You're on the street, magnetized.
-Tim, Robots

Rex dodged the giant fist coming his way with a groan, flying out of the way on his wide metal wings. The 15 year old had been fighting with the big boys for two years now, learning the ways of the trade like a natural. Occasionally, he would make a blunder or miss with his launcher, but for the most part, Six was very close to proud of the progress his ward had made.

"What? Woah woah!"

Six raised a brow as the sounds of distress came from the opposite direction from the EVO they'd been fighting. Six looked, and for some odd reason, Rex looked like he was flying with all his might against something, but there was nothing there. After another moment of struggle, Rex's build broke down and he was pulled forcefully in the direction he'd been fighting against. The green ninja didn't have time to go check on the boy, he could handle himself if necessary, but the giant EVO terrorizing San Francisco couldn't wait.

Six ran toward the EVO, swords out and slicing to incapacitate the creature so they could cure it once Rex was came back from whatever had pulled him. It didn't take long, he was clean and efficient and the soldiers had the creature within a cage in no time. Six felt the rush of satisfaction that came from a job well done, short lived however as he realized his ward still hadn't returned. Maybe the foe that had taken the 15 year old was more than Rex could handle...

"You have this here?" Six asked the agents securing the EVO into the transport hull. They nodded in confirmation, and Six dashed to the rescue of the youngest Providence agent, following the sounds of struggle he could hear. Once he made it to the place where Rex was being held against his will, he stopped in his tracks.

No one could have expected this.

"Let go of me! Oh come on, why won't you listen to me!" Rex was pinned against a giant magnet, something left from a construction site that had been vacated once the EVO got loose. Apparently the person in charge of the large and powerful magnet hadn't had time to shut the machine down. What's worse, they had turned the power to maximum. Which would explain how it was able to latch onto the flying Rex.

Frankly, it was a hilarious scene that made even Six smile just the slightest.

Rex noticed his presence, scowling at the smile he saw on his mentors face. "Well I'm glad I could make you laugh, but do you mind helping me?"

Six didn't say anything, simply wiping the grin from his lips and going to shut the machine down. This was, of course, after he allowed Bobo to take a few pictures for posterities sake. Or blackmail, as the man knew the monkey would no doubt do instead.

"Woaaaah!" when the power cut off, Rex fell ungracefully to the ground in a heap, groaning as he tried to lift his head. "Ow."

Six approached him, inside laughing, on the outside as stoic as ever with a raised eyebrow. "How did you let this happen?"

Rex growled, resenting that this was his fault, "Let? I don't /let/ this happen, it just did. I couldn't pull away fast enough okay?"

Six opened his mouth to retort, but stopped when a random nut from the construction site flew into the side of the boys head. Rex pulled it away with some effort, staring as it clung to his fingers. He frowned, but didn't have too much time to ponder it until a screw came and, thankfully, stuck flat end first on his forehead, making him look like a metallic unicorn.

"Wha-" a screwdriver came next, and when the trio looked, a horde of metal objects ranging in size equal to that of the boy, was slowly making its way toward him, smaller objects breaking away first in pursuit.

"You better run, kid!" Bobo was practically in tears with laughter as he watched his friend scramble to his feet and run away, too distressed to make any sort of transport.

"Oh man oh man!" the child ran, screaming as he went, weaving through the cars on the otherwise deserted road. Upon hearing the crash of the wall of metal on the cars, he winced, thinking about how it was going to seriously hurt when that stuff caught up with him.

As he ran, he made several mistakes. It began with trying to gain some speed by pushing against a side view mirror, only for it to break off the car and stick to his hand. Then he stepped on a manhole cover, and that stuck to his foot, hindering his already slow progress, and making him work harder. This, of course, was not the end of his troubles. Having just come from a construction site, among the army of metal were plenty of sharp and pointy objects that would break away every so often to try and impale him. The boy had to dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge again in order to avoid being riddled with holes. As it was, the objects stuck like a suit of armor, and made a loud clattering sound as he went.

The providence agents he passed were unprepared when the parade passed, confused from coming till going, left staring with raised eyebrows and unanswered questions. One outspoken soldier was the first to speak. "I guess you could say he has an attractive personality."

And just like that the silence was broken by groans and annoyed screams of "Caaarl!"

(~)

Nobody could say how exactly the event ended, once Six and the others finally caught up with the boy, Rex was found in the middle of a lake on an island of metal, passed out in exhaustion, but neither the worse for wear. Once he was he was conscious again, he made everyone present make a vow of silence, saying that "what happens in the field, stays in the field." and the only evidence that this ever occurred was a few choice photos of a ragged looking Rex being chased by the wall of metal, leaked onto the Internet by a certain hairy agent of Providence.

A/N: So how was it? I've been wanting to do this one for awhile since rewatching the robots movie. I hope it's as funny in your head as it was in mine! You also got to see a taste of my action writing skills, or lack thereof, you be the judge. Seriously, judge, why aren't you judging?

Remember, all suggestions are welcome, and quotes are gathering in my list as well. Feel free to drop a pm with quotes you want to see, or a review if you're more inclined that way.

Thank you to Winter Coma, Unknown010, YellowAngela,

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