Title: Banana part 1.
Category: Humour
Rating: M for second part
Words: 1775
Olivia was drawn from her mountain of paperwork by the shrill of her cell ringing. Picking the device up, she checked the caller ID, not recognising the number, before swiping to accept the call.
"Benson." The Lieutenant spoke into the receiver in her usual official manner.
"What can I do for you Detective Holiday?" Olivia asked, once the young woman had announced who was calling her.
"I see, and what would this involved?" The older woman continued to talk to the younger female detective.
"Ok, I have just the person to help you out, but I want to be at the scene." Olivia negotiated, barely concealing a chuckle at what one of her detectives would shortly be doing.
"That's fine. See you in a couple of hours." Lieutenant Benson said with a grin, before hitting the end call button on her cell.
Standing from her desk, Olivia made her way to her office door. Swinging it open, she was instantly hit with an overwhelming wave of heat. The stifling temperatures of a standard summer in New York were in full force today. Of course, the air conditioning unit in the building was down for maintenance but being the boss had its perks. Such as a portable unit in her office.
Surveying her subordinates, their disheveled appearances. Their clothes clearly clinging to their skin. Amanda and Carisi's usually impeccable hair looking worse for wear. Plastered to their heads with sweat.
"Rollins, can you come in here a second please?" Olivia beckoned the blonde woman, deciding to give her a break from the heat whilst discussing their next surveillance operation.
The younger woman stood from her desk and trudged precariously to her Lieutenant's office, stopping in front of the wooden desk.
"Can you shut the door please?" Olivia asked with a smile, trying to ameliorate the fears of a dressing down that Amanda always expected when summoned to her bosses' office.
The younger blonde woman walked back to the door, closing it before turning to face her Lieutenant.
"What's up Liv?" Amanda asks, her shoulders obviously tense, her head down, gaze trained on the floor. The younger woman racking her brain for what she has done wrong this time.
"Relax babe, you're not in trouble." Olivia tells her, motioning for her to sit down. Amanda's head shooting up at the term of endearment that is never used once they enter the precinct in the mornings.
"Oooook." Amanda answers, a grin on her girlfriend of four years face.
"Detective Holiday just rang, she needs our help with a surveillance op." Olivia tells Amanda with a certain element of nonchalance.
"Ok, so why are we in here and not on said operation?" Amanda asks with a raised eyebrow.
"I figured you could use a minute out of the heat of the squad room before we go meet Detective Holiday. You're looking a little disheveled there Amanda." The older woman tells her with a smirk.
"Gee, thanks Liv. Way to tell me I look like shit." Amanda fires back, however a smile forms on her lips, letting Olivia know she's only teasing.
"You know you still look beautiful." Olivia tells Amanda as she stands from her desk and moves around to the same side as Amanda. Perching herself on the edge of the wooden desk and motioning for the blonde to sit down.
Amanda sits in the chair closest to her girlfriend, Olivia briefly looking through her office window to ensure the guys aren't watching their exchange. When she's certain they are busy, she reaches down for the younger woman's hand, giving it a gentle squeeze.
"What's with you today? You're usually very anti PDA at the office Liv." Amanda asks, not complaining in the slightest, just marginally confused.
"We've been swapped lately, I've missed you." Olivia states with a shrug.
"Well, what are you doing tonight? Why don't you come over? We can grab some food, watch a movie, relax" Amanda asks with a lopsided grin.
"Sounds perfect." Olivia responds, before abruptly removing herself from Amanda's side, seconds before Fin knocks on her door.
"Liv, we got a case." The older man tells her.
"Ok, you and Carisi take it. Amanda and I have been asked to assist homicide with an op." She tells him. Fin giving her a smile and nod before heading out with the youngest member of the squad.
"You may want to put something cooler on ready for this stake out." Olivia tells Amanda with a hardly hidden giggle.
"Such as?" Amanda asks confused.
"I don't know, maybe shorts and a camisole?" Olivia suggests, desperate to hide her amusement of the situation Amanda is going to find herself in, whilst also ignoring the usual pull in her lower stomach at the idea of Amanda in shorts. Her toned, muscular legs on display.
"I'll see what I've got in my locker, but I may need to head home quick to change." The blonde tells her girlfriend.
"Sure. Go see what you've got." The brunette agrees. Seconds later, Amanda is gone from her office. Leaving Olivia alone, and able to let out the snort of laughter that she had been desperate to suppress moments earlier.
Ten minutes later, a soft knock at Olivia's office door caused the Lieutenant to look back up from her paperwork once more. The sight afforded to her caused the older woman to visibly gulp. Her girlfriend was stood leaning seductively against her door frame, her right hand holding the frame high above her head. Long, toned legs going on for miles before any expanse of pale skin was covered with very short, yellow shorts. A white camisole covering her torso, leaving very little to the imagination. And if Olivia wasn't mistaken, Amanda had also removed her bra, and her breasts were currently free from any restraint. The dark brown eyes of the older woman eventually landing of the shining blue orbs of the woman she loves. Amanda's expression filled with amusement, and a hint of teasing.
Slowly, shakily, Olivia stands from her desk, making her way across the office towards her girlfriend. Steadying herself with her left hand on the door, Olivia leans into the blondes' personal space, her mouth next to Amanda's ear.
"You are such a tease." The brunette says, her voice octaves lower than usual. Filled with lust and desire. The blondes' eyes momentarily fluttering closed.
"You told me to put on something cooler." Amanda says innocently.
"Ready to get going?" Olivia asks, suddenly back in professional mode.
"Sure." The blonde woman answers.
An hour later, both women are situated in the squad car, parked up on the side of a busy shopping street in Manhattan, patiently awaiting the arrival of Detective Holiday.
"What do you fancy eating tonight?" Amanda asks, making small talk. As she speaks, she takes a hold of Olivia's hand, gently intertwining their fingers.
"Pizza?" Olivia suggests.
"Mmmm. Sounds good. So long as I can have banana on it?" The blonde negotiates, much to Olivia's disapproval.
"You can have banana on your half, but there's no way I'm eating that. You know that's weird right?" Olivia asks.
"Not as weird as pineapple on pizza." The blonde argues.
"It's perfectly acceptable to have pineapple on pizza. Yet never, had I heard of banana on pizza until I met you." The older woman teases, before leaning towards Amanda to place a soft kiss on her lips.
Just as their lips are about to touch, a rear door of the car flies open. Both women jumping as far away from each other as humanly possible in the cramped space.
"Lieutenant, Rollins." Detective Holiday greets.
"Detective." Olivia responds as Amanda also greets the younger woman with her own utterance of the woman's surname.
"So, what's the plan then Holiday?" The blonde detective asked suspiciously.
"Well, Rollins, you are going to wear what's in this bag and stand on the corner over there keeping an eye out for this man." The youngest woman said holding out a photograph for Amanda to take and study.
"Ok, what am I wearing?" Amanda asked cautiously, eyeing her boss and girlfriend suspiciously, suddenly not sure if she actually even wanted to know.
"Here." Devin said, handing over the bag she had held up moments earlier.
"Oh, bloody fantastic." Amanda said sarcastically as she peered inside the bag. "Hey Liv, I think I changed my mind. There's no way I want pizza tonight now, after this."
"Why's that Rollins?" Olivia teased slightly, trying to play coy as if she wasn't aware of the outside her girlfriend was about to slip into.
"Seriously Liv? Don't tell me you didn't know about the banana costume?" The blonde asks with the faintest hint of amusement and a raised eyebrow.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." The older woman said in mock innocence.
A few minutes later, Amanda was dressed in her banana costume, hooked up to a mic so that she could relay any possible sightings of the perp homicide were looking for, and standing on the corner of the street. Detective Holiday had given her some fruit and veg stall fliers to hand out, in order to look less inconspicuous. Benson and Holiday stayed situated in the squad car watching from across the street. The two women sitting in silence, taking in the comical sight of the blonde detective in a bright yellow head to toe banana shaped suit. A face sized hole displaying the very unamused features of the woman inside. Her toned muscular legs covered in equally as yellow stockings, with the base of the banana costume finishing between her calf muscles.
"She looks kind of cute in that." Detective Holiday said to Olivia, never taking her eyes off the blonde. Olivia looked at the younger woman, noticing the look on her face. It was a look she had seen on Amanda's face long before they got together.
"Excuse me?" Olivia asked, a pang of jealousy flashing through her veins. Her tone of voice grabbing the other woman's attention fully.
"I'm just saying, she's an attractive woman." The detective stated, earning herself a barely hidden glare from Lieutenant Benson. "Benson, come on, I saw you two practically kissing when I got here, I know she's your girl."
"We aren't, we haven't…" Olivia trailed off trying to defend her actions unsuccessfully.
"Don't worry, I won't say anything. But the way you look at her, she looks at you, it's obvious. You can't hide it forever." The young woman told her.
"Thanks." Olivia said, silence once again falling over the vehicle.
TBC
