It seems the fight with Curd is over...or is it?!
"Qwe...qwe qwe...qwe...qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe...qwe qwe...qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe qwe...QWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEE..."
Chagecha stopped in his tracks, and slowly turned his head so he'd seem more dramatic.
"K...Kamina..."
Curd was back on his feet, despite the blade still wedged deep into his neck. His eyes were now completely red, and his hair was now a huge swirling mass, all of the hair gel drained from it. For some reason, it seemed he could only say 'qwe' now as well.
Blood spewing out of his mouth, nose and eyes, Curd continued to chant his disturbing favorite word: "QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE QWE..."
"STOP IT, YOU FREAK!" Himawari snapped, and she bashed her chain ball across Curd's face. However, it didn't seem to even effect him, as although more blood began to trickle down his face, he continued to chant over and over.
'UH-OH...WE'RE DEALING WITH A GRADE-A PSYCHO HERE! USUALLY, THEY'RE JUST B-GRADE!' Masato thought in horror.
Suddenly, Curd's head did a total 360, and then his tendril-like hair flew out into the stand, capturing various yankees. Their pitiful cries filled the stadium as they were pulled into Curd's hair.
"WHAAAAAAAA?! RUN AWAY, BEFORE HIS HAIR EATS YOUUUUUUU!!" The sea lion screamed, and the crowds scrambled to run out of the dome, screaming and terribly frightened. Several more yankees ended up becoming victims of Curd's hair before everyone was able to escape.
Oddly enough, Tiger Mask was still singing, without even noticing that the crowd had all left. "WOW WOW, FIGHT DA POWAH! WOW, WOW...I WANT SOME MONEY, SO I CAN GO TO THE PUPPY STORE AND BUY...A MONKEEEEEEEEEEEY..."
Cackling, Curd's yanki levels grew to extreme heights thanks to all the new energy he absorbed. The aura around his body grew so tall it nearly touched the ceiling of the stadium, and his hair had now become a bright golden color with slight blood stains from the earlier parts of the fight.
"QWWWWWWWWWE!" With a single wave of his hand, Curd sent a huge shockblast heading straight for Chagecha, but our fedora-wearing hero was able to leap to the side just in time.
Roaring in fury, Curd swung his hands like mad, sending waves of energy flying at Chagecha in all directions. Somehow, Chagecha was able to block all of the waves at once...with a frying pan.
'THAT IS ONE AMAZING FRYING PAN!' Longhorn Onizawa thought.
"Hmph...you're like a little kid, unable to give up playing with his baby toys on the third day of preschool..." Chagecha remarked with a grin as he threw the frying pan aside.
"THAT ANALOGY MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!" Masato exclaimed.
"QWWWE QWE QWE QWE..." snarled Curd, his body twitching violently. Even the aura surrounding him began to twist and spin, as if becoming corrupted. Chagecha noticed this, but he said nothing of it.
'Man, this is the most serious shit we've ever dealt with...' Masato thought, wondering with bated breath what would happen next.
Suddenly, Chagecha sat down cross-legged, took out a bottle of sake and then announced, "Yup...I'm done."
An awkward silence filled the air.
"H...HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!"
"WHAT...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU'RE 'DONE', SEMPAI?!" Masato cried.
"Hmph. I'm sick of fighting this freak. Bring me a different opponent...!" Chagecha exclaimed, his face red and his head slightly tilted. Somehow, he had already gotten drunk.
"QWE QWE QWE!"
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!" Chagecha snapped.
Himawari cursed under her breath. 'Dammit! If Chagecha won't fight...then who can? Certainly not I!...Wait, what am I thinking? OF COURSE I CAN FIGHT! I'M NOT THAT BITCH BEAUTY, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!'
Swinging her chain ball, Himawari let out a furious cry as she smashed it into Curd's face...but he caught it easily with his pompadours. "Hmph...I'll absorb you as well..." Curd sneered, and his hair began swarming over Himawari's body.
"OH NO! WE NEED TO SAVE HER!" Masato exclaimed, turning to his teammates for help. However, Kouzan and Kotarou were busy playing Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and Longhorn Onizawa was just standing there with a blank look on his face.
'ARGH! I GUESS IT'S UP TO ME!' However, Masato barely even ran over to Himawari before being smacked away by one of Curd's other pompadours. Himawari struggled to break free, but Curd was too strong.
"NO! I DON'T WANT TO DIE HERE! I'M TOO YOUNG...AND I'M A MAIN CHARACTER, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Suddenly, Chagecha, wearing a pumpkin suit for some reason, said, "ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE YOU ON...AND I'LL SAVE THE DAY LIKE USUAL!"
'Wait...I DON'T UNDERSTAND! DIDN'T HE JUST SAY HE DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE A FEW SECONDS AGO?!'
"QWE QWE QWE!" Curd mocked as he dragged Himawari closer and closer into his frolicking follicles. Pulling out a ray gun, Chagecha fired a single blast, incinerating the hairs ensnaring Himawari, and allowing her to run back over to the others safely.
Curd snarled and turned to face Chagecha, only to have the man's fist smash into his face.
"YANKI RAMPAGE: REALISTIC AQUARIUS HENTAI(1)!"
'...Ah, what a dirty attack name!' Longhorn Onizawa thought, blushing.
Before Curd could regain his footing, Chagecha unleashed as much yanki as he could. He immediately grabbed Curd by the head, smashed him into the ground, and began running quickly while dragging Curd across the floor. Then, Chagecha tossed Curd upwards and landed a powerful spin-kick to the face, sending the evil freak flying high into the air.
"RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! YOU PUNCHIN' LIKE A-" Tiger Mask continued to sing, but then Curd crashed through the platform and smacked into him, knocking the poor guy off and falling head-first into the ground.
Finally, Chagecha pulled several pineapples out of his pockets and threw them up towards Curd, and the spiky fruits exploded the moment they came in contact with his body. A spiraling descent of blood flowing out of his mouth, Curd crashed back down to the floor, and then Chagecha pummeled him in the face several times before ending it with a kick.
"...THAT'S WHAT MY MOMMY DID TO ME WHENEVER I DIDN'T EAT MY VEGETABLES. BACHA-GALOOP, SUCKAH!!" Chagecha snarled.
'Ooh...mommy, teach us that move as well!'
"...QWE..." With that final word, Curd's hair became dark-gray, and he was defeated once and for all. Soon, all of the yankees he had absorbed came tumbling out of his now-dead locks, and they all quickly ran off without even saying 'thank you' for being saved.
With a wide smile on his face, Masato exclaimed, "OH YEAH...THAT WAS AWESOME, SEMPAI! DESPITE THE FACT THAT CURD HAD SO MUCH YANKI ENERGY, YOU STILL CAME OUT AS THE VICTOR! YOU TRULY ARE AWESOME, SEMPAI!"
However, Chagecha had already disappeared. In his place, there was a small letter. Masato picked it up and read it aloud:
"Gone to find the next plot point in the fic. Don't wait up. Love, Chagecha."
Falling to his knees, Masato threw his head back and screamed, "DAMN...YOU...SEMPAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!"
Suddenly, a voice said from behind, "Yeah...he's one hell of an idiot, isn't he?"
Masato spun around and saw that Aku had woken up...except he was now sitting in the middle of a puddle of chocolate milk, chewing on a barbie doll, wearing a fake moustache, and holding a taco covered in mustard in his right hand.
'OH BOY...'
THE REFERENCE INDEX:
(1) - The name of Chagecha's attack is a reference to Riaru, Age of Aquarius and Ero-san from my fic 'Kyokusetsu Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo'.
