Light Ryuzaki Show!

Episode 8

Brian: ._. Let me get this straight. It's me and Zeko and Fancy Tran High right?

Bri: YES NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Brian: Alright! Snow!

Snow: -.- this is another episode of the Light Ryuzaki Show bitches!

Brian: LANGUAGE!

Snow: XD!

Light: How long are we gonna be in here?!

L: *Looks out window* Maybe it is broken.

Light: L!

L: It's a possibility!

Light: ._. Mommy?

L: XD you pussy!

Light: SHUT UP! I hate ferris wheels!

L: XD Stopppp bi-

Light: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE COULD BE STUCK IN HERE FOR LIFE! CALL SOMEONE!

L: . We'll be fine.

Light: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!

Meanwhile . . .

Mello: ._. I really wa-

Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP MELLOOOO!

Near: O_O

Mello: ._. Yes, Matty.

Matt: DON'T CALL ME MATTY RIGHT NOW! YOU'VE WASTED MY MONEY I'VE BEEN SAVING ON VIDEO GAMES AND CONDOMS!

Mello: tmi . . . tmi

Near: XD

Matt: *answers phone* Yes?

Mello: Who's that?

Matt: Hey, L. Trapped in the ferris wheel? XD Light's bitchin' again!

Near: ._. shiiiiii

Meanwhile . . . Again

L: Yes, so we may be late.

Light: LATE?! WE MAY END UP DEAD!

L: And Light's overreacting.

Light: BITCH MY LIFE IS ON THE FUCKIN' LINE! *looks out window*

Man on speaker thing: I'M SORRY PASSENGERS, THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR ON THE FERRIS WHEEL!

Light: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE!

L: *sighs and hangs up* Please, Light-kun, calm your tits.

Light: I DON'T HAVE ANY!

L: .-. then those must be pecs.

Light: . DON'T LOOK AT MY CHEST!

L: .-. you're a guy!

Light: AND?! IT'S CALLED SEXUAL HARRASMENT AND YOU'RE DOING IT!

Two hours later . . .

L: *yawns* God . . .

Light: It's been two hours!

L: XD wanna make out!

Light: BITCH! I AIN'T GAY!

L: -.- you sure?

Light: O_O

L: XD got youuuuuuu

Light: fuck you!

L: Well anyway, I was serious.

Light: -.- well no.

L: Too bad! *kisses Light

Light: MMMMMM!

Meanwhile . . .

*Mello, Matt, and Near looking up at the ferris wheel*

Matt: IT'S BEEN FOREVER AND WHERE'S WATARI!

Mello: Who knows.

Near: Old man's probably stripping somewhere across the street drunk by now.

Mello: That's too crazy for Watari.

Meanwhile with Watari . . .

Watari: *Dancing on a pole swinging his shirt around* WOO! ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN!

Crowd: WATARI WATARI WATARI!

Brian: This was short, but Bri just wanted you all to "wait"

Snow: XD enjoy the suspense!

Brian: . Oh yes.