sorry Minnie," Sakura laughed. TenTen just glared at Sakura but shook her head.

"Well, we still have Hinata, Temari, and Haku to wait for," Sakura sighed and cringed a little at the thought of Temari. She still loved Temari, obviously, but it was difficult now.

"WHY WOULD YOU INVITE HAKU!" Ino shrieked just as Haku with his cute innocent eyes walked in. Sakura wrapped her arms around him with tears in her eyes.

"Because Haku is my bestest friend and I love him," Sakura whimpered. Suddenly Pein appeared with the angriest face available.

"I thought you said you were only inviting girls," Pein hissed.

"Oh calm down Pein, Haku is gay," Sakura waved him off.

"How do you know he isn't lying, guys have done that before," Pein explained, paranoid.

"He has a boyfriend, Pein, don't be so overprotective," Sakura rolled her eyes and pushed Pein outta the picture. Temari was the next to arrive.

"SAKURA I AM SO SORRY! I'LL FUCKING KILL THAT HALF-WITTED PANDA!" Temari roared. Everyone except Sakura gave Temari a strange look.

"I'll explain later," Sakura sighed, everyone but Ino nodded.

"WHAT? I WANNA KNOW NOW!" Ino complained.

"No, now shut up pig," Sakura snapped and glared at Ino. This was a touchy subject for her. "Hey, Haku, I signed up for this My Chemical Romance contest and if I win the tickets to you wanna come with me?"

"I'd love to," he smiled.

"WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU INVITE ME, FOREHEAD?" Ino asked in rage.

"You hate My Chemical Romance," TenTen stated and picked at her nails, it was really only Haku and Sakura who were fans.

"That doesn't mean I don't wanna go, everyone in that band is hot," Ino grumbled. Temari just shook her head at the blonde's antics. Then, Hinata arrived. She looked quite nervous, especially when she saw Haku standing there in all his boyish glory.

"S-Sorry, have I k-kept you a-all wai-waiting?" she stuttered with a light blush.

"Of course not, Hina-chan, you're right on time!" Sakura cheered and wrapped her arm around Hinata's shoulder.

"Well, now that everyone's here, what do we do?" Ino asked.

"I don't know, what do you guys wanna do?" Sakura asked and picked at her nails. Ino grinned evilly as an idea struck her.

"C'mon everyone, let's go put on our swimsuits, I got an idea," Ino chuckled. Sakura got a bad feeling but nonetheless did as Ino said. After they were all successfully changed they followed Ino into the backyard, Sakura's eyes went wide when she saw Ino pick up the hose.

"Oh shit," TenTen muttered.

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Meanwhile, with Sasuke who just so happened to be passing by the Akatsuki house (A/N stalkerish pervert…according to Microsoft word stalkerish isn't a word…CURSES!) heard screams and laughter coming from the backyard. Now Sasuke being the pervert he was peered over the fence to see the sight of five girls in bikini's and one guy being sprayed with the hose. Only one of these females caught Sasuke's attention and that female was Haruno Sakura. Her hair was damp and stringy from the water and she couldn't stop laughing. The only one who wasn't covered in water was Ino who was holding the hose. Sakura kept grabbing for it but Ino would just spray her to get her away. Now, given the sight, the pervertish Sasuke got an instant nosebleed. He pouted as all of the girls went back inside. Ino threw the hose, still running, behind her and it affectively sprayed water all over Sasuke's face as she turned the water off.

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It would be an understatement to say the girls and Haku weren't mad at Ino, even if they did have fun. Sakura smacked Ino upside the head.

"Ow, what the hell was that for, Forehead," Ino cringed, Sakura had some mad strength and even when using little strength, her hits hurt like a bitch.

"That was for getting us all wet with the stupid hose, and in the end you never even got wet, pig," Sakura rolled her eyes as they all followed her upstairs. After they all successfully changed back into their original clothes and hung up their swimsuits. Once again, Ino went to Sakura's computer and clicked on the playlist. Instantly, the song I'm Blue by Eiffel 65. Ino burst out laughing; it had been forever since they'd heard this song. Ino, being oddly a good rave dancer started dancing. They all laughed at Ino's crazy-ass dance moves.

"I think you all know what this means!" Ino exclaimed and grabbed all of Sakura's accessories, make-up, and girliest clothes.

"I suppose we're doing makeovers then," Sakrua sighed but then smirked, "I CALL HAKU!" Sakura grabbed onto the boy.

"Well, I call Sakura," TenTen grabbed onto the pink-haired girl.

"I want Temari," Ino cheered.

"I-I'll have TenTen," Hinata stuttered.

"I'll do you, Hinata," Temari promised.

"And I'll do you Ino," Haku promised.

'Tee Hee, they said do you'

'You disgust me'

"Alright Haku come here," Sakura patted the spot in front of the mirror. Sakura took the boy's hair out of its bun and started combing it out with her favorite comb. "Wow, your hair is actually really long."

"Thank you, Sakura-chan," Haku smiled. Sakura plugged her curling iron in with a smirk.

"Haku, I'm going to make you so hot that every straight guy out there is going to want to change sexuality," Sakura grinned. Haku smiled at his pink-haired friend. She curled his long black hair in tight little ringlets and then tied it up in a sloppy ponytail so that a couple of curls framed his face. He already looked beautiful and she hadn't even applied any make-up yet. Sakura sighed in ecstasy, Haku was so pretty. She turned Haku around and grabbed her make-up bag. She didn't have much but she had enough. Haven't you ever heard of the saying that less is more? Sakura barely even felt a tugging on her hair and TenTen brushed her hair. Sakura gently applied some eyeliner to her Haku's eyes, it was like but it made his eyes pop. She then applied to mascara to the boy's eyes. Sakura admired her work so far, Haku was looking amazing. All he needed was a little blush so he didn't look dead and something for his lips. So that's just what Sakura did. Sakura had to admit Haku looked JUST like a girl, and it kinda freaked her out. Sakura handed him a pink dress, silently wondering when the hell she'd gotten it.

"Change into this and be careful of your hair," Sakura scorned. Haku nodded and went into the bathroom to change. Well, all the girls were shocked when Haku came out of the restroom. He looked adorable and completely girlish. Sakura chuckled, getting a good idea.

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At this point, all the girl's makeovers were done. So they all crept over to Deidara's room in which Sakura knocked on the door and patiently waited for him to answer it. When he did, Sakura almost laughed but she held it back.

"Hey Deidara-chan, I wanted you to meet my friend. You two haven't met before, Deidara this is Haku," Sakura giggled and gestured to the boy who looked like a very attractive girl. Sakura took notice of Deidara's blush and she almost lol'd…almost. As for Deidara, he had to admit that Haku was attractive but the boy wasn't what caught his attention, it was Sakura. She was wearing the same white dress from her 13th birthday and had two little ribbons coming out of her hair. "Oh and by the way, Haku is a guy." Sakura left with her friends while holding back her laughter, leaving a shocked/embarrassed Deidara behind her.

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Now, the girls had moved onto the movies and were bawling at Toy Story 3.

"No, Andy don't leave them, they love you!" Ino bawled. Temari just stared at Ino.

"Ino-chan…they'll be happier with the little girl, they'll get played with all the time," TenTen sighed. Sakura was crying too.

"I know that, but it's still sad," Sakura cried and both the blonde and the pink-haired girl latched onto each other and cried.

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"Y-You g-guys, I'm s-scared," Hinata whimpered while the watched Amityville Horror.

"I am too, Hinata-chan. I'll never understand how Forehead likes this stuff," Ino whispered back to Hinata.

"Oh shut up Pig," Sakura rolled her eyes.

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"NO JACK DON'T DIE!" Haku bawled as all the other girl's cried in agreement.

"Rose needs you," Temari cried.

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"…Damn that is one fucked up clown," TenTen said and pointed at the clown on the screen as they watched Zombieland. Sakura nodded in agreement, that was one fucked up zombie.

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"NO HICCUP YOU CAN'T DIE, TOOTHLESS WILL PROTECT YOU!" TenTen shrieked.

"TenTen-chan…you've seen this movie like eleven times, I thought you would've realized by now that Hiccup doesn't die," Temari sighed.

"Shut up, Temari," TenTen growled.

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"Hey, I think they're announcing the results!" Sakura yelled and dragged Itachi down the stairs to watch the results with them.

"You're not going to win, Sakura," Itachi sighed.

"You just watch, Itachi, you just watch," Sakura growled.

"Alright, now the winning ticket number and the winner of the My Chemical Romance tickets and backstage passes are…" the man on the screen began. Sakura watched intently and squeezed Haku's hand. "445261!" the man exclaimed. The entire room was silent and she kept looking down at her ticket and up at the screen.

"I WON! HA IN YOUR FACE ITACHI!" Sakrua exclaimed.

"I cannot believe it," Itachi grumbled and returned back upstairs.

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It was time for everyone to return to their respectful homes and it was only Haku and Sakura left. Sakura and Haku were happily listening to My Chemical Romance songs when Haku decided he needed to get back home.

"Oh, by the way Sakura, before I go, there's probably something I should tell you…" Haku began; Sakura listened to what he had to say intently. "Well, I'm not gay, I'm bi." Sakura's mouth was hanging wide open and he gave her a light peck on the cheek before disappearing out the door. Only seconds later did Sakrua process what had just happened.

"HAKU…I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Sakura's voice rattled throughout the house.

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Me: Well, that's it, not too many couple moments. Slight HakuxSakura…lol!

Sasori: WHY DIDN'T YOU LET HER KISS ME?

Me: The kissing will come all in good time, Sasori-kun

Sasori: I hope it starts happening fast

Me: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Well, anyways, I'm sorry it took me so long to post a new chapter. Let me explain what happened. Well, you see my best friend Jordan is a chronic anime hater but whenever I went to sleep at her house I'd bring my Death Note books and we'd make fun of people's faces. She, naturally, liked Light, because he is pretty darn attractive. I explained to her why I hated him and she's like "he sounds like a good person". So eventually she asked me to show her the anime and then she finished the series, and she fell in love with Near and stuff but that's beside the point. When I was re-watching Death Note, well you could say I became obsessed and I lost interest in Naruto. Every time I tried to write a chapter it came out like shit, plus, I never actually felt like writing a chapter. I literally wrote and rewrote chapters about 6 times. So after I read a couple of fanfics I got my inspiration back. And I wrote this over the course of about two days. I'm really sorry about the 3 MONTH WAIT! That was unfair on my behalf plus I've started a lot of new fics, which I shouldn't be doing until I've at least updated. I'm sorry for the long wait. Also, I know I said I was going to make this cosplay chapter but only two people voted so I changed my mind. Ok, now as for couples…

Itachi: 28

Deidara: 25

Sasori: 24

Hidan: 14

Tobi (NOT MADARA! Madara comes in later): 9

Kakuzu: 6

Zetsu: 3

Oh and in case you're wondering, I look at more than just the polls, I look at reviews and PMs. Plus, I ask my buddies and they get a say too. Also, if you want a couple moment, feel free to ask. But just not in review, in PM. Ok, and if you have any ideas about the next chapter, I'd really appreciate it. Thank you. OH AND FAN-ART! Please, I will do anything for a piece of fan-art! I will write you a long one-shot of any couple about anything you want! Even if it's Yaoi and I'll even write lemons if somebody gives me fan-art. If you do give me fan-art, I will give you all of that, all you have to do is PM the link to it and I will put it on my profile page and everything. I'll change it to the profile picture, okay? I REALLY WANT FAN-ART!