I'm continuing this, apparently. I hope that my spirit still can produce the comedy, romance, and pervertedness that you all know and love :)

For Zion! Oh wait, wrong show. Don't flame me on the Sake bit, I don't know where Sake is bought or any alcohol for that matter!

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"Have you completed your mission yet?" Tsunade asked, as she stamped away at the documents on her desk at a furious pace.

"N-No" Shizune replied nervously, a small blush ever-present on her cheeks accompanied by a small smile.

Tsunade took a glance at her, and did a double-take. She smirked. She knew what that smile meant. It meant that her plan… was working. But she quickly masked the smile with an angry frown before Shizune could notice.

"You can take a break from the mission if you want. I know Naruto can be a handful and extremely annoying." Tsunade said, fishing for a specific answer to see how fast Shizune was progressing.

"I don't mind! He's actually pretty nice!" Shizune replied a bit too quickly, before covering up her mouth in embarrassment. One word presented itself in Tsunade's mind: Perfect.

"That's good, but I still need you for a few errands." Tsunade said, masking her emotions with the 'Hokage poker-face'.

"What is it that you need?" Shizune asked, feeling a bit more relaxed since Tsunade seemingly let her reply go unnoticed. She would be embarrassed to tell Tsunade that she didn't mind the mission since she had fallen in love with Naruto. She didn't want Tsunade to think she was a pedophile like Oro-Jackson.

"The usual." Tsunade simply said, still furiously stamping away at the documents. Then, she noticed a particular document… and got mad. It was a petition from the male Chuunin to increase the amount of women in the village, for unspecified reasons.

Noticing the sharp look on Tsunade's, Shizune proceeded to walk backwards away from the fuming Tsunade as quickly as possible. She gave one last bow before closing the door and speed walked away. However, even though the door was closed and she was already a couple of steps outside of the Hokage tower, she still managed to hear Tsunade's booming voice.

"SHIZUNE! BRING ME THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT!"

Cringing, she nodded habitually and proceeded towards the store to buy Tsunade's Sake. Shizune really wanted her friend to quit, but no amount of begging worked. So in the end, she would resort to buy the least alcoholic beverage as possible.

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Tsunade, after calming down, continued with her stamping. She stopped momentarily when she felt a familiar presence enter the room. It was Jiraiya.

"Yo!" Came the reply of the perverted toad sage.

"Is everything going according to plan?" Asked Tsuande, to which Jiraiya just replied with a giggle.

Suddenly irked, Tsunade asked, "You didn't spy on them did you?"

"Ah… well, you see. I had to follow them to make sure the plan went well. I didn't think things would progress so quickly and well…" Jiraiya suddenly paled when the stamp in Tsunade's hands obliterated into fragments.

"Jiraiya…" She said menacingly.

Jiraiya cringed, knowing what would come next. Moments passed as he waited for the bone-breaking punch, but it never came. What did happen surprised him a great deal. She thanked him.

"Thank you Jiraya. Thank you for writing that letter. Had you not gotten me mad, Shizune would've probably been suspicious about me making her buy extra Sake." Her voice seemed almost in agony, agony in that she actually thanked Jiraiya of all people. Even if he was helpful in the important matters, this was still Jiraiya.

Jiriaya grinned as he replied, "Heh. Looks like you're not just beautiful on the outside, but on the inside as well." Jiraiya then bowed, surprising Tsunade, "May I give a kiss on that dainty hand of yours, oh most gracious princess?"

Jiraiya acting like a gentleman shocked her, and his words shocked her even more. She didn't know why, but she suddenly felt irked… and happy. Happy enough that her cheeks turned a slight pink at Jiraiya's chivalrous acts. She had actually thought about granting Jiraiya this favor, but instead she bit her tongue and yelled, "No! Now go!"

Jiraiya grinned. Tsunade wasn't the only one that had plans. With another bow, he poofed away, leaving Tsunade to her thoughts. Tsunade slumped into her chair, suddenly feeling tired. She put a hand to her chest, trying to calm her rapidly beating heart, before thinking one word: Why?

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Let's see, thought Shizune as she walked down the aisle, what's the worst type of Sake I could buy? That's when her eyes caught it: a bottle of Sake only containing 2 percent alcohol. She decided against it though. Tsunade's sake had to have enough alcohol to not taste like water, but not enough to get Tsunade drunk in a swig or two.

"Whatcha doin there?" Came a sly voice from behind Shizune.

Turning around, she greeted the voice, "Hi Anko. What brings you here?"

She shrugged. "The same as usual. Gonna buy me some dango."

Anko eyed the Sake in her hands, before her lips curved upwards in a devious smile. "So Shizune. I hear ya've taken a 'special' mission."

Shizune froze in horror. There's no possible way Anko would know. The only person who knows is Naruto, for obvious reasons, but she knew he wouldn't snitch. Then she mentally kicked herself when she remembered that Kakashi had seen them on the floor together.

She decided to keep cool and continued looking for some Sake, "I don't know what you're talking about."

Anko grinned. She slyly wrapped her hands around Shizune's waist, causing her to squeak in surprise, and placed her mouth close to her ear. "Oh, I know you don't know what I'm talking about. So how about I explain it to you?" Anko said seductively and she licked Shizune's ear. This caused many of the men there to have a nosebleed… and a whole lot of angry wives.

Shizune tried to stop her from saying anything embarrassing since the looks from the men were already embarrassing enough. This proved to be futile as Anko 'hugged' her tighter, preventing her escape.

Anko began her torture, whispering into Shizune's ear with a husky voice, "What I mean is, you want to Naruto to touch you, lick you, eat you. You want nothing more than to have his throbbing dick in your soaking wet pussy and pound into you until you go crazy from delirium."

At this, Anko took the opportunity to fondle Shizune's breasts as she continued, "Right now, you're imagining Naruto fondling your breasts. You want him to trace his fingers across your hard nipple. You need him to run his tongue across your chest, give you the euphoria that only he can give you!"

Through all of this, and to Shizune's embarrassment, she had been imagining Naruto doing all those things. She could picture, and almost feel Naruto's touch, mostly because she imagined Naruto's hands in place of Anko's. Suddenly, she snapped out of it and released herself from Anko's grasp. Shizune did not like Naruto just because of his body. She wanted him because he actually cared and was the first man… boy… to show her proper affection.

"I think you better go home Anko, before you cause a bigger scene." Shizune said hotly.

"Oh! Fiery! Naruto sure knows how to choose women. All right, I'll go." Anko said and walked away, but not before turning around to say one last thing, "Maybe, I should make him mine instead?"

Before Shizune could ask what Anko meant by those words, Anko had already turned behind an aisle and disappeared. Shizune shook her head. Anko wouldn't do anything… would she? No, of course not, Shizune thought, he's my Naruto!

She paused to think about it. My Naruto… that sounds… nice, she thought with a happy smile. "Yea, MY Naruto!" She boldly proclaimed out loud.

"W-What do you mean b-by 'Your N-Naruto' Shizune-san?" Came a meek from behind Shizune.

Turning around, her dark brown eyes met lavender, pupil-less eyes.

It was Hyuuga Hinata

Oh boy…

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Super-mega-evil-cliff-hanger no jutsu! .

If you guys don't mind. I think my chapters are going to be short, but that'll mean I'll be able to update faster.

So, tell me what you think in your review *hint hint*