Light Ryuzaki Show!
Episode 8
Brian: ._. Let me get this straight. It's me and Zeko and Fancy Tran High right?
Bri: YES NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Brian: Alright! Snow!
Snow: -.- this is another episode of the Light Ryuzaki Show bitches!
Brian: LANGUAGE!
Snow: XD!
Light: How long are we gonna be in here?!
L: *Looks out window* Maybe it is broken.
Light: L!
L: It's a possibility!
Light: ._. Mommy?
L: XD you pussy!
Light: SHUT UP! I hate ferris wheels!
L: XD Stopppp bi-
Light: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE COULD BE STUCK IN HERE FOR LIFE! CALL SOMEONE!
L: . We'll be fine.
Light: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
Meanwhile . . .
Mello: ._. I really wa-
Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP MELLOOOO!
Near: O_O
Mello: ._. Yes, Matty.
Matt: DON'T CALL ME MATTY RIGHT NOW! YOU'VE WASTED MY MONEY I'VE BEEN SAVING ON VIDEO GAMES AND CONDOMS!
Mello: tmi . . . tmi
Near: XD
Matt: *answers phone* Yes?
Mello: Who's that?
Matt: Hey, L. Trapped in the ferris wheel? XD Light's bitchin' again!
Near: ._. shiiiiii
Meanwhile . . . Again
L: Yes, so we may be late.
Light: LATE?! WE MAY END UP DEAD!
L: And Light's overreacting.
Light: BITCH MY LIFE IS ON THE FUCKIN' LINE! *looks out window*
Man on speaker thing: I'M SORRY PASSENGERS, THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR ON THE FERRIS WHEEL!
Light: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE!
L: *sighs and hangs up* Please, Light-kun, calm your tits.
Light: I DON'T HAVE ANY!
L: .-. then those must be pecs.
Light: . DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST!
L: .-. you're a guy!
Light: AND?! IT'S CALLED SEXUAL HARRASMENT AND YOU'RE DOING IT!
Two hours later . . .
L: *yawns* God . . .
Light: It's been two hours!
L: XD wanna make out!
Light: BITCH! I AIN'T GAY!
L: -.- you sure?
Light: O_O
L: XD got youuuuuuu
Light: fuck you!
L: Well anyway, I was serious.
Light: -.- well no.
L: Too bad! *kisses Light
Light: MMMMMM!
Meanwhile . . .
*Mello, Matt, and Near looking up at the ferris wheel*
Matt: IT'S BEEN FOREVER AND WHERE'S WATARI!
Mello: Who knows.
Near: Old man's probably stripping somewhere across the street drunk by now.
Mello: That's too crazy for Watari.
Meanwhile with Watari . . .
Watari: *Dancing on a pole swinging his shirt around* WOO! ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN!
Crowd: WATARI WATARI WATARI!
Brian: This was short, but Bri just wanted you all to "wait"
Snow: XD enjoy the suspense!
Brian: . Oh yes.
