Wanted

"This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong! Oooh, why am I watching this again?" Kia wailed, a pillow drawn up on her knees so that only her eyes peeked over.

Kerra glanced at Kia , who sat on the sofa between Kadaj and Yazoo. "You always do this Kia! And the next day you're always able to get into the ocean no problem!" She sighed, annoyed.

"Yeah but this time I seriously think I won't be able to go in the water!" Kia whimpered, sinking lower in the sofa cushion as Meg popped into the room, a bowl of popcorn in her hand.

"Took you a while…" Kerra and Yazoo grumbled at the same time, glancing at one another in surprise before folding their arms and beginning to pout.

"It's a big house!" Meg snapped back, handing the popcorn bowl to Kia. Ignoring the empty beanbag next to Kerra, Meg plopped down in front the sofa, choosing to sit against Yazoo's legs instead. Surprised and bewildered, Yazoo turned to look over Kia's head at Kadaj, his face plastered with uncertainty. Being the ever helpful brother/leader that he was, Kadaj simply gave his elder brother a cheeky smile and a thumbs up. From her beanbag, Kerra frowned, shaking her head. "I can't believe I was just beaten out by Yazoo." She grumbled to herself, evil-eyeing Meg and the remnant. "And it's not even Yazoo, just his legs! Wow, I must really suck…"

"What was that, Kerra?" Meg asked, ignoring Yazoo's surprise.

"Just watch the freaking movie."

"Can I go upstairs for a sec?" Kia asked suddenly, standing on the sofa cushion.

"NO!" Meg and Kerra shouted at the same time. Pouting, Kia plopped back down between Kadaj and Yazoo again. Folding her arms, Kia glared at the TV.

"Uh, why does she want to go upstairs all of a sudden?" Kadaj asked, confused.

Meg grinned. "'Cause she hates this part and never watches it. This is the first time we won't let her leave. Oh," Meg smiled evilly. "And don't let her cover her eyes either." Kadaj's eyes widened in alarm at Meg's evilness. Leaning back so that he could see his brother, Kadaj caught Yazoo's eye. "And I thought we were bad."

"Mh-mm." Yazoo nodded. "At least she's not sitting against your legs." He whispered back.

"You know you like it." Kadaj teased.

"Ahem! I can hear you guys!" Meg announced annoyedly, glaring back at the two remnants and Kia, who was about to pee her pants she was so scared. Instantly Yazoo reddened and Kadaj had to grab Kia's pillow and jam his face into it to smother his laughter. Turning back to the movie, Meg sighed and rolled her eyes.

"Could you really hear them?" Kerra whispered, leaning over so that only Meg could hear her.

Meg shook her head. "Oh hell no." She said, slapping Kerra a five.

"You're like a sour and sweet gummy, you know that?" Kerra joked, grinning.

"And that comment was really unnecessary." Meg said matter-of-factly, turning her attention back to the movie abruptly.

Kerra's eyes narrowed. "Hmph, well it's true…"

It was getting to that part in Jaws where the shark ate the little boy on the raft—Kia's least favorite part. She squeezed her eyes shut as the kid splashed happily into the water and began to paddle. "Hey!" Kerra yelled. "Open your eyes Kia! You have to face your fears!" Kia whimpered, shaking her head, yet opened her eyes. The room was quiet for a moment as everyone watched the little kid paddle away from the shore on his weirdass looking raft. Kadaj couldn't help notice that his arm was practically around Kia's shoulders, and he instantly felt his face turn red. Kia, however, either didn't seem to notice or didn't care. Her eyes were locked onto the screen. The boy had finally stopped paddling.

"This is intense." Yazoo said, his eyes huge. Oh brother (lol) Kadaj thought, rolling his eyes. It was a kid floating on a freakin' raft, how "intense" could it be? (Kadaj hadn't really been paying attention during the movie… and he didn't see the DVD box, so… yeah, he's kind of in the dark on this one…)

All of a sudden, Kia flipped shit. "GET OUT OF THE WATER!" She screamed, leaping to her feet and sending the bowl of popcorn flying.

"Oh God…" Meg and Kerra sighed in unison.

"RUN! OH… er… SWIM! GO! GO! Look at the FIN! The FIN! WAAAAAAAAAH!" Leaping from the couch, Kia literally landed running and flung herself out the nearest door. Popcorn rained down on remaining four, and Meg dorkily tipped back her head and caught a piece in her mouth.

"Cool!" Kadaj said.

"Easily. Amused." Kerra and Yazoo muttered under their breath. The two heard each other and gave one another WTF glares.

Kadaj glanced back at the door that Kia had disappeared through. That was crazy! He'd never seen anybody every freak out like that! Well, except for Loz after Yazoo had "accidentally" tripped him into the water surrounding their base in the Forgotten City… Only that had involved a lot more crying…

"Um, is she gonna be okay?" Yazoo asked, sounding both puzzled and worried.

Catching another piece of popcorn in her mouth, Meg shrugged. "Eh, she does it all the time when we watch movies like this—"

"—You guys should have seen her when we watched A Nightmare on Elmstreet!" Kerra cut in, causing both her and Meg to break down into hysterical giggles while Kadaj and Yazoo shared an all too familiar look of confusion.

"But why'd she freak out over this movie?" Yazoo asked, eyeing the TV for a moment. "I still don't really see what's so scary about—" Suddenly a shark bigger than two of Kia's jeeps leapt out of the water, snatched the little boy off of his raft, and quickly re-submerged. Everyone in the water began to panic. Kadaj, who'd never seen anything like a shark before (and who had no idea what was going on in the movie up until that point), flinched like he'd just been slapped and was crouching—plastered against the back of the sofa—in half a second, arms braced on either side of him, eyes huge.

"WELL DAMN!"

Next to him, Yazoo rolled his eyes, folding his arms. "Baby." He muttered to Kadaj under his breath.

"BOO!"

"HELL!" Yazoo was up and against the opposite wall almost as fast as Kia had left the room.

Meg, who'd snuck up behind the sofa, jumped over the top of it and, smirking, took Yazoo's seat. "Baby." She teased, sticking out her tongue. Suddenly, the room grew deathly quiet, Kadaj and Kerra's laughter dying out almost as soon as it had started. Meg and Yazoo death-glared each other down, oblivious to anything else. Kadaj shifted uncomfortably, glancing at Kerra, who made an 'I'm scared' face at him. With a final glance from his brother to Meg, Kadaj stood up quickly.

"Right, well, uh, I think I'll go see if Kia's okay. Okay? So… yeah, bye." Quick as a flash he was out of the movie room.

Kerra started to get up. "And I'll come with—y'know what, I'll just freakin' sit here."


After searching through the whole upstairs and the kitchen, Kadaj was a little freaked. How hard was it to find someone! It'd been easier tracking down Mother! Mother… Kadaj paused for a moment, his green eyed gaze locked onto the moon that was slowly beginning to rise beyond the window. He was so confused. Ever since he'd come through the portal, her voice had been growing fainter and fainter. Was she angry with him? Did she hate him? Kadaj shrunk away from the thought, shaking his head. No, it had to be another reason. How could Mother hate him? He'd done everything she'd asked of him. Well, not everything… Kadaj thought, reminding himself that he'd still failed to complete what he and his brothers had for so long strived to finish. No, mother couldn't hate him. She probably was just planning, or worse, losing connection with him in this strange world… but was it really worse?… Frustrated and confused, Kadaj sighed. The walls of the house felt like they were going to collapse on him any second. Ever since he could remember, Kadaj had been prone to getting clusterphobic. He hated it… Leaving the kitchen quickly, Kadaj crossed the living room and opened the front door. He needed some air. A cool breeze greeted him as he stepped out onto the front porch, lifting tendrils of his silver hair as it wafted past. Farther off, the sounds of waves breaking against the shore could be heard.

"Kadaj?"

Kadaj must have leapt a foot off the ground. "Kia?" Squinting in the porch light, Kadaj found Kia curled up in a rocking chair. "What are you doing out here?" He asked, trying to hide the annoyance in his voice. Kadaj didn't want Kia to get the wrong idea. He wasn't annoyed with her, just the fact that he hadn't even thought to check the porch. "Why am I the leader?" Kadaj muttered under his breath, disgusted.

"What was that?" Kia asked, looking confused.

"Uh, nothing…" Kadaj could feel a blush beginning to grow on his cheeks. "So, uh, why are you out here?"

Kia glanced at Kadaj for a moment. "Kadaj, come over here." She said, returning her eyes to the sky. "The porch light'll never turn off if you keep standing there." Kia scanned the stars, as Kadaj moved and sat shyly on the brick porch railing. All was silent for a moment, save the gentle chirping of a few crickets. Another breeze blew past, catching tendrils of Kia and Kadaj's hair and sending it afloat. "I come out here whenever I need to relax." Kia said suddenly. Stars twinkled above, Kia's vision passing over each one as she continued to stare up at the cold sky. Kadaj followed her eyes, he too looking up into the vast night. "This might sound weird," Kia continued, glancing embarrassedly at Kadaj, "but sometimes I get really clusterphobic, especially here." She gestured with her thumb behind her at the house. Kadaj's mouth dropped open in surprise. Had she really just admitted that? Could it be possible that they shared the same problem? "I think it's the sea." Kia sighed, leaning back in her chair, eyes flickering towards the ocean. "I always feel like I have to be outside here; like I'm missing something if I'm not." Kia turned and grinned sheepishly at Kadaj. "Pretty stupid, huh?"

Kadaj could barely find his voice. "Not really… It makes sense to me…"

Kia's grin fell, only to be replaced with a soft smile. There was another moment of silence before Kia spoke again. "Hey Kadaj?"

"Hm?"
Kia leaned forward in her seat, eyes dancing playfully. "Wanna tell me why you are out here?"

Kadaj froze, caught off guard. What should he say? Finally, he stammered, "Uh, I had to get out of there." Gesturing into the house, though he knew Kia would understand: the movie room where Yazoo and Kerra were facing off. Kia laughed, the sound making Kadaj's heart beat faster, which for some reason only annoyed him more.

"Yeah, I bet that was scary, being all alone in there without me to protect you!"

Kadaj grinned slightly. "Oh yeah, it was horrible. I'm surprised I survived without you and your noodle arms there to save me."

Kia frowned, but playfully pretended to kick Kadaj. "I'm not that weak!" She cried—one of these days she was really going to have to challenge him to an arm wrestling match… Kia paused for a moment before asking, "So, what was going on in there anyways?"

Kadaj grinned. "You don't wanna know…"


"Waah!" Arri cried, diving to the left as a well aimed punch shot past his head. Stumbling to his feet, Arri backed up a few steps, breathing heavily and glaring at Loz. The stupid remnant, after catching a glimpse of Arri, had accidentally mistaken him for Cloud (even though he'd already been fighting Cloud -_-), and had promptly attacked him. Arri had managed to escape back inside the house, a plan already forming in the video gamer's strategic mind. He'd raced down the hallway to the Trophy Room—a collection of prized animals, all dead and stuffed, which always gave Kia the creeps—, grabbed his tranquilizer gun, and had rounded on Loz. Arri had no idea what had happened to Cloud, but it would have been nice if the spikey haired emo would have helped him out a bit!

Dodging another attack, Arri—who was his school's star football player as well as an excellent hunter—saw his chance and quick as a flash shot Loz in the neck. The remnant let out a harsh noise, sounding like a mix of a gasp and a grunt, before stumbling forward heavily. He stood, using the wall for support, for only a few more seconds before collapsing into a heap of black leather. Arri, smirking, was just congratulating himself, edging closer to what he really still could not believe was the actual Loz, when hurried footsteps sounded behind him. Whirling around, he immediately frowned upon seeing Cloud jogging towards him. Before the blond could even reach the end of the hallway, Arri was on his ass.

"What, you couldn'tve helped me out a little? What the hell, man? That's bullshit, leaving me to deal with this crying lump by myself!" Arri kicked Loz in the side for good measure, glaring at Cloud angrily. Cloud, surprised, blinked at Arri and opened his mouth to speak, but Arri only cut him off. "Why the hell did you just freakin' let him go after me? And how the heck are you even here? I mean, if you're some crazy cosplayer, props to you, man, but I'm gonna have to call my dogs on your butt, asswipe." All this time Cloud just stood there, arms crossed, staring at the wall, a bored look plastered on his face. When Arri was finally quiet, he spoke.

"I can see why that dumbass went after you—you really do look like me."

Arri went crazy. "Are you KIDDING me? That's all you have to say? I look like you?" Sneakily Arri glanced at the giant hall mirror behind Cloud. Huh, he really did. Cool, he was hot! Cloud sighed, and Arri remembered that this was one dude with some serious emotional issues. "Look," Arri said, "just be honest with me. Are you the real Cloud?" What a stupid question! Arri almost grinned, but forced himself to stay serious. After all, he'd just been attacked by freakin cry baby bear Loz!

Cloud frowned. "What's that supposed to mean? Is there another Cloud besides me?" Arri bet that Cloud was wondering if the "other Cloud" was hotter than him. Rolling his eyes, Arri shook his head.

"Okay, never mind. So how'd you get here?"
Cloud looked around the room, scratching the back of his neck. "Through some kind of weird portal…" He sighed, looking annoyed. "I really have no idea what's going on, but have you seen two other guys who are dressed like this one?" He gestured to Loz. "And have—"

"—Silver hair? Yup, I saw Yazoo a couple hours ago."

This actually drew some emotion out of Cloud. "Which way did he go?" He asked, taking a step forward. Arri shrugged, though he was thinking hard. After Meg had gone upstairs with Yazoo, he'd been a little too stunned to do much, and by the time he'd slipped upstairs to find the two, Yazoo was no where to be found (which was a little scary, if you think about it…) and Meg had pretended to know where Yazoo was. She'd actually led to him to a closet and locked him in…. Arri squinted hard, trying to remember what he'd heard after that. "Well… I was locked in a closet, so I don't know where he went—"

Cloud frowned. "—You were locked in a—"

"—But I did here a lot of screams and crashes… and then I heard something about a beach and the garage opened and OHHH MY GOD." Arri's eyes narrowed, his head turning slowly around so that he was glaring menacingly out of a window that overlooked the winding driveway. "She's freaking insane." Arri growled. If his assumption was right, then his little sister was currently building sandcastles with two insanely evil remnants of Sephiroth… "C'mon." Arri snapped, walking past Cloud and storming down the hallway.

Cloud blinked, slightly confused. "Uh, where are you going?"

"To the beach" Arri said, not bothering to turn around as he opened a hall closet and began searching around in it. "And you're coming with me."

"What? Why?" Cloud asked, stepping into the hall, a frown etched on his face.

"Because, there's no way I'm leaving you and crybaby alone together, in my house!" Arri shut the closet door and hurried back down the hall, tossing Cloud a roll of pink duct tape. Heading over to Loz's unconscious form, Arri ripped a long piece of zebra duct tape from his roll and glanced back at Cloud. "Are you gonna help me tie him up or what? Oh, and I'm gonna need some help carrying this dude to the car..."

"We're taking him with us?"
"Well there's no way in hell he's staying here! Besides, he could be used as bait. Now come over here and help me!"

"Whatever. But you're carrying him to the car by yourself."

Arri glanced at Loz. That was going to be a lot of physical contact that he didn't want. "…Ew."


"What are you staring at?"

Kia glanced at Kadaj, a shadow of a smile on her face. "The ocean."

Kadaj shifted restlessly, his gaze following Kia's out into the darkness, where the rippling of waves was barely visible. Even with his excellent vision, he couldn't really see the ocean much. "It's…uh..." Kadaj faltered for a moment, unsure of what to say. Could Kia even actually see the ocean? "Uh… it's nice." He finished lamely. Kadaj could have kicked himself. Nice? Really, what the hell

Kia giggled softly. "Well, before you came out the moon was shining on it." Kadaj glanced at the sky, the moon shrouded in clouds. His eyes slid over Kia's face as she continued to gaze at the ocean, oblivious to his inspection. He'd never felt the emotions that were stirring within him before. It was… strange. There was something different about this place, this world, something strange about it. The fog that had always been wrapped around his mind had lifted somewhat, though he could still hear Mother whispering to him sometimes. He shivered slightly. She was always there, speaking softly in the back of his mind, always a presence in his thoughts. Mostly he could hear her before he fell asleep, and she was always in his dreams. It scared him, whereas before, in his world, he'd been delighted whenever Mother had spoken to him. Kadaj's thoughts wandered back to where he'd hidden the box containing Mother, in the forest where he'd come out of the portal. He'd managed to sneak it into the jeep's trunk before they'd left for the beach, and now it sat beneath his bed upstairs.

So close...

Kadaj suppressed the shiver as her voice echoed faintly through his thoughts. He ignored it, his gaze refocusing on Kia. She was so good, so beautiful, and he was… Kadaj felt his heart fall into his stomach. How could he even be friends with her? He was a murderer, an evil, someone who didn't deserve to live. How could he even think of being with her? Of loving her? It was ridiculous—he was a mere puppet, something that wasn't meant to exist. Kadaj drew his eyes away from Kia, back towards the ocean. He had to tell her what he was. He had to make her understand, understand that he couldn't be friends with her anymore, he couldn't be anything. Kadaj straightened. He had to leave. It was time to return to Gaia, and fulfill his purpose.

Yes, darling… So smart….

Kadaj ignored her voice, sadness engulfing him. He hated her, hated what he was because of her. And yet he was still so attached to her…

"Y'know, I've always sorta been afraid of the ocean." Kia's voice broke through Kadaj's troubled thoughts. He stared down at the ground, unresponsive, partially still thinking. "I guess it's because it's so mysterious." Kia continued, shifting so that she sat sideways in the rocking chair. "I mean, it's just so big and powerful. And there's…" She paused, shivering visibly. "Sharks… lots and lots of sharks." Kia grinned at Kadaj, who smiled halfheartedly back at her. "What else are you afraid of?" He asked, curious despite his depressed state.

"Hmm…" Kia sighed, leaning back in the chair. "Well, the usual. Sharks, of course, and robbers, lima beans, school when you think you have a snowday, mystery meat in the cafeteria, murderers, upside down roller coasters, oh, and those sales people who follow you around in the mall and won't leave you alone!" Kia laughed, counting each fear off on her fingers. Her smile faltered when she saw Kadaj's stony face. His eyes caught hers, and he looked away, turning so that he was staring out at the sea. "Hey," Kia said, standing up and walking over so that she stood beside him. "What's up?" Kadaj looked away; he couldn't put it into words. She was too good for him, too good for anybody. Did she know? Did she know the things he'd done?

"Kadaj?" Kia asked, placing her hand gently on his arm. She gasped, hurt, when he pulled it away. "What's up with you?" She asked, her voice echoing her concern and confusion. Kadaj glared out at the ocean. It wasn't fair. Why did he have to be a remnant? Why couldn't he be normal? Why couldn't he have a normal life, and do normal things? It wasn't fair—he hated his life. Turning his head so that he could see Kia, Kadaj winced when she backed away—he hadn't meant to glare at her, hadn't meant to scare her.

"Sorry." He mumbled, turning away. He felt his heart jump in surprise when a hand caught his arm, another reaching up to his cheek. Kadaj let Kia gently turn his face so that he was staring into her eyes.

"What's wrong?" She asked firmly, yet gently.

Kadaj shook his head, reaching up and taking Kia's hand from his cheek. "I shouldn't be here." He said, the words heavy in his heart.

"What? Why not?" Kia asked, surprised. "I thought you liked it here?"

"It's not that." Kadaj said, not looking at Kia. "I just… can't be here. With you."

Kia pulled back, shocked. Kadaj refused to look at her. "Wha—Why? Was it something I said?"

Now Kadaj did turn to look at Kia, angry. How could she possibly think she'd done anything? It was him. He was the one who'd done so many evil things. "Are you insane? It's me, Kia! I can't be around you anymore because—because of what I am! You know! You know all about me and what I've done, and what I was doing."

Kia shook her head. "How do you—?"
"—Yazoo told me. He told me Meg explained it to him." Kadaj had to let her know, had to let her know how horrible he was, and then get away. "Kia, I'm a freak. A remnant, something evil and unwanted, a murderer—"

"No you're not!" Kia yelled—she looked like she was about to cry, though she didn't. "No you're not! You've never murdered anyone!"

Kadaj shook his head. "I've tortured people; I've attempted to kill people. Anything… I did anything for…"

"Anything for her." Kadaj blinked. Kia had climbed onto the rail as well, had taken his hand, was looking into his eyes. "Don't you see? It was your 'Mother'." Kia spat the word "mother", hatred flashing in her eyes. "She made you do it, all of it. She made you do everything!" Kadaj tried to protest, but Kia ignored him. "She made you torture the Turks, made you attack Cloud, made you do everything!" Kadaj flinched at Kia's accuracy. Again he tried to speak. "Kia, you don't get it. I—"

"No, I do get it! You had almost no control! Yeah, you were a puppet: were. Is it your fault that you were born that way? Your fault you were subjected to such a horrible life?" Tears were glistening in Kia's eyes now.

Kadaj tried to pull away from her. She was too stubborn. He needed to get away, that was the only way to protect her from him, and she wasn't letting him do that. Kadaj knew what he had to do."Why do you care so much? Just let me go, I need to leave." He yanked his hand from Kia's grasp. "Get away." He sneered. "What are you stupid or something? You don't know me, so stop trying to make me feel better. You're a twisted freak, y'know that? How can you sit there and tell me I'm not worthless, not something that everyone wishes was dead. How can you blame it on Mother? It was ME, Kia. I'm a crazy, unwanted freak, a remnant." Kadaj stood up, shaking. He was leaving. Yazoo could stay, he was lucky. His older brother wasn't nearly as bad as he was. There was still time for Yazoo to save himself.

Suddenly a hand caught his, causing Kadaj to stop in his tracks, shocked. Kia slowly came around in front of him, let go of his hand, and took his face in her hands, her eyes still wet with tears. "You…" She whispered shakily, "You are not a freak. You are not a puppet. You are the sweetest, kindest person I have ever met. And…" Kia paused, catching Kadaj's green eyes and holding them in her gaze. "You're not unwanted…" She stood up on her tiptoes, hands wrapping around Kadaj's neck. "Because I want you." She whispered. Kia's lips met his, eyes closing. For a moment Kadaj stood in utter shock, too surprised to move. The something within him stirred as Kia's lips found his, and he before he even knew what he was doing, Kadaj was kissing her back.


"Jack? Jack!"

Meg felt a tear roll silently down her cheek, and then another, and another. She wiped a few away, but more just came. She hated this movie; she always did this when she watched it! Sadly she watched as Rose realized that Jack wasn't going to answer, was never going to answer.

After Kadaj had left to find Kia, Kerra had gone to her room, leaving her and Yazoo alone, still glaring at each other. Eventually Yazoo had lost the staring contest, and Meg had announced that since she'd won she got to pick the movie. Still, she'd let Yazoo pick from the pile of movies Kia had, and he'd actually picked Titanic, despite Meg warning him that it was a chick flick. Now he sat, arm around Meg, who was cradled against him. He watched as tear after tear trailed slowly down her face. Yazoo had to admit, the movie was pretty good, and really sad. He still couldn't believe that it'd actually happened, though…

Meg's tears began to subside as the movie came to a close, which helped Yazoo relax a bit more—when she'd first started crying, he hadn't known what to do. As the movie ended, and the old Rose died, the two watched as she went to her heaven: the Titanic. And who met her by the clock on the grand staircase? Yup, Jack. Just freakin great… Yazoo thought, glancing at Meg as the credits came on. She seemed okay, and Yazoo made the mistake of relaxing fully, thinking she was fine.

Suddenly, she burst into tears.

"Whoa! Meg—It, uh, it was just a movie—!" Yazoo stared—a little taken aback—at Meg, who was bawling silently.

Meg shook her head, trying to wipe the tears from her eyes. "B-but its j-j-just s-so saaaaaad!"

Jeez, and I thought Loz was bad… Yazoo rolled his eyes at the memory of his older brother. The smallest, most insignificant thing would set him off, and since Kadaj could never (would never) deal with him, Yazoo had to. This time things were different. Meg wasn't Loz, and Yazoo was a little unsure of how to deal with her. In the end, he gently lifted her onto his lap and cradled her in his arms. "Hey, it's okay. I know it's sad. It's okay." Yazoo wiped the tears from Meg's cheeks tenderly; a little shocked at his own gentleness.

Slowly Meg began to calm down. Wiping the last tear from her eye, she suddenly realized who was holding her, and a huge blush colored her cheeks. Yazoo too was blushing. The two caught each other's eyes on accident and quickly looked away. Meg felt the feeling for Yazoo she'd tried to suppress begin to resurface within her. From the first time she saw him (and slammed the door in his face…) she'd developed a major crush, and now…

"Uh," Meg said awkwardly, clearing her throat. "Wanna watch another movie?"

Yazoo smiled. "As long as it's one that doesn't make you cry."

"Okay." Meg cracked a small smile. "Sorry, about, y'know… That movie always gets me."

"It's okay, I'm used to it. I had to deal with Loz twenty four seven, remember?" Yazoo grimaced playfully.

"Was it really that bad? I mean, he's just so… so…"

"Manly?" Yazoo offered.

"Yeah…"

Yazoo and Meg stared at each other for a second before they both cracked up. Upstairs, Kerra threw a pillow at the door. "Oh sure! Everyone have fun but me!" She frowned. Kia had Kadaj, and Meg had Yazoo. And she had no one.


Here it is! The next chapter, finally! Yaaaaay! Yeah, I faked being sick so I could stay home from school and finish writing this (don't get me wrong, I'm a good student and all, it's just that we already had a two hour delay and my mom—who drives me to school as well as works there—left without me 'cause I was "to slow" and "making her late"… So… When her boyfriend asked if I wanted to go to school, I might have said I didn't feel good…)! Anyways, yeah, I thought it was high time those two remnants got it on! And don't worry Loz fans; he will not be left out! (hint, hint! ;p ). Kia and Meg's reactions to Jaws and the Titanic are actually my real reactions. Yup… I'm a bad person to watch movies with… Oh gosh, I think I'm seriously starting to get sick, I can't stop coughing! Man, freakin karma… I'd appreciate it if you could review! Even a simple "it's good" makes my day, guys! Okay, gotta go, coughing fit *hack*… Peace!

~MarXno

Kadaj – This was definantly my favorite chapter!
Me –
Oooof course it was -_-

Yazoo – Eh, it was okay. I mean, I didn't really get a lot of action goin' on or anything…

Me – Patience, patience young grasshopper…. *rolls eyes* (pig!)

Loz – Well I think it SUCKED!

Kadaj – That's 'cause your whole scene was you getting your ass kicked by a Cloud look-alike, and then getting tied up with pink and Zebra duct tape!

Me - *Snorts*

Loz - *Whimpers*

Yazoo – Kadaj don't you freakin' dare make him cry! I swear to Mother I'm not dealing with him anymore! *Freezes in horror & claps hand over mouth*

Kadaj/Yazoo – Oh shit.

Loz – YOU MEANIE! Don't talk about mommy like that! *Bursts into tears*

Yazoo - *Palms forehead*

Kadaj - *Sighs* Great, look what you did now, you emotionless freak.

Yazoo – Well at least I'm the only one who didn't cry in the movie… *Smirks*

Kadaj/Loz – I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT UP!

Yazoo – *mocking* Ooooh moooother! Waaah! Waaah! She's not here! Mooooother! She's freakin green jello, guys. Seriously. You're crying… over… JELLO.

Loz - *falls over and dies*

Kadaj – I… DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE!