Well i've decided that every other friday im goin 2 add a new chp.... its just becuz it gives me time to do a good job on writing it... well here it iz!!!! This chapter is mainly explaining the Akatsuki's powers and alittle deisaku ..... and well Dei is a perv.......


Deidara stared up into the blandly colored ceiling of his room. It had been long after school had ended, everybody must have been having food in the kitchen upstairs... with Sakura...

"Thinking about Sakura?" Sasori's silky voice drifted through the silence.

Sasori and many of the other the Akatsuki members had inhuman abilities, such as telepathy, hypnotism, shapeshifting, and many others. Sasori was able to read minds and emotions, which helped him in many situations. Itachi had the ability of hypnotism, obviously with his good looks intact he had a great advantage. Deidara just happened to control dreams and thoughts which paired him up with Sasori. Pein could see through walls and other solid objects with his special eyes and Hidan could be disembodied, but still control his different body parts, as long as his head was still in one piece. Zetsu could blend and morph into shadows and Kakuzu was able to shape shift.

Sasori laughed, "Your thinking of having dinner with her! Hah I haven't even met and I already know she's bad news"

"Shut up Sasori! You don't understand love, your just a cold lost soul" Sasori's eyes narrowed.

"I wouldn't say that Deidara... Everybody knows I can beat you in a fight anytime..." His sneer became a smirk, lingering on his face.

"Well I can CONTROL thoughts not just READ them" Deidara pulled himself off the firm mattress. "Wanna fight? I'll prove to you I'm stronger!"

"So you can win Sakura?" Sasori's smirk slithered farther up his face. Deidara pouted and sat back down onto his unused bed "You know what, I'm going up to the dinner room with you to see what she thinks of you..." His face was wiped clean of emotion as Sasori strolled towards the cheap plywood door. "Agreed?"

"Alright..." Deidara regretfully followed his partner.


"Well thats strange..." Sakura's pink brows furrowed at the absence of her many dorm mates. She spotted Naruto and Sasuke by the fridge. "Wanna have dinner?" Both nodded in agreement as Sakura walked towards the refrigerator to prepare some food. In came Sasori and Deidara, taller than all of the younger bunch they stood in front of.

"Sasori's 'foolproof' plan is stupid! I can control her thoughts to think of me as an idol! A lover..." Deidara crossed his arms.

"Um.... hi Deidara..." Sakura looked down towards some tuna sandwiches she had saved from lunch, her face looked like it was about to explode from blushing.

"Well helloo... Sa-Ku-Ra" Deidara's voice cooed seductively, he tried to lure her into his eyes. Sakura ignored him, rolling her eyes as she put her sandwich into the brand new microwave.

"Guys, do you like warm sandwiches?" Sakura peered over at her friends, avoiding Deidara's eyes. Sasuke shrugged as he studied Deidara, and Naruto nodded his head several times before starting a conversation with Sasuke. Sasori could tell Sakura didn't like how Deidara was acting.

"She doesn't like you!" Sasori whispered in a sing-song voice, heading toward the stairs.

"NU UH!" Deidara whined in his head. He leaned against the marble counter, gazing at Sakura's bubble gum hair. It had only been a few weeks in this school and already, he was falling for someone. Sakura snuck a smile at Dei before heading off towards her table. "She does like me! For now I'm going... dont want trouble from that Sasuke kid..."

The last rays of twilight slowly died away as a thin fog drifted through Sakura's window. "Figures.... Its already October.... School really speeds things up...." Sakura doubted Pein would be at the shower... but she was going to bring her clothes just in case........ Bad things always happened at the shower. (A/N I think I should just make a would series of what happens at The Shower XD) After gathering her newly purchased Garnier Fructis line bath products, Sakura headed out down the long halls toward the shower.


Deidara always put extra work into his hair, it didn't put itself up on its own. He usually hogged the bathroom for a loooooonnnnnng time, using hair dryers, hair mousse, and everything in between. Though it had only been a few weeks the hair dryer he was using had already run out. Maybe.... he could borrow Sakura's! Itachi was way to overprotective over his.... Deidara was proud of himself for making this good maneuver.

As Sakura calmly opened the bathroom door she quickly checked for any signs of Pein. "Just checking if trouble is heading my way.... Hah! You like Pein! You like Pein! I bet your dissapointed to see he's gone! Shuddup....... -/////- (sakura blushing)......." Sakura quickly undressed and dumped her garments into her bag and climbed behind the colorful shower curtain. Sakura turned on the awfully cold shower and waited for it to warm up. Some one opened the door.

"PLEASE don't flush the toilet!!" Sakura waited, for the moment where the toilet flushed and chaos ensued. The moment never came, just a hairdryer being plugged in and clicked on. A girl was definitively.

Soon enough Sakura finished shampooing, now she had to use conditioner. Sakura, covered in soap opened the limp shower curtain to find Ino, moussing her hair into an odd hairstyle.

"Hey Ino, Can you hand me my towel?" Sakura held out a hand, showing half her soapy body. "I didn't know you were in this dorm."


Deidara had assumed someone random had been showering but when Sakura had poked half her naked body out the shower he almost entermally combusted. Being a vampire he was supposed to stay calm, having no heart, it was basically impossible to get shocked.
"........" Deidara silently turned around to face Sakura. "Hello?"

She stood silently, WTF was he doing in her bathroom.... using her hairdryer....... why did he even use it for? Why did he look like a girl? Like Ino? Why wasn't she putting on clothes!? So many questions!

"Hello...." Sakura's soul practically died.....

"Oh this time you did it! And MAYBE you should be hiding yourself and get some clothes?! I'm you so why am I the only one noticing this!"

Almost breaking the shower curtain, Sakura slammed it close. "DEIDARA!!!"

Deidara held his head low, "what...."

"WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After her initial shock, Sakura was now infuriated. Deidara took his escape when he could, fleeing out the door, leaving Sakura steaming. She counted to five before walking, knowing how she could smash things, it wasn't a good idea to be walking around a small closed area.


Deidara sighed as he slowed his pace...

"I guess im never going to use her hairdryer again..........." "At least I got to see her naked (nosebleed).... heheeheheheheh"



yay! I've been writing snippets of this frequently so yaaaa...... like I said im going to update on every other friday OR weekend... -_- school is such a drag....... R&R!!!!!!!!!!!! plz... for my sake :D true it isn't the best

but for those Itasaku fans i have a deviantart! :D that i update almost everyday =.= well heres the link! -- .com/