August 16,2011- Quantico, Virginia- 2:25:27pm
Currently Logged in:
Penelope Garcia
Aaron Hotchner
Derek Morgan
Jennifer Jeareau
David Rossi
Emily Prentiss
Spencer Reid
PG: I say we continue as usual
AH: No, Garcia. That isn't an option! You all are way too distracted by this!
EP: Am not
SR: You were complaining like twenty minutes ago that you have so much paperwork!
SR: As you were iMing Derek!
EP: Spencer, Spence, Spence. And you wonder why everyone wants to kill you on iM
AH: Alright, here are the new rules. No iMing whatsoever during cases. I don't care if half of you get lost and ended up in Mexico or in the middle of nowhere and you want to chat. Plane's off limits as well.
DM: Ahhhhhh, come on Hotch!
AH: Going to cases, you should be working. Coming back, you should be resting.
AH: And how is it so hard to walk over and say hi?
PG: Do you know how far it is to walk from my room to the bullpen? Also, I don't even get to come with you guys on half of the cases!
DR: You mean the ten second walk? And when do you ever want us to come over and say hi?
AH: You should be preparing for the case, doing paperwork, or getting some rest, Penelope, not iMing
AH: When at work, you can iM each other only during lunch and breaks AFTER SPEAKING with me. If I catch you breaking these rules, you and I will be having a long chat.
DR: Sounds reasonable
DM: Coming from the boss' best friend…..
DR: I don't get special treatment because I've known Aaron for years
EP: Yes, you do
PG: Oh, you so do
DM: Yes, you do- you pretty much have it made here because of Hotch!
AH: Hey, I'm still on here!
DM: Yeah…..anyway, so we have to pretty much ask for permission? Like children?
AH: Take it or leave it
PG: Fine
EP: Fine
DM: Fine. What about our computers and us being stuck in the conference room?
AH: Still stands. Now get back to work.
Aaron Hotchner has signed off
David Rossi has signed off
PG: What?
EP: Was that done on purpose? Is he coming back on?
JJ: That's like a cliffhanger!
EP: That's…that's got to be a trick!
DM:Did Rossi just randomly log off or was that on purpose?
SR: Hotch just walked into Rossi's office and told me to tell you all that you guys have ten minutes to get back to the bullpen or you're in trouble
PG: Oh, he needs to pay
DM: Something that allows us back to our desks and offices! Something big without us getting fired!
EP: Yeah- wait, shouldn't we plan our revenge off of iM?
JJ: Hotch and Rossi aren't here so we should be ok…..
EP: Reid….
SR: Yes?
EP: Would you like to re- earn your way back into our good graces?
SR: I'm not going to be a spy for you guys! And are you guys actually coming?
PG: Spy? No, think of it as a …..way to repay us for all the times you got us in trouble
SR: YOU guys got YOURSELVES in trouble. I did nothing
JJ: Please Spence!
EP: I'll be your best friend!
SR: You already are
PG: Awww, so are you in?
SR: Yeah I'm in
7:59pm- Quantico, Virginia
Currently logged in:
Emily Prentiss
Penelope Garcia
Jennifer Jareau
PG: I just found something awesome!
EP: It better be important because my sexy neighbor Matthew just invited me for coffee!
PG: Yea! You lucky girl!
JJ: Penelope, focus!
PG: Oh, yeah-so I was bored and I found something fabulous about iM
EP: Really? Alright, I'm going to go on my coffee date
PG: Wait, so I was aimlessly looking at our iM stats-you know how long each person is on, how they log on, what they talk about….
JJ: Is that illegal?
PG: Not if you tell anyone
JJ: So you were bored and aimlessly looking in other's people's business
PG: Yes, my dear, I was snooping. Guess who used iM the most in the past three weeks?
EP: There is a gorgeous hunk waiting for me to get coffee. You have ten seconds to wow me
JJ: Most time- It has to be Emily
EP: Derek's just as bad as I am
EP: nope, scratch that. I believe it's you, Penn
PG: Wrong, wrong, and wrong. The winner is our fearless leader, SSA Hotchner.
EP: Wow…I guess coffee can wait.
JJ: Seriously? He outdid all of us?
JJ: I'm texting Morgan and Reid to get on here
PG: Yes, the iM hunter/hater of the group uses it the most! Second place for most use goes to Miss Prentiss with a whole lot of iMs to Matthew, her smoking hot neighbor downstairs. I take third because I Skype more than I iM. Tall, dark, and smoking with a gun ties with our ass kicking blonde tie for fourth. The Italian steed comes in fifth and the little genius that could comes in last place.
Derek Morgan has logged on
DM: Wow, I can't believe it. Baby girl, have I ever told you that I love you?
PG: Everyday, boo
DM: That little hypocrite! How bad is Hotch on iM?
PG: Well in terms of time, here's how it lays out
PG: Reid-40 minutes
PG: Rossi- 4 hours 51 min
PG: JJ and Derek-6 hours 12 minutes
PG: myself-6 hours and 45 minutes
PG: Emily-7 hours and 22 minutes
PG: Hotch-12 hours and 45 minutes. I say we blackmail Hotch into getting our stuff back
DM: We can't just walk into his office and lay it out to him. We have to make him squirm
EP: Serial killers don't even make Hotch squirm. What makes you think we can?
DM: Alright, at least make an eye twitch or something
PG: Hold on there, that's not even the juiciest part. He iMs at work a lot more than we think. He ALSO iMs a Commander Jessica Navin who is currently stationed in Kuwait right now. She's pretty, has no kids, and has been iMing Hotch since March. Boss man's got a secret girlfriend!
DM: Oh wow
EP: This isn't just get our stuff back good, this is get a raise or extended vacations good!
Spencer Reid has logged on
SR: Wow
PG: Do not say a word to Hotch or Rossi about this or bad things will happen to you, Spencer
SR: Ok, not a word. I'm surprised at this- he isn't the type to contradict his own orders
DM: Seriously? He does it all the time! Where have you been, kid?
EP: Guys, what if Hotch comes on and sees our conversation?
PG: Taken care of. Thanks to a few…..things, he won't be able to log onto this chat room until we all have logged off and I have erased any traces of this conversation
JJ: A few things? That explains how you got on so many computer watch lists
PG: Hey! It was done for the greater good! So everyone in for Operation Payback to get our stuff back without getting fired?
JJ: Too long of a name, but I'm in
EP: Me too
DM: I'm in. This is going to be fun.
SR: I'm in
JJ: Wait, what about Rossi?
PG: He'll be dealt with later…..
EP: Legally or illegally?
PG: We'll see
