So Guess What?

I'm Sick.

Cool, Huh?

Cheah, I knows.

So this chapter isn't very eventful as well. I don't actually like it... *Sniffs*

Just lots of Itachi and Hidan getting his ass wore out by Kat...

Pretty much it...

Enjoy the chapter.


Itachi.

It has been about a week and a half since we left our world. Since then, I've been uncomfortable with everyone here (with the exception of the rest of the Akatsuki). It was already hard enough to sleep with everyone in the same small room every single day and night.

I was really starting to get impatient; I wanted to get out of this house right away. Speaking of which, all three of the girls were still sleeping the rest of the evening away.

"Itachi, what type of genjutsu did you put her under? She's sleeping like a growing baby would." I was sitting at the end of the couch next to Jerr, who was curled up under the light blanket that was laid over her. Zach was finishing up the last of his drink when he asked.

"She's just tired Zach. Give her some time and she'll wake up soon enough." He sighed as he watched the emptiness of Jerr's living room. There was nothing left but the couch and a couple of chairs with the small television sitting on the carpet. She decided that when we get ready to leave; she was going to get rid of all of the furniture and buy a brand new set once we get to our destination. I have a feeling that this trip is going to be full of unusual surprises.

"So what happened back there? You never got to explain everything to me."

Sasori sighed and stared up at the ceiling. "As you already know, I was not there when it happened, but somehow Hidan just managed to kill a couple of boys, thus, resulting in utter chaos." Zach nodded, signaling that he understood.

"Well, since the girls aren't going to be waking up anytime soon, how do you think we should go about our plan right now?" I asked, watching Sasori with much curiosity.

"Well, right now, I want to call one of Jack's workers and have one of them go ahead and move our shit to the house before we get there." Zach interrupted and yawned as he stood and searched around for something.

"Why would you want him to do that, yeah? And what in the hell are you looking for?" Deidara shifted himself in the seat on the couch as he watched the dark-haired boy search for something that we didn't know.

"Because we already know that Jerr and Iris are the traveling type. It'll take us about five hours to get to Corpus, but with those two girls, they'll make it into an eight hour trip just by stopping frequently to look around and take pictures."

I was amazed by how much I had learned both of these girls in such a short time. It seemed that they are pretty much carefree and liked to have a good time while also examining the world around them.

"Well, Jerr likes to take the pictures and Iris likes scamper away from the group to look around. But still, they're about the same… right? So yeah, it probably might be a while before we actually get to Corpus." Zach finished his explanation, then he left the living room to go to the back.

Said man came back from the back room with a boxful of her items I suppose. Everyone inched closer to get a much better view of what the boy what digging around in.

"What are you looking for kid?" Kisame stood next to him, with his arms crossed.

"Jerr's… purse. She had a second card somewhere in this bag full of her shit." He pulled out a white leather handbag with sequins decorating parts of it. He then started rummaging around in her rather large handbag and pulled out things that even I wouldn't think that girls would bring.

"A curling iron?"

"What is that? A large bottle of lotion, yeah? How can that girl carry all of that crap?"

Then he proceeded to pull out many items of lipstick and small make-up cases. "Jesus! It's like an endless pit in this stupid thing!"

Deidara, Kisame, Suigetsu and Hidan chuckled at the rather harsh comment he made. Right after the humorous comment, it was quickly followed after by an awkward silence when he pulled out erm, her personal hygiene in front of everyone.

"Uh… What is that?"

"… A, erm… Tampon…" Zach blinked and stared at the object in his hands.

"Tampon? What the fuck is it for? Why does she have that thing in her bag in the first place?"

I could see how embarrassing he was getting so he slowly placed the object bag into Jerr's bag immediately. "It's for… erm, to stop herself from staining her pants. Let's leave it at that shall we?"

I cleared my throat and looked over to see Jerr smiling. She was smiling? Hmmm…

"Bry…son."

Everyone looked up immediately at the girl who whispered out a name that sounded familiar to me.

"Bryson? Isn't that her boyfriend, yeah?" Deidara took out some clay and began molding it between his hands.

Zach only rolled his eyes and frowned frowned immediately. "Yeah. But he's nothing but a piece of shit."

Huh. I wonder why this young boy had so much hatred for her boyfriend. Did he have a crush on her? Well, that may be the case, but even that girl Iris held quite a grudge against the stranger as well.

"Why do you think of him like that? Have you even met him in person?" I tilted my head to understand his resentment of Jerica's partner, if you will.

"Plenty of times Itachi. Too many times we've met him. I was literally her body guard for a while. They constantly argue non-stop and he always cheats on her," Zach clenched his fist a little and he took over on the conversation. "Though Jerr cares for him so much, she's completely blind to it all. She can handle herself when they get into arguments. Cheh, she's a boss on that shit, But something about when she leaves him. She's just a total wreck."

I raised an eyebrow at what I just heard. Could this Jerrie really be the naïve girl they claim her to be?

"She's a very loving and devoted girlfriend. She has never once cheated on him with any other guy. The least that she does is comment on how cute another guy is, but on something as stupid as that she places limits. She's a keeper alright." The dark-haired boy shook his can a little, as he explained the rest of it.

"But what we're trying to say is that, Bryson is not the type of guy he plays out to be. He's sneaky and conniving and likes to play tricks on her to keep truth from spilling out." The boy was still searching through her bag to find the card while he huffed.

"Then why don't you just tell her and explain to her how stupid she fucking is?" Hidan sighed and rested the back of his head on his hands.

"We have tried a number of times Hidan, but she loves that stupid liar. Nothing will stop her from loving him; she just has to see for herself in order to fully comprehend what we've been preaching to her for a couple of years."

"Uh… Did you say years? How long have they been together?" Suigetsu's eyes were wide

"Three and a half. That's probably why she's so devoted to him…"

I frowned. That is no way for anyone to learn. She shouldn't have to learn the hard way for anything. I've experienced these things for myself for many years. That road has been an unpleasant one. Though from her actions today, she is quite stubborn and headstrong. Just like that Naruto Uzumaki child.

"Found it!" Zach pulled out the same blue card as from what Iris had.

He crawled over to where Sasori was sitting at and picked up the phone from the receiver. He finished dialing the number and everything fell silent.

"Jack's Moving Service, This is Cheyenne. How may I be of assistance for you tonight?"

"Hi, this is Jack's client. I was wondering if he could send a mover to take our things straight to our new home tomorrow morning."

"Why certainly sir! I can set up an appointment for you tomorrow around… eight o' clock? Is that a good time for him to come and get your things?"

"Yes Ma'am, That's just great. Will you be needing our address?"

"Great! And yes sir, if you can just give the address to the mover tomorrow morning he'll be good to go. Is there anything else that we can do for you sir?"

"No problem! I'll have that ready in the morning for him. And no thank you! I appreciate your help! Have a great night!"

"You too sir."

He hung up the phone and sighed happily. "Third mission down. Now all we have to do is just wait for the girls to wake up and we can begin the long awaited move!"

Finally. So all we really have to do is just sleep tonight and wait until tomorrow morning.

I smiled a little to myself as I felt a little bit of joy fill my misery-stricken heart.

"Mmmph…mmm."

Iris finally woke up from the middle of the floor and she yawned. "What time is it? Is it time to go yet?"

"It's one in the morning. It looks like those two aren't going to be waking up for a while now, I guess we should head on over to our houses and pack up the rest of the stuff and sleep right after. Do you guys think you can handle yourselves while we're gone?"

Iris was looking dumbfounded as Zach got up from his spot, and was heading for the door. She stood up slowly and followed him, putting on her shoes.

Zach then came back and quickly put everything back into Jerrie's handbag and packed her box with him. He walked towards the door, holding the small box in his arms.

"Do not worry about our well being. They shall be safe with us. What you three need to be focusing on is getting your belongings packed and ready to go." Leader-sama assured them as he crossed his arms.

The slender boy nodded and opened the door. "We'll be back here by seven sharp. So we can get an early start on everything. Are any of you guys' hungry? I can stop by a fast food place and get you something to eat since both of the cooks are out of service at the moment."

"No."

"Nope."

"No thanks, yeah."

"Tobi is not hungry."

I blinked when I heard Tobi speak. He's been quiet for quite a while now. He's never quiet. Only when he's asleep… Something must be wrong…

Iris pushed passed through the two boys and huffed. "I'm going home. Goodnight."

"Awesome blossom. So I am sure that at least three of you know where everything is?"

Everyone nodded and he left out, leaving us his number for something that he called a "cell phone". After Zach waved us off he began yelling something trivial about how he wanted Iris to buy him a new pack of cigarettes (even though she was a minor) on the way home.

As he closed the door and locked it, I sighed and looked over at Jerr who was snoring lightly, her were lips parted as she took each breath. She looked very peaceful as she slept. Her facial expression was so serene, almost like an infant.

I blinked as I had just realized what just now ran through my head. How could those thoughts occur to me? Just as I was about to start questioning my musing about this girl, I heard someone moving around the room.

The copy-cat ninja Kakashi closed his book and walked into the back room where Kat was sleeping at.

Everyone shifted in there seats as it got extremely quiet. Hidan, Kisame, and Suigetsu were already starting to go to sleep when Sasori turned the volume down a little on the TV.

I guess it's time to turn in. Leader-sama decided that he was going to take the spare room to sleep in while we slept in here and Kakashi slept in Jerr's room.

"What about Jerrie, yeah? Should we carry her to the bedroom as well?" Deidara said as he yawned.

Everyone (well, almost everyone) turned their attention to Leader. He glanced at Jerr, who was lightly stirring in her sleep. He sighed and began walking towards the spare room.

"Let her sleep there. She'll be fine."

Deidara shrugged and laid back down, his hands behind his head.

Before Leader closed the door, I got up slowly, (trying not to wake Jerrie) and quickly pulled out everyone's blankets to sleep. I left out as he shut the door behind me. Suddenly, I became curious as to what Kakashi was doing in the last room of the apartment.

Very quietly, I poked my head around the corner of the door and caught him sitting next to Kat (who was still sleeping) on the bed with his legs crossed. He was reading a book with a small light shining in the corner.

I raised an eyebrow and turned back around to my comrades, who were already being controlled by the relaxing feeling of sleep. I slightly woke most of them up to hand them the semi-thick blankets. They immediately snatched them away from me and I rolled my eyes.

I was finally done and turned off the lights and sat back down next to Jerrie and covered myself up.

I stared up at the dark ceiling, my memories replaying over in my head. I couldn't sleep yet so it was the only thing that I could do for the time being.

Will the Akatsuki be stuck here forever? Also… since we've been gone for a while how is it back in our world? If we do go back, will we change our timeline dangerously?

These were the reoccurring thoughts that swam through my mind for hours.

Another thing, this Jerrie girl. From what I have heard all night, her boyfriend is not worthy of her. At all.

But who am I to speak because I do not know the young man. But by his actions, when she expressed her love to him, he said nothing at all. He never even once called her afterwards to see how she was.

He's not worthy of her at all.

I felt my eyes beginning to close slowly as the thoughts were fading away from me the more I tried my best to grab a hold of them,

It was no use.

Just before I let my body rest, I took another long glance at the sleeping girl. She was smiling in her sleep again.

She was quite the lucky one; to have pleasant dreams and sleep easily every night of her life. I somewhat envied her for that. For I could not even once have a good night sleep without having dreadful nightmares.

I guess that is the price I have to pay for committing such a terrible sin.

I yawned and broke my glance away from the girl and laid my head into the pillow and welcomed the incoming sleep that attacked me.

I woke up the next morning rather early. I yawned and slowly got to my feet, trying my best (and succeeding) on not waking Jerrie. I went into the kitchen, straight to the fridge to grab a bottle of orange juice. I sat at the table and took small sips out of the bottle.

My eyes caught a small book sitting at the end of the table, I set the bottle down and reached for little purple book. I read the cover of it.

Jerr's Awesome Moments Caught on Camera.

Huh, quite a title for such a small book. I opened it up and immediately, a smile was planted upon my face.

It was a photo album.

Jerr was just being silly along with the three I spoke to last night. Excluding one of the girls. There were pictures of Jerr with her father, on a boat in the middle of a medium-sized lake.

In another picture, she was in the middle with a group of friends doing strange poses.

She was forcing Zach to hold her. She had the most prettiest smile I've seen in years. The boy just frowned while Iris and June were grinning hard in the background.

I continued to flip through the little booklet filled with colorful pictures of random people.

There was one that caught my eye. She was standing next to a guy with his arm around her waist.

Her smile was the brightest of all in this photo. I'm pretty sure that this was her boyfriend that she loved so much.

He smiled, but not as much as you think that he would, considering that he was with his girlfriend.

I stopped and frowned. Why am I suddenly thinking of all of these things? Why am I smiling from ear to ear? I was utterly surprised with myself.

I blinked and my smile went away just as quickly as it had come.

I was nearing the end of the book when there was a knock on the door. My attention turned to the direction of the sound and I quickly closed the book, sliding it back in its original place.

I got up and walked to the door, slowly opening it to reveal the two people I was just looking at in the pictures.

"Yo."

"Good morning Itachi!"

I nodded my head and let them in and they quietly stepped around everyone that was asleep.

"Damn, she's still asleep?" Zach shook his head and sighed. "She hasn't even made breakfast yet…" He then stretched his arms and rubbed his head. "Welp, they're gonna have to get up now that we're here."

"But wait! Before we do that, let's pack our stuff into the truck." Iris put her hand on the boy's shoulder and he followed her downstairs outside. I shrugged and went back into the kitchen

After thirty minutes, I heard a distinct gasp in the living room. I got to my feet and walked in to see Jerr with a terrified look on her face like she hasn't seen us before in her life.

She had the blanket over her as she stared at everyone who was sleeping. She was panting a little too hard so I stepped next to her and laid a hand on her left shoulder.

"Jerrie. Calm down. What's the matter?"

She stopped her rushed breathing and started to shake lightly. "How did I get in here? Why are all of the guys sleeping in here with me?"

I rolled my eyes and sighed. "Actually, you have it the other way around. I put you back to sleep and Kat was sleeping in your bedroom so we decided to let you sleep in here with us. "

She only looked at me as if I was speaking another language to her.

"Um… what time is it? And where is Kat?" Just as I was about to explain everything to her, I was cut off by the two crazy teenagers.

"JERRR!"

"Aye."

She yawned and turned around to see Iris leaning on the door with her arms crossed and Zach rushing over to her. Iris grinned as she watched the girl nearly get suffocated by the slender boy.

I closed one eye as she choked violently, waking up the others as she was doing so.

"Zach… can't breathee! Kkkkaaaaaahhh!" Hidan sat up and yawned for a second before staring at the people who were in the room.

She really was a loved girl, her nature was a sweet one.

"The FUCK is going on? All this damn noise in the morning!" He growled at the playful boy. He was still holding her in the painful hug and she was still choking.

I cleared my throat and he blinked, looking down. He then gasped dramatically at her.

"KKKKKKK-AAAAKAAAAHH!" He gasped and quickly let go of her,

"Oh lord! I'm sorry Jerr! I totally forgot about you!" He patted her back as she coughed and sucked in numerous amounts of air.

I sat next to her and sighed. Zach then began apologizing for causing the noise and waking everyone up. Deidara sat up and glared at the slender boy as well as everyone else.

In order to stop them from seriously harming the poor and hyper boy, Jerr looked over to Iris and began asking her a series of questions.

"So, what happened yesterday… You never got to explain to me." That particular question made everyone go quiet.

The red-head blinked twice and gulped rather hard. "Well, uhh… You see…"

"GOOD MORNING JERRIE-CHAN!" The masked man ran right past me and hugged Jerr. She rolled her eyes and attempted to pry Tobi off of her. "Good. Morning. Tobi! Now. Please. Get off. MEE!"

Tobi giggled and let her go when she was about to bite his hand. "Sorry Jerrie-chan! But you've been sleeping for a looooooong time, so it was kinda boring for Tobi."

"Tobi, please let her finish. Why don't you go wake up Kakashi and Kat." I suggested. Since everyone else is up, they might as well get a move on too.

"Yes Sir Itachi-san!" He happily skipped out of the room and down the hall. I turned back to Jerr who was smiling at me.

"Thank you. He was really about to work my nerves this morning." I nodded and urged her to continue on. I was really curious on how she was going to take it.

"Anyways, carry on." She crossed her legs and folded her blanket while listening. Zach turned pale as well as Iris.

"Well, um… Hidan… did some bad things while we were shopping. It wasn't exactly his fault though." She sighed and paused for her response.

She only quirked an eyebrow and tilted her head, still not understanding the girls' words. She glanced at Hidan for a split second. "Oh really? Go on…"

"So uhh, He kinda killed two boys and… ten maybe more guards? Ehehehehe…" He scratched his head as Iris quickly slipped around the corner outside.

Jerr could only stare at him as he finished. She blinked then fixated her gaze over to Hidan who was looking crazy back at her. Suigetsu tensed up as he was waiting for her outburst to happen.

"Hidan?" She whispered out.

He rolled his eyes and snorted. "Yeah? What is it?"

"Is this true?" She slowly got up and rubbed her head. "Did you actually take the lives of innocent people…?" She walked towards him.

He crossed his arms. "Tch, Hell yeah I did! I didn't even hesitate! But only because two of the guys were hitting on Kat and she didn't like it! So I just stepped in to fucking handle it."

Jerr was slowly creeping closer and closer to him. She looked so calm, yet deadly at the same time.

It was rather intriguing how she could manipulate her emotions that easily.


Kat.

I woke up, feeling groggy and woozy. I rubbed my head and groaned. I blinked and rolled over on the other side, only one problem though.

Someone was in bed with me. What the fuck? How did this happen? DID I GET KIDNAPPED AND RAPED?

I slowly looked up to see Kakashi staring down at me. He was laying down on his side, his arm propping up his head.

I was totally going to pass out on him again. He looked so gorgeous… I wanted to snuggle up to him but instead I quickly sat up, the blanket wrapped around my upper body as if I was naked. (Which I wasn't)

My thoughts were then broken when a knock was sounded.

"Kitty Kat-chan! Time to wake up! Kitty Kat-chan? Are you awake? KITTY KAT-CHAN! WAKE UP OR TOBI WILL OPEN THIS DOOR!" I frowned. That nickname was like death… I sighed.

"Yes Tobi, I'm awake… Now stop calling me that and leave so I can get dressed." Rubbing my face, I shook my head and groaned louder.

"OKAY KITTY KAT-CHAN! GOODMORNING !"

That stupid bastard said it again… Shaking my head, I turned back to Kakashi and continued on with my questions.

"W-what are you doing in here?... With me… In bed…" I moved away a little, feeling quite embarrassed with a hint of shyness.

He only chuckled and yawned. "Well good morning to you too. I actually carried you in here. You and Jerr were sleeping for quite a while, so instead of sleeping in the living room with my enemies, I decided to sleep in this room with you." He shrugged and laid on his back.

I raised my eyebrow and relaxed a little. "Oh yeah… yesterday. I am so sorry if I caused any trouble for you! I was just… um… so confused and terrified. I didn't know what else to do…" I rubbed my temples, my mind replaying everything that went down yesterday at the mall.

"It's quite alright, I understand. That was a lot of stress that you had to deal with. I'm just hoping that Jerr can deal with it when we tell her."

We sat there like that for a minute until he asked me something that slipped my mind from when I said it.

"About that nickname you gave me. Kashi was it? Why did you call me that?"

Damn. And to sit here and think that I was going to get a little more comfortable with this ninja in the same bed as me.

I gulped and looked away. "Um, it was a habit really. Sometimes when I was frustrated and tongue twisted, I just called you 'Kashi' for short. Then I started using it more and more as I got to know your personality. It completely invited me in…"

Oh no… Oh gods no! This could not be happening! I just told him the WHOLE reason why I gave him that nickname! HE'S GOING TO HATE ME!

I turned a little and watched him from my peripheral vision and held my breath. He had his eye closed and he sighed.

"Is that right? How… creative of you. I'm honored to be your favorite character from the show."

I closed my eyes and sighed a quiet breath of relief. I was really glad that he didn't think that it was stupid or something. Then, a question hit me as I felt him come closer to me.

When I turned my head again, he was so close he startled the crap out of me. I shrieked and fell out of bed, landing on my back.

"Owwww… Shit that hurt!" Kakashi quirked his visible eyebrow at me. "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, more or less... Um, why did you decide to sleep in bed with me? I mean not that I'm complaining or anything like that but, I would have thought that you would've made yourself a pallet on the floor. Or slept in the chair maybe?"

He held out his hand and helped me up. "Well, I actually would have, but the problem was, when I opened the door to go into the spare room, it was already being used by one of the Akatsuki, so I didn't bother to ask if I could use it."

"I see. If I was in your shoes, I probably would have done the same thing, in order to avoid a fight of some sort." After pulling me up, we heard Jerr yelling loudly about something. Kakashi and I exchanged glances before bolting out of the room and down the hall.

"… SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE KAT AND LEAVE? YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS WHOLE SITUTATION! DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY COULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED!?"

I saw Jerr clenching her fists and gritting her teeth. Her tan face was a little red. Her wrist was being held by Zach who had his eyes closed, rubbing his head.

"Let it go Jerr, It's alright. We're fine now so just leave him be before you get yourself killed!"

After hearing her yell a bit more, my anger emerged as well.

I walk into the living room, stepping over the folded blankets. I was seriously starting to get angry with this guy. He hasn't even been here for a full two weeks and he's already causing complications for us.

"I WAS ONLY HELPING HER! I HAD NO OTHER-"

"Choice? Oh please Hidan! How dare ya use dat stupid excuse. Ya had plenty of choices. And truss me; takin' lives of people ain't one of dem."

I crossed my arms and narrowed my eyes; Jerr was still glaring at the Jashinist who turned his attention towards me now. He raised his eyebrow and walked towards me, anger flaring in his magenta-colored orbs.

"I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU! I HANDLED BOTH OF THOSE SHITHEADS FOR YOU AND THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING GET!? WELL YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY THAT I'M NOT HELPING YOUR ASS AGAIN!" He was in my face now, screaming at me.

"HELPING ME? HIDAN, I CAN HANDA' MYSELF! I DON'T NEED HELP FROM YA AT ALL! DOSE GUARDS WERE JUSS DOIN' DERE JOBS! YA COULD HAVE AT LEAST KNOCKED DEM OUT! I was beyond pissed, how dare he blame me for something that I didn't do!

Hidan stopped for a second and blinked. "Why are you talkin' like that?"

I stopped huffing for a second and blinked also. "Tawkin' lie wah?"

"Like that stupid! Why are you talking with such a weird voice or… accent!?"

I gritted my teeth as he insulted the way I spoke. "I AIN TAWKING LIE NUTHIN SO YOU CAN GO TA HELL AND BURN TA DEATH!" I rolled my eyes and stomped passed Kakashi, who tried to grab my arm.

"Wait Kat! Hold on!" I slapped the door of Jerr's room in somebody's face, not that I cared about it right now.

I flopped down on the bed and huffed, I was truly pissed at Hidan for killing all of those innocent people. I mean, I know that they were jerks and all, but they still didn't have to die. I pressed my face down into the pillow, breathing slowly, trying to figure out how to deal with all of this.

I knew that I shouldn't have let Hidan go with us. I should've known that he was going to do something as stupid as that. It's my entire fault that those poor people are gone. It's my fault for not-

My internal scolding was interrupted when somebody knocked on the door and I rolled my eyes. I turned over, facing the door.

"Kat? It's me… Can I come in?" My eyes widened a little when I heard Kakashi's voice on the other side of the door.

"Go away…" I shut my eyes tight, feeling the tears trying to escape my eyes. I really didn't feel like speaking to anyone right now.

"Please Kat, Let me come in?" He opened the door a little and poked his head around the corner. "Are you alright?" He came in and cracked the door behind him. I could hear Kakuzu snarling at Hidan in the background for the problem he caused at the mall. I blinked, the tears finally rolling down my cheeks. I sighed and placed my hands on my face, hiding the incoming waterfall that was about to crash.

The bed went down next to me and I felt a hand lay on my shoulder. I sniffed and quickly rubbed my wet eyes.

"Relax. This is none of your fault." I bit my lip as he attempted to reassure me.

"It IS my fault Kakashi! Don't you fucking understand? I should have told Pein to leave that… that stoopid (stupid) bastard here!" I turned over, showing him my back as I sighed and tried to catch my shaky breath. At this very moment, the thought of seeing him dissected into many pieces sounded very appealing to me.

I heard Kakashi sigh. "I understand that Kat, but that's still not a good reason to sat that it's your fault. Are you going to be alright?"

I didn't say anything for a minute.

"I just need some time… I'm not used to all of this ninja stuff I guess," There was a silence, I could clearly hear Hidan cussing and Kakuzu's voice getting louder. Zach's voice was somehow mixed in the screaming.

Kakashi rubbed my back for a second and my body froze. "I know that you're pretty upset but please don't beat yourself up over this. We all know that Hidan's a complete idiot." I smirked and rolled my eyes, letting a small giggle escape my lips.

He giggled as well and I heard his footsteps fading away out of the room. I wiped my face as the violent noise died down somewhat. I started to fall asleep when after ten minutes; I heard another soft knock on the door.

"Kat? Hey there honey… are you feeling alright?" Jerrie's voice was heard and her footsteps sounded in my ears, along with another pair. I nodded my head, my eyes closed. I felt her rub my back softly.

"I know we just met and all, but you're part of this family now, so we're here for you." Iris hugged me and then I could hear her and Jerr walking out at the same time. After three minutes, another knock was heard on the door, I didn't say anything, for I already knew who it was.

"Get the fuck out Hidan; I have nothing more to say to you."

He let out an exasperated sigh and he sat down in the chair next to the bed.

"Listen here kid; don't make this more difficult than it already is. You want me to apologize to you? Well, sorry. There you have it. Now quit acting like a fucking baby. It's pissing me the hell off." I lay there on the bed perfectly still for a couple of minutes.

"Why do you even care?" I sat up and glared at him.

He rolled his eyes and turned his head, "Tch, Stupid fuckin' leader, makin' me do this shit." I head him mumble under his breath. "It would have been super annoying for us as you walked around all day being an emotional wreck and all that shit. Besides, we even might have to kill you for it."

I blinked multiple times, processing what he just said. My slightly tanned skin paled right afterwards. "Just kidding!" He rose up his arms, trying to reassure me.

I grimaced at him and bit my lip. "Are you an idiot or what? This isn't a game to me you know." I clenched the bed sheets while I glared at him.

"It ain't to me either." He said he thought it wasn't funny but that amused smirk plastered on his lips told me otherwise. He began eying me up slowly with an interesting look taking over.

"Then STOP acting like nothing has happened!"

His smirk widened a little. "Well then little miss sunshine, looks like someone's angry."

I huffed as my fists began to hurt as I squeezed them harder. "You're a monster."

"Oi, there's no need to-"

"Get out."

"Look brat, if you feel like letting all of your stress and anger out, just go ahead. I promise I won't do anything to you. No strings attached. Heh, Leader thinks that I deserve it anyways. So just go ahead and screa-"

Before he could even finish, I began going on a tirade, screaming and hollering at him. I stood up and began pacing back and forth, rubbing my temples and stopping ever so often to take a breath before screaming my head off again. I don't really remember what exactly I had said. I just know that there was A LOT of cursing being thrown out in the air around me.

I was so busy screaming my ass off; I didn't even notice the door opening with everyone staring at me, watching me go off on the Jashinist.

"… and, and, and YOU CAN JUSS GO AN DIE INA FUCKIN HOLE FAH ALL I CURR!" I panted and slid down on the floor, feeling sweat coat my forehead. I coughed, my voice feeling and sounding hoarse.

I don't even think that I have yelled at anyone like before in my entire life. I actually felt a lot better after that.

"Whoa ho ho, where did all of that come from? Shit girl! That was fuckin' awesome!"

I sighed and rubbed my temples. I couldn't take anymore of his stupidity.

The stupid fuck just laughed at me.

I heard Jerr and Iris walk towards me. They both lifted me up and I sat on the edge of the bed. Jerr then glared at Hidan.

"What? You gonna scream at me too princess? Well go ahead."

Iris scoffed and Jerr sucked her teeth. "No, I think that Kat's screaming was good enough for you. Even though you deserve more then that."

I was super pissed. I wanted to snatch his ass up and just beat the shit out of him for single handedly killing innocent people and acting like he was back at his home, just like nothing happened. Though, I knew better than that. I would easily have my ass handed back to me, probably even more than that.

Jerr hugged me tightly, rubbing my back, trying to calm me down as much as possible. "You alright now?" I shook my head slowly.

"No. But I just need time right? I can get through this. Right… Right?"

I asked with much question in my voice and I whimpered, feeling a headache coming on due to my irritability. I felt like this because Kakashi was looking right at me as I broke down, somewhat.

"Awe, that's so cute. Now how about you guys hurry up so we can eat." My panting stopped as I stared at him as if he were stupid.

This guy really was pushing my buttons today.

Jerrie and Iris tilted their heads and was about to scold him for it when the others did it for them.

"Hidan-san is a very very very bad boy! Shame on you Hidan-san!"

"You really are a moron."

"That's not cool. What are you stupid, yeah?"

"Hidan, I think that it's best if you'd leave." Itachi crossed his arms, looking rather irritated. Hidan glared at him for a minute, looking as if he wanted to argue with him.

"Hidan, leave now." Pein stepped in the room. Thank god, because I was sick and tired of screaming and arguing. I am just in need a nice and very hot shower.

Hidan reluctantly got up and exited the empty room. Jerr looked up at Itachi and smirked, almost as if she knew what he was talking about.

Zach then pushed through the crowded doorway and cleared his throat, a cigarette in his hand. "Okay, so right now we have to get ready. The truck driver dude just left with our things so what's the plan boss?"

Jerr sighed stood up. "Alright then, let's get ready now and then I'll explain the rest afterwards." She then snapped her head back around at him and snarled. "Get the hell out of my house with that. If I tell you again, I'm kicking your ass and leaving you here without us." Zach gasped and then grinned.

"Well technically, this isn't really your house anymore and uhh-"

"Get the fuck out Zach…"

"Kay…"

I nodded and laughed at the poor dude, Jerr must be really annoying him. I then pulled myself up, picking up the bagged and the unbagged clothes, handing them to everyone who they belonged to.

I grabbed my clothes and headed towards the bathroom to take a shower. Before I opened the door, I heard Jerr squeal about how she loved the summer dresses that Iris had bought her. She even went berserk when she found out that she bought her two pairs of her favorite sunglasses: Large, black Rayban aviators and purple wayfarers. Both had the mirrored lenses, she loved them both.

I smiled as I gathered the rest of my clothing and opened the door. I stepped in, and abruptly slipped and fell on some sticky and cold liquid. When I finally felt the impact of it, the stupid liquid was already dousing my face and arms.

"WHAT THE? SHITTTTTT!" I rose my arms up just in time before the unknown liquid splashed on my brand new clothes.

I looked down and screamed.

And why do you ask?

Well, just plain and simple.

I slipped in fucking blood.

I heard frantic footsteps coming my way. Jerr, Hidan, Kakashi, and Deidara were standing above me. They were looking at me as if I had just murdered someone or something.

"What the? Why the hell is there blood on my goddamn floor? What did you do Hidan?" Jerr looked disgusted as she covered her mouth and cringed.

Hidan scratched his cheek and laughed lightly. "Oops, I guess I forgot to clean up the blood after my sacrifice to Jashin-sama. Um… My bad?"

Kat growled and screamed at everyone who was watching, "I DON'T CURR RIGHT NOW! SOMEBODY GET ME THE HELL UP!"

Everyone raised an eyebrow and then glared at Hidan who was looking clueless.

"What?"

"Help her up stupid!" Jerr yelled, her hand still over her mouth.

"Why me? Why can't y'all do it?" Hidan crossed his arms

"You made the mess! So help her up you mean bastard!"

He sighed and then clutched the back of my shirt and jerked me up with one hand. The back of my hair was soaking with that disgusting blood, I swallowed slowly, trying not to gag or anything else.

"Now, clean this mess up."

"What!?"

Jerr almost gagged a little before stepping back. "I said clean this up now, or nobody will leave this place until you do." Hidan grimaced and pushed past everyone to get the mop, then I heard Zach following him to supply the rest of the stuff.

I frowned and looked at Kakashi who was shaking his head. He then left with the others.

I had a lot of work to do to wash this shit out of my hair.

Welp, I'd better get to work now I guess.


Kakashi.

After about a good two hours, everyone was finally ready. Well, at least almost everyone was.

All of the guys were waiting downstairs. Kisame, Kakuzu and Pein were sitting in the car, trying not to get seen by anyone. I watched as Sasori and Hidan tapped their feet impatiently, to be honest I was getting pretty impatient myself.

"Man, they sure are taking quite a while in there." Zach said, he was actually sitting on top of his car while he smoked a cigarette. I laughed to myself as he reminded me very much of Asuma.

I was suddenly startled when I heard loud music shatter my forming train of thought. Zach then grinned and started bobbing his head.

"Already son. Jerr is gonna love this song." He took another drag of his cigarette.

"La la la la la."

"La la la la la."

"La la la la la."

"La la la la la."

Iris was the first to appear out of the door. Her hair was up in a messy bun with bangs framing her face. She was wearing a summer dress that came up to her knees with sandals.

She looked pretty. Kisame rolled down the window as he watched her walk down the stairs, smiling happily at everyone.

"Girl I've been all over the world, lookin' for you. I'm known for taking what I think I deserve, and you're overdue."

She walked over to the car that Kisame and Kakuzu were in and grinned. "Sorry that we're taking forever. Jerr insisted that she must take a shower before we all left. Kat should be right down in a second."

I sighed and looked down, straightening out the end of my shirt. I then looked down at my shoes. Iris called them, Polos what it? Well I think that these are pretty odd.

"And if you listen you can hear me through the radio, in that bright white noise. What I been missin' in my life what I've been dreamin of,-"

I looked up again, and this time, I felt as if my mouth and eyes were sizzling. Kat walked out with a short, white tank top that came above her navel with this stunning denim skirt that barely reached her knees. I couldn't help but notice that she was wearing sandals too, the strings were wrapping all the way up to her calves. She even wore her hair down with a dark blue head band.

She was busy reading a book, licking her fingers and flipping the page again. When she got to the bottom, she glanced at me once and smirked, before walking over to Iris who was smiling warmly and then she whispered something in her ear and the second red-head looked back up at me. Kat only rolled her eyes and sighed.

"You'll be that girl,

You'll be that girl,

You'll be!"

"Everything you want so let me get up there!

I'm the baddest baby in the at-mo-sphere,

Tell me what you want so we can do just what you likeeeee!"

After another minute or so, everyone began complaining more and more. Then we heard the door shut. Everybody looked up to finally see Jerr locking the door for the last time.

She was wearing a tube top dress the complimented her curves very well, the dress came to the end of her thighs and it was a dark purple. She was wearing black sandals that had a small heel at the bottom, it also wrapped around her ankle to make her look more classy. I blinked when I saw that she had a necklace that spelled the letters, Akatsuki across her rather large chest. All three girls were wearing hoop earings.

They all looked great, but my mind was focused on Kat, who was still reading her book contently.

Jerr had her keys in her hand with her sunglasses on.

"Took you long enough. Cheh," Hidan growled at her, which she simply smiled at him and headed towards her car, getting in.

"We're leaving to go and drop off this key and go buy better cars than these. After that, we go and get something to eat."

I get in the car with Kat and we took an hour and a half, shopping for cars and "cell phones". Whatever that was.

I listened as I heard Kat, Iris, Zach, and Jerr talking about their brand new phones. Touch screen? That was something new to all of us I believe. When we hit the road again to go and trade the cars in for better ones, I began playing with Kat's "touchscreen blackberry"

Why would they name such a weird device after a berry? Hmm…

After another our, we traded off all of the cars and they bought two bigger ones.

I heard Jerrie say that they were called, Suburbans Texas Edition? Huh, such weird names indeed.

After the long wait, we finally hit the road, but not before stopping to get something to eat.

I glanced at Kat who was sitting in the far backseat with me, (Jerr was driving Suburban number one) she was reading a book and then said something that surprised me.

"Get ready for the ride of your life Kashi."

I only raised an eyebrow.


Done :)

LAWLZ. Kat hopped on that Jashin worshippers' ass! Hidan deserved it anyways. He's always a bad boy... I'm surprised he didn't sling her around like a rag doll XD

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