(A/N: Back to Chie-chan's POV!)
We - Szayel, Lilinette and I - peered around the wall, careful not to be caught. Gin was inside with Aizen.
"Aizen-sama! Someone's invaded my room! And I found THIS lying on my bed!" a very fishy-smelling Spoony-spada yelled, covered in pink sparkles and holding up a pink, fluffy book.
Aizen held in the laughter that was about to leave his mouth. Gin let a small chuckle escape before noticing the terrible stench, he scrunched his nose and spoke, "Ya smell awful, Nnoitra-kun."
"Because some little fucking twat-"
"Nnoitra, there is no need for that kind of language."
"YES THERE FUCKING IS!" Nnoitra shouted in defiance, "SOME LITTLE FUCKER PUT A BUCKET OF TUNA AND SPARKLY THINGS ABOVE MY DOOR SO I SMELL LIKE SHIT, LOOK LIKE SHIT AND THE MESSAGES ON THE WALLS HAVE TURNED MY REPUTATION TO SHIT! AND APPARENTLY I HAVE A FUCKING DIARY!" He waved his hands around frantically as he yelled. Finishing his argument, he threw the diary at Aizen, where it hit him in the face.
The Superman-wannabe remained stern as the book made contact with his face, whilst we were all both shocked and supressing giggles whilst watching the scene.
He picked the book up after it ended its journey on his lap, flicking through the pages until he found something particularly interesting...
"Nnoitra, what is this?" he said, a faint, but noticeable, blush creeping onto his cheeks.
"What?" Spoon-face said.
Superman read out loud some of what was written inside the book before adding, "...Nnoitra... Are you... Okay?"
"I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! I DON'T LOVE YOU! IF ANYTHING, I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUTS!" he shrieked, hiding the embarrassment that so badly wished to show itself. I could tell.
Aizen ignored his rude remark, focused on the book. Meanwhile, we were trying our best to hold in the giggles.
The Spoon stomped out of the room, and in a wave of fury, drew his Zanpakuto and swung it brutally at the wall as he exited the room. The wall crumbled and collapsed, leaving part of the throne room quite badly damaged.
"NNOITRA!" Aizen called.
He paused, turned, and marched back miserably. Thankfully, not noticing us as he re-entered the throne room.
"What?" he muttered.
"You are no longer deserving of the position of Quinta Espada." His eyes... Uhm, eye... widened to at least the size of mars. Ours did too.
"What?" we all simultaneously whisper-shouted.
"This prank has gone a little too far, don't you think?" Szayel asked. Lilinette and I nodded, but still didn't want to interfere.
"Why?" he asked, stunned.
"Because, you're rude, disobedient, you wreck my walls and you have strange feelings towards me. I think that's reason enough," Aizen replied. "Ulquiorra?"
Conveniently, the emo was just around the corner. He sonido'd to us, either ignoring us or not noticing us at all and strolled towards Aizen with his hands concealed in his pockets. "Yes, Aizen-sama?"
"How strong is your Fraccion?" he asked.
"Aizen-sama, she has only been here a day. She is not strong enough and I have not had enough time to make her stronger, please forgive me," he said, bowing down to his precious 'Aizen-sama.'
"Well, thanks for the support, 'master.'" I grumbled.
"Well, we need someone to replace Nnoitra as Quinta.."
"HEEEEEY, GI- err, BOYFRIEND!" a seemingly gender-confused idiot waltzed into the room.
"On second thought, she was smart enough to make Nnoitra lose it in the first place. I think she is eligible for the position," he changed his opinion almost instantly once he caught sight of that... Thing.
"Yes!" I whisper-shouted cheerfully.
"What?" Szayel said, the sudden shock causing his legs to fail and leading him to fall onto Lilinette and I. We had tumbled perfectly into Aizen's view. Shit.
Well, he's Aizen, he probably knew...
Speaking of knowing, how did Ulquiorra know we did it? Hm, never mind. Don't wanna know.
"Hey, Aizen-sama," we said in unison, lifting our hands up lazily to wave.
I attempted to push myself up, though it was in vain.
"Get off me, you idiot!" I groaned at Szayel, who almost instantly pushed off after that.
Once he was up, I got up, followed by Lilinette, who was unfortunately at the bottom of the pile.
We turned around slowly, about to sonido away from the scene when Aizen said, "Wait."
We stopped as if someone had taken a remote to us and pressed the pause button.
"What's the plan?" I asked.
"Well, we could see what he has to say, or we could run," Szayel suggested.
"We were spying, we played a badass prank... Those are good enough reasons to run," I said.
"I agree, run," Lilinette said. I nodded and we sonido'd away.
BANG!
Oh crap...
What I bang in- oh, no...
I glanced up at my master briefly before running to catch up with the others, though before I had a chance, he grabbed a hold of my wrist, quite tightly too.
I attempted to escape his iron grasp, but it was impossible. I sighed and let myself be dragged on the floor until we reached our destination and he pulled me into a standing position, still refusing to release me.
Nnoitra shot me a glare and the...thingy, smiled and waved. I stared blankly at the both of them.
"Chikara Konoe.." Aizen began.
In my mind, I was screaming, "YESSS!"
"She doesn't even have a weapon!" the Spoony-thingy notified Aizen in quite a loud way.
"Ah, yes... Gin, Ulquiorra. Gather the Espada for a meeting in five minutes," Aizen commanded.
They nodded and exited the room, leaving me with the Spoon, Superman, Black Dude and the Thingy. Shit.
We stood in silence, a few groans coming from 'the rejected.'
"Nnoitra, you may leave," Superman said, waving a hand dismissively at him. "Chika, Luppi, come." Aizen stood up and stepped down the long staircase leading to the floor.
Once he had reached the ground - which took a considerably large amount of time - the Emo and had Gin returned.
"It has been done, Aizen-sama," the Emo said, followed by a respectful bow.
"Well done, Ulquiorra, Gin... Let us leave."
